The Politicos Theme Song

The Politicos Show
Tune: The Muppet Show Theme Song
by the Windrivers regulars

THE RIGHT: It's time they faced the music
It's time to state what's right
It's time to beat the liberals
In Politicos tonight.

THE LEFT: No time to kiss and makeup,
Got to bring down the right,
It's time that Bush was curtains
In Politicos tonight.

THE ANNOYED: Why do you always come here?
Your arguing just blows
It's like a kind of torture
When Techs fights with Ya_Know!

(instru-mental break, with emphasis on the -mental)

RIGHT AND LEFT: So now let's get things started
THE ANNOYED: Why can't you be departed?
FREDDY: I think that Cleetus farted!
EVERYBODY: On the most sensational,
Conversational,
Confrontational,
Aberrational,
This is what we call Politicooooooos!!!

(Insert raspberry sound effect here)

Fitting.

I hereby appoint you as WD-Gonzo.

No............more hip hop....

Bpt bpt bpt bip bop btp btp btp pip pop

Theyre here
Theyre queer
Its the beep bob Politico squad

Its not just irreverant
its down right degenerat
Beep bob its the Politico squad

They dont mine tellin you
Even wen you dont wanna know
Beep bop its the Politico squad
[do the funny hand sign]
Beep bop the politica squad

OH YEAH!