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How about you. What would you like Microsoft to deliver?
I'd like to see Microsoft deliver a Universal Compatibility Device so that we'd no longer have to worry about compatibility issues.
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How about you. What would you like Microsoft to deliver?
I'd like to see Microsoft deliver a Universal Compatibility Device so that we'd no longer have to worry about compatibility issues.
I wondered what they did to Saddam, after seeing the picture on that link I now know!Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
That was great! I would really like the last item to happen. No seriously,.. I really would like the last item to happen,.. and soon! :thumbs:
Let me know when it does the ironing and I am in!
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Originally Posted by Orangeman
How about an operating system that ****in' WORKS????
We all wished and not just M$ stuff .Quote:
Originally Posted by WebHead
to deliver me money
Option 1 would be soooo good, so long as he would back date it to the days of Windows 95 on 13 floppies... where it would fail on disk 12 and then start back again on disk 1, I should be able to retire on the refunds for that alone.....
I'd also like an office product where rather than right clicking and hiding that f***in annoying screen tapping paper clip, you could flame it and melt it forever... how guilty does it make you feel when it says "You've hidden me 3 times now, would you like me to go away forever, sniff"
After all what does it actually do? You ask it a question and it may as well be a 5 year old looking down at the floor, going "I don't know"...... Or perhaps they could get it to answer a question, when you ask it "how do I change the default form for creating a new message in Outlook" it would answer with "to change the default form..." instead of "how to create a new message" or "working with e-mails" :rolleyes: grrrr don't get me started people!
This would be wonderful if it included the hundreds of ours on the phone with Microsoft Activation Service becuase a client tried to install XP too many times, the hours spent locating trumpet winsock on windows 3.1, the thousands of times I banged my head on my desk looking for the service that is runnig in the background, but not in the service list. The days spent looking up the cryptic clsid references in the system registry. The hours spent manipulating M$ ftp service to set permissions. RANT RANT RANT RANT etc .c.c .Quote:
Originally Posted by [url
U get the picture.
The only thing I have to thank Bill Gates for is JOB SECURITY. Because as long as M$ exists WE WILL ALL REMAIN EMPLOYEED.
That's why I stopped after just bitching on the Office Assistant..... yes I guess he keeps me employed, but I hate my job, so therefore I hate him. :thumbs2:Quote:
Originally Posted by gizmo1_1