Why am I here today?

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October 11th, 2004, 11:46 AM
jmani

Why am I here today?

So it is a Federal holliday here in the states, I am a federal contractor working on the PBS helpdesk. The building is locked down and there are only the 12 support/engineers in the building. We have to work today as it is not a holliday for the company who we work for. I feel like a high school girl waiting for the telephone to ring...and it aint gunna happen. Oh wait the phone rang once today. It was a co-worker calling in late.

Well that killed 35 seconds, only 7 hours, 59 minutes and 25 seconds to go...

John
October 11th, 2004, 11:49 AM
gazzak

double time?
October 11th, 2004, 11:52 AM
jitBob

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Originally Posted by jmani

So it is a Federal holliday here in the states, I am a federal contractor working on the PBS helpdesk. The building is locked down and there are only the 12 support/engineers in the building. We have to work today as it is not a holliday for the company who we work for. I feel like a high school girl waiting for the telephone to ring...and it aint gunna happen. Oh wait the phone rang once today. It was a co-worker calling in late.

Well that killed 35 seconds, only 7 hours, 59 minutes and 25 seconds to go...

John

Well post your 1-800 number and we will take turns calling. That ought to make the day go faster.
October 11th, 2004, 11:57 AM
jmani

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

wow...that was one of the funniest things I have heard. Again I said I was a contractor. We are the lowest form of life in any gov't agency.

But thanks for the laugh.
October 11th, 2004, 03:48 PM
Orangeman

Holiday, what holiday?

I didn't know it was a holiday.///:confused:
October 11th, 2004, 03:49 PM
Orangeman

I hope you brought some good porn to look at...:D
October 11th, 2004, 04:10 PM
Archer

So being in the government and all you get good pensions then?
October 11th, 2004, 04:14 PM
Orangeman

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Originally Posted by Orangeman

I hope you brought some good porn to look at...:D

BTW, what's the penalty for masturbating on federal property..:confused:
October 11th, 2004, 04:17 PM
Archer

[cough]Nearly choked on my beer then Orange tut,tut [wags finger]
October 11th, 2004, 04:24 PM
confus-ed

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Originally Posted by Orangeman

BTW, what's the penalty for masturbating on federal property..:confused:

Have they not caught you yet ? :eek2: :devil:
October 11th, 2004, 04:57 PM
jmani

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Originally Posted by Archer

So being in the government and all you get good pensions then?

Maybe you didn't catch what I said in a a few posts back, I am a contractor. Not a Federal employee so we get none of the good benifits...oh well I just took off a few hours and took the MCP test and passed!

Next I will have to take a test that is actually hard...