There was a guy sitting at his computer, he was extremly bored. He decided to alleviate his boredom by....
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There was a guy sitting at his computer, he was extremly bored. He decided to alleviate his boredom by....
...hitting random keys on the keyboard.
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when all of the sudden...
A face apperared on the screen
A very scarry red face
an angry red face
and
it said
"pay no attention to the man behind the curtain"....
'cause that guy don't know squat. Further more...
It said "But I do"it then proceeded to go into great detail about how hyper intelligent robots from the future have created a computer generated world in which we reside,solely for the purpose of........
creating a larger post count because...
if we didn't then we would not be confirming our existance. Wotpping is something like beating the bounds of a parish a quaint and archaic practice but nevertheless carried out unconciously by most people most of the time.
Occasionally the cyber space bounds beaters get confused and begin beating each other instead, this creates much friction and produces virtual firestorms between the beaters.
The unfortunate victims of this excess is many electrons that were once free to roam are pressed into service until the moderator removes the bindings of the electrons and lets them roam free once again.
Electrons must be free! Free electrons make for quality high post counts because....
If there weren't free electrons then we would be forced into co-valent bonding, which, as any 13 year old chemist can tell you, isn't of any use for experiments where you get really good explosions. This in turn would lead to a duller, less wotpp-y existance. So began the campaign to free electrons, the same cannot be said of the free radical organisation, whose leadership were....
...but not entirely....
...unkown to them was the fact that there were those who sought to quell the "free electron's"movement",for the purpose of...
electrons did not receive royalties or any financial gain for the work they did.... these were the slavemasters - a community of....
...hyperintelligent Ducks!
We're talking supergeniuses with webbed feet.
Millitant little guys too. It appears they were building the ultimate doomsday weapon that would...
But just as the red angry looking face was about to describe in full detail the duck's doomsday device,the power blacked out,the room fell silent all except for the distinct sound of,"Quack""Quack" at that moment...