The bane of technical people
Ok, she "wants a computer" correct? Well, I have plenty of family members who've thought the same thing. Of course, they also don't want the responsibility of updating the OS (assuming Win), AV or firewall. At this point, I tend to sit them down and tell it's easy to build a computer for me, but that servicing it might be a complete pain in my arse.
At this point, I tell them if they want a cheap useable computer, to buy a Dell with a big warranty. Yes, I know Dell sucks, and their proprietary hardware is a pain, and everything breaks... But it keeps the monkey off my back.
And when I have computer problems, for some reason people can't fathom that I would. Do they think I magically make hard drives impervious to crashes and bad sectors?
Ugh, Dell her ***. It's not your job to build her a car, it's not your job to be her computer b1tch.