You people just don't understand
You know,.. I'm offended by people telling me to have a happy festivus, merry christmas, etc. I'm also offended by happy holidays. I am not christian. I am offended by people who are offended. I'm also offended by chrishannakwanzaka or whatever. I mean, why do the holidays have to be placed in order of relevance in that made up word? How come it's not Kwanzahanachristmaka? I am offended by Macy's politcal correctness, large red ribbons on expesive cars, snow flakes and reindeer. I am offended by Santa Claus because I feel that the icon of Santa represents making fun of overweight, bearded north pole dwellers. I am offended by gift wrap, ribbons and cinnamon sticks. I'm offended by happy people greeting others with best wishs and seasons greetings. I am the one who writes to companies threatening to sue them for discrimination. I am the one who calls into radio shows complaining about people wishing me Merry Christmas. If you tell me Merry Christmas I will tell you I am Jewish. If you wish me Happy Hannukah, then I will tell you I am African American. And if you don't get that, then I will tell you I am atheist. I would prefer it if we all just sat in a dark room, not saying a word, not speaking to each other, quiet, dark, cold,.. not looking at each other and just staring at the wall.
