What is wrong with this guy?
I've asked someone to ask one of my software competitors why he should choose their software over mine prentending he was hesitating between buying one of those two.
He replied:
Quote:
Dear <name>,
Thank you for your question. If you buy <our software>, we will give you a 60-day money-back guarantee. You will be able to decide if you want to switch to a foreign ebay seller at any point in time, and we will give you the money back if you think they actually add some new features that we don't have.
I don't want to compare features because it brings back bad memories because all their 'features' are copied straight from us (like 4 user accounts,
built-in web browser, etc.) [Actually I've been around longer and he's been copying my every move]
<their software> will probably continue to add features to their program--after we develop them for ours [I've had every feature before I had even heard of them]. But if you want American innovation instead of foreign rip-off artists, you are welcome to buy <our software>. Even if it costs $5 more [Actually $15 more, and it's poorly written and does much less].
To be honest with you, I don't think <their software> will last more than one more month. Mark my words. [huh? I've been selling it for far longer than they have and have over 5 times more users and sell more than 5 times more per week than they do]
Thanks,
<our software> Support
WOW, what's his problem? I've never seen such an unprofessional and attacking [the competitor] reply. Could it be that he's just jealous I sell so much more than he does? I still don't understand the very few users that still pay more for his inferior and very poorly written software (I've tried it and it's badly made, non-standard, complicated to understand, etc).