Some of this may be made up:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=434084
but it's weirdly funny.
Does anybody else remember strange teachers?
The first teacher I ever had was hopeless. It was a small country one-room school, and even in the "kindergarten" class I knew he was telling us stuff that was wrong. He'd get really cranky when we kids pointed out the errors. Next year we had a new teacher.