Well, looky what I found!

I was checking out <a href="http://www.gamespot.com" target="_blank">Gamespot</a>, and it turns out internet.com has sold the WinDrivers license and a video game is being made. I am totally not happy about this, as myself and quite a few other WinDrivers regulars are in the game, without our consent. :mad:

Here's a pic and few blurbs from the preview.

http://cobrarules.homestead.com/files/pbgs.jpg

[quote]Internet.com today has sold the WinDrivers.com license to Konami to create a video game based on the popular tech site. No less than Hideo Kojima himself has stepped up to bat, creating the story of this game.

Says Kojima, "When it came time to decide which characters from the WinDrivers universe we would use in our starring role, it was a difficult choice. Darren Wilson, Sowulo, Q, MacGyver, so many to choose from. But after a bunch of us got hammered late one night, the choice was obvious - Cobra."

The game has been tenatively title "WinDrivers: Porkbeast Gear Solid - Sons of Obesity". The game involves guiding Solid Cobra through enemy bases destroying porkbeasts, leading up to his final battle with his arch enemy, Liquid JungleMan. Cobra will also get advice via codec from Darren Wilson, & DriverGuy, along with many other WD regulars.

Currently scheduled for a Christmas 2002 release, WinDrivers: PBGS could very well be one of the season's hottest games.<hr></blockquote>

You have way too much time on your hands buddy.

I don't see anything there about windrivers. :D :D :D <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

Man, you're getting better and better with the image editing, Cobra! That looks pretty darn good!

ROFL!!! :D :D :D

Way to go Cobra! That looks cool. Do you have any screen shots of you shooting stuff? Or facing off against enemies, etc.?

Edited by Sowulo--not even remotely on topic. <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

Based on all of your recently created, uh, images, you should have a CAT scan performed to see if the bridge is washed out between your left and right lobes... https://forums.windrivers.com/

HeeHee, that is funny.

[quote]Originally posted by WebHead:
<strong>Way to go Cobra! That looks cool. Do you have any screen shots of you shooting stuff? Or facing off against enemies, etc.?</strong><hr></blockquote>

*sigh* no action shots yet, although I hear a pic of Liquid JungleMan will be released by the end of the week. :D

Here's another one of Solid Cobra evading militant porkbeast sympathizers, getting ready to fight back.

http://cobrarules.homestead.com/files/pbgs2.jpg

And another one of Solid Cobra holding a liqht-equipped USP.

http://cobrarules.homestead.com/files/pbgs3.jpg

[quote]Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff:
<strong>Based on all of your recently created, uh, images, you should have a CAT scan performed to see if the bridge is washed out between your left and right lobes... http://www.plaudersmilies.de/sad/smhair1.gif</strong><hr></blockquote>

one

nothing wrong with me

two

nothing wrong with me

three

nothing wrong with me

four

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Hey, if you're sellin', I'm buyin'... :D :D :D

Here's another I found of me & DW chatting on the CODEC.

https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2002/01/1.jpg

Where's the preorder form!!!.....I want mine :D

Dood, you think WAAAAAYYYY too much of yourself. Try a Zen garden. :D

That was the worst toupee I've ever seen in my life, Cobra! Even William Shatner would be ashamed! :D :D :D :D

But that second shot and the one of you and Darren are seamless and total sheer perfection.

What ARE those cans of stuff?? Looks like strawberry Slim-Fast.

[quote]Originally posted by Renée:
<strong>What ARE those cans of stuff?? Looks like strawberry Slim-Fast.</strong><hr></blockquote>

You guess correctly, my dear. The only weapon for fighting porkbeasts.

hehehehe :D :D :D

[quote]Originally posted by Cobra:
<strong>Here's another I found of me & DW chatting on the CODEC.

http://cobrarules.homestead.com/files/pbgcodec.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>


ROFL!!!! now that is hilarious.
Jungleman will be 12 for the rest of his life.

LOL
:D :D :D :D

[quote]Originally posted by Bracius:
<strong>Edited by Sowulo--not even remotely on topic. :confused: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Edited by Tony Danza-- There is only one boss around here and that's me! Who's your boss now? That's right ME! Now Judith Light is commin' to kick your little pasty white butt

[quote]Originally posted by DANIMAL:
<strong>


ROFL!!!! now that is hilarious.
Jungleman will be 12 for the rest of his life.

LOL
:D :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

LOL, I can just imagine 10 or 20 years from now if this site is still around, everyone will say that i'm 12... :D :D

BTW i'm not 12

That's RIGHT! He's 15

[quote]Originally posted by Bracius:
<strong>That's RIGHT! He's 15</strong><hr></blockquote>

I thought we were being generous by saying he was 12....I thought he was 11! :D

[quote]Originally posted by DANIMAL:
<strong>

I thought we were being generous by saying he was 12....I thought he was 11! :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

:D

[quote]Originally posted by Jungleman:
<strong>

LOL, I can just imagine 10 or 20 years from now if this site is still around, everyone will say that i'm 12... :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

LOL!!! I can see it now - Scott & Sowulo are retired, everyone else has moved on to greener pastures & new technology, and you'll STILL be here posting and being the whipping boy for a bunch of n00bs!!! ROFLMFAO!!!

:D :D :D :D :D

[quote]Originally posted by Cobra:
<strong>

LOL!!! I can see it now - Scott & Sowulo are retired, everyone else has moved on to greener pastures & new technology, and you'll STILL be here posting and being the whipping boy for a bunch of n00bs!!! ROFLMFAO!!!

:D :D :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

The last user to register in 2020 will be still slaming him and saying he's 9 years old. :D :D :D

Also look out for Grand Theft Jungle where you play a moron trying to hack crack sites for software and scripts.

Here's another one of Renee trying to seduce me over the CODEC.

https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2002/01/1.jpg

[quote]Originally posted by Cobra:
<strong>Here's another one of Renee trying to seduce me over the CODEC.

http://cobrarules.homestead.com/files/crcodec.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>
Note to Renee

make sure you turn the codec off while in the loo

[quote]Originally posted by DANIMAL:
<strong>

The last user to register in 2020 will be still slaming him and saying he's 9 years old. :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Year 2060: Since you can't get rid of Sowulo, he'll be very very old and still around here; I will die before he does and my gravestone will read "edited by Sowulo" :D :D :D :D

[quote]Originally posted by Jungleman:
<strong>

Year 2060: Since you can't get rid of Sowulo, he'll be very very old and still around here; I will die before he does and my gravestone will read "edited by Sowulo" :D :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Previously saying your age
then saying Edited by Sowulo your still 12 years old Junglejuice with this pic posted.
http://www3.sympatico.ca/d_n/monkeyman.bmp

[quote]Originally posted by Jungleman:
<strong>...I will die before he does and my gravestone will read "edited by Sowulo" :D :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Now that would be an appropriate epitaph if there ever was one.

[quote]Originally posted by Jungleman:
<strong>

Year 2060: Since you can't get rid of Sowulo, he'll be very very old and still around here; I will die before he does and my gravestone will read "edited by Sowulo" :D :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Dont forget Edited by Sheriff Q for Being a bonehead :D :D :D

[quote]Originally posted by Cobra:
<strong>

one

nothing wrong with me

two

nothing wrong with me

three

nothing wrong with me

four

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!</strong><hr></blockquote>

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[quote]Originally posted by Jungleman:
<strong>

Year 2060: Since you can't get rid of Sowulo, he'll be very very old and still around here; I will die before he does and my gravestone will read "edited by Sowulo" :D :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

It ain't Sowulo we're trying to get rid of... :D :D :D

And what makes you think you will have a gravestone? For that, wouldn't someone have to find your body first?

[quote]Originally posted by Wayward Clam:
<strong>And what makes you think you will have a gravestone? For that, wouldn't someone have to find your body first?</strong><hr></blockquote>

LOL!! Clam, that's suprisingly sinister and totally unexpected coming from you. Me likes! :D

Finally, a shot of Liquid Jungleman.

http://cobrarules.homestead.com/files/liquidjmm.jpg

And here's me & Sowulo "conversing" on the CODEC.

https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2002/01/1.jpg

[quote]Originally posted by Cobra:
<strong>http://cobrarules.homestead.com/files/cscodec.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

ROFLMAO!!

i wonder when they're start using Cobra's image in GTA and have him start beating prostitutes.

Hey, I think Sowulo is a lot better at giving "that look" than I am!! :D :D :D

[quote]Originally posted by Renée:
<strong>Hey, I think Sowulo is a lot better at giving "that look" than I am!! :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Only 'cause you stole my Metamucil! :D :D