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[raspy voice]Greetingssss Adept, as you no doubt know, I am Cobra X, and I have a proposssition for you! I have in my posssssessssion thissss thread which you have possssted in sssseveral timesss! We have many more threadsss sssuch as thisss in our handsss asss well!
If you do not meet our ransssom demandsss of $100,000,000 Canadian by Midnight, we will dessstroy thessse threadsss and you will lose these possstsss forever!!
I'll await your resssponssse adept. [/raspy voice]
Wow you need to get out a little more
Be quiet, I'm trying to take over the world.
Try getting out into the world first
[raspy voice]Adept isss not resssponding to my demands...I will delete the thread to show him I mean busssinesssss[/raspy voice]. :devil:
I see two faults:
1) $2.50 US is quite easy to raise you know,
2) your sibilance seems to peter out a bit in the last sentence.
If you're going to take over the bloody world, you could at least keep up with the elongated esses.
W.O.T.P.P. Forever!
Indubitally. Flawless reasoning. Another point for the WOTPP!Quote:
Originally Posted by Titchski
$100,000,000 Canadian, that's like $13,000 US. He could just give you his car and call it a day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cobra X
Well excuse me for trying to be easy to get along with. :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
This is one evil terrorist leader who's been there before, and happens to have a bit of compassion for his enemies. :butt:
I just saw this pitiful thread now, so I guess the deal is off.
The Way of the Post Pad doesn't respond to threats, highjacks and ransom demands from those who shede their skin, anyhow.
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You don't even want to negotiate? :sad:
Even Joan Rivers and Cher?Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Why would we need to go into talks with such a weak orginizations such as yours, with a leader that can not even keep his speech impediment straight! :devil:
So that's where I lost those posts...
No matter. I'll just make more. :p
How you gonna do that?Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Never got the birds and the bees talk did ya? https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Tekboy
By making sure I add posts to threads which have a little less tendency to "disappear". :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Tekboy
I suspected that. Nothing gets past ol' Adept.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
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Originally Posted by Tekboy
Certainly not some slimy floor-crawler.
Minion #2 reporting a fallacy in post count to the boss
As noticed, said post padder Adept is evil canadian, and like canadian money, 10000 canadian posts will only equal 8000 Mexican Peso Posts which only equal to 4000 posts from the rest of the civilized world. They are trying to trick us sir, I say we do not invite them to Techno Dance party
[raspy voice]Very true noble cleetus his posts are worthless due to the exchange rate! They will never be invited to our disco party![/raspy voice]Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
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Originally Posted by Cleetus
OK, then. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif
What happened to the comedy esses? I don't know, other evil dictators with vaguely reptilian overtones must be shaking their heads and twirling their evil dictator moustaches right now. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Cobra X
Running the posts through babelfish before I post them. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Titchski
WTF??/ we're having a disco party?
Yeah, you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Budd
With the Village People and everything.
Minion #2 reporting with utmost evil plan
Get the vacuum nosed one to erase the Mindtrap thread
You are the bile secreted from a hyena. :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
Desperate things, aren't you? :p
Somebody tell me wtf Sibilance means....Quote:
Originally Posted by Titchski
And how did I get in this post? Don't you people know that if you delete all of Adept's posts you delete your own as well....:confused:
And?Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
Wow what kind of scum bag would delete poor Adepts posts just to keep him down..
SHAME !!
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Right E.D.Quote:
Originally Posted by Escape_Driver
As a loyal member of WOTPP. let me speak in Adept's behalf...:D
Yes, Adept's a bit weird.....but so what, like Cleetus, Cobra, and many others in this forum are not????
And let's not forget about WOTPP>Like would we still be padding posts if it were't for Adept....:D
And what about Mindtrap....which is, BTW, the longest thread in WD's history....Would we have it if it weren't for Adept.... ;)
I say we should rescue adept, as long as he renounces his C'Nucker citizenship...which we already know isn't real citizenship anyway... :thumbs:
Hey there Orangey fellow W.O.T.P.P -erQuote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
Sibilance is the act of doing this with your esses:
sib·i·lant (sb-lnt)
adj.
Of, characterized by, or producing a hissing sound like that of (s) or (sh).
Which, as Cobra is an up-and-coming, semi-reptilian evil dictator you'd think he'd keep up throughout his dictator-y diatribes, but OH NO, they tail off at the last sentence, thus disappointing the higher-up, semi-reptilian evil dictators no end.
Hope this helps!
W.O.T.P.P
Thanks for the info Titchski https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Titchski
You're right about Cobra....Off with his Tail....;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Titchski
You're more than welcome fella's, we must be careful though, we are in enemy territory without the BOPS geezer to guide us :thumbs:
W.O.T.P.P.
Nah , your safe , they wobbled back to there base to make up new plans ,Quote:
Originally Posted by Titchski
like thats gonna help them . :rolleyes:
W O T P P
Thanks for the support troops.
Don't let Cobra's eunuchs bring down our morale. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif
Eventually, 10K will be mine.
It, like Agent Smith once said, is inevitable.