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Hey, if you are feeling left out, please reply and I will air out dirty laundry with you too. Tomorrow I will be hungover, so I can't gaurantee how sharp I will be or remember what beef we might have with each other. But damnit all, I will give it my best to include anyone who wants to join in. :devil:
i got some rhymes for the house
I do not think we have any dirty laundry, because it seems most people skip over my posts anyway. Will anyone listen to meee?????????????????????? :sad: :sad:
Only one response :rolleyes: :D
I dont have any dirty laundry it all on the line drying :p but I do think all Americans should have their multi litre gas guslers taken of them in the interests of a cleaner enviroment and be given 2CVs.
You are responisble for the loss of Seeker, so honestly I don't even know why we keep you areoundQuote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
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Originally Posted by Cleetus
He's the one responsible? Really?
YAY FOR Camaro80z!!
Back off, you are part of the Man now, so you can't be trusted, Mr Establishment thread closer
I always liked a good fight....
Who said that? :thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
Yeah man, just when it looked like You and Adept were working things out, he goes and sticks his big moderating nose into it. I am very upset... :sad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
Yeah, probably the worst timed thread closing evar. Way to go Newbie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
uhh guys.... this is not helpful. ILTU did what he thought was right and I agree with him... but not for any establishment reasons.
Whateva, you are just the biggest head like tool thing of those Establishment places. :redeyes:
How did I cause that? Show me any proof that it was me, and it is was not you that ran her away? I seem to remember you being much more aggresive with her than I ever was!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
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Originally Posted by Camaro80z
That's just the thing, she was digin' cleetus, you were the one that asked her to marry her before you had your first date! :p
So is it Ok if in the future Cleetus and Adept try to work out there differences publicly again? :thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by NooNoo
I thought the same thing yesterdayQuote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
there, their, they'reQuote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
You are a Liar! I never said anything of the sort. Show me some proof before you slander my good name!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
In fact, it was you that was pushing for seeker to go out with me! I was just talking about how lonely I was, and you pushed the issue! I blame you!
And she was willing to go out with you, but you blew her off and she was devistated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
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Originally Posted by Cleetus
Aaahaaa! And their it is, they're's nothing more to prove Camaro, you even killed Kenny!
someone mention Kilkenny ? hmmmmmmm...good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
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Originally Posted by Cleetus
No, you were done. :thumbs:
Sure, as long as it remains civil from the start to finish. Want to argue - go to politicos and argue about a topic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
Here's a clue for both of them:
You come from diametrically opposed viewpoints driven by religion or dislike thereof. Agree to disagree and find the things you do agree on to gain common ground. :)
You used to be cool man, now you are just a suit
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Originally Posted by Cleetus
Blah, blah, blah. Yo momma.
Suit. HA! You're the one in the tuxedo wining and dining around town:
http://fish.dirtylittle.com/cletuscitysmall.jpg
When did I blow her off! I did nothing of the sort. I do not recall her ever wanting to go out with me. Please show me a link or some proof of this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
You and webbie are so pittiful... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
I will agree that my love life is pitiful. That is why I can say with no doubts that I would never blow off any woman that was giving me positive attention. I may be lonely, but I am not stupid. :sad: :sad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
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Originally Posted by Camaro80z
Maybe that's the problem, you're perception is all fouled up. You need to just pretend that they all want you, the same way Cleetus does. Sure, it makes you egotistic, and you don't land every babe, but at least you will find a few that are lonely, and appreciate the candor... :thumbs:
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Originally Posted by Ya_know
Ya think that maybe I am playing up to the perception that I am a lonely loser? Maybe the only reason that I do not get girls is the fact that I do not have the time to go out and meet new people? Just a thought.
So if you don't have time, and you think that's a good enough excuse then stop complaining about being lonely. That simple. You are the one that keeps sticking it out there. If you're lonely, in a dry spell, whatever, there are ways to combat that. FIND THE TIME TO MEET CHICKS! Church, clubs, the grocery, gynecological clinics, what ever, just get yourself laid already and stop crying about it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
But it is more fun to bug you by whining about it. :grin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
Said the poor bastard who hasn't been laid in 3 years...:grin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
Actually, it has been 3 and a half years (I am scared that you remember that). I went through a really bad relationship and had to do a lot of growing up and find out who I am. I am a better man for being alone these last few years, and it will be that much sweeter when love finds me again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
P.S. If you want to hear one of the most twisted stories ever and have 20 minutes to read my writeup, ask me about my ex and how insane the situation was. Firemonkey knows what happened, and still laughs about it. :thumbs:
I highly recommend bi-sexual MILF's to get over your ex.
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Originally Posted by Cleetus
It is not getting over my ex, but making sure I never get hooked up with another girl like her.
As to the MILF's, I am still a little young to go down that road. I am not ready if it turned out to be more that a 1 time thing.
You are never over until you get something from somewhere else. I just recently learned that, the fun way :thumbs2:
You're like 22, right? That means the last time you had sex was in high school? You're basing your life without sex on a high school girl friend??? Son, let me take you under my wing! There’s nothing you can say about this HS freak that you won’t see ten times worse out in the real world, TRUST ME. Get over it man, there’s a whole lot of crazy stuff you’re missing out on. For starters, older women wanting no strings sex. Trust me, you hook up with a 28 year old with tig o’l bitties, and enough emotional baggage to stop a train, she doesn’t want anything serious, she just wants her womanhood licked ;) . That’s it! And if you’re looking for something steady with substance, there’s women out there for that too. But forget about HS!Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
Get yer game face on my man! You’re going out tonight, Cleetus is buying!
Are you talking about ****? You twisted ****.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
What's wrong with some Prostate massage?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
Oh yeah, and women from 28-34, are the hottest bestest you can evar find.