professional wine taster dont swallow the wine, they taste it and then spit it out, so he shouldnt be drunk no matter how long he's been workingQuote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
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professional wine taster dont swallow the wine, they taste it and then spit it out, so he shouldnt be drunk no matter how long he's been workingQuote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
I know 3 female bus drivers, and their names are Deb, Stacy and Mary. :thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
Finally, someone with enough class to resolve this problem. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SirGraystone
3 points.
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Originally Posted by Ya_know
My aunt's name is Aline, and mustache notwithstanding she's a fine bus-driving woman.
Good answer!!! But that doesn't mean that this guy was good at his job...three points to me for discrediting another of these stupid riddles!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by SirGraystone
You're hooked to the game and need to seek professional help.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
Look at you!
Begging for points... Ready to do anything to get them... https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
It's for your own good, man!
That being said, let's keep this party going!
What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs during the day and 3 legs in the evening?
This is a classic. Should be about a minute before someone gets it.
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Man. At the onset of life he crawls, during the prime of his life he walks, and nearing the end of life he uses a can.
This is the mythological question the sphynx was said to ask of travellers.
This one is stupid. A man: cralls on all fours, walks on two feet, then walks with a cane...really stupid though...Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Perfect question for you then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
3 stupid points.
The stupid part is how is anyone supposed to be able to correlate Morning with infancy, afternoon with adolescence through adulthood, and evening with old age? Not to mention, just how many old men this day and age use a cane? Some have wheel chairs; others are fine on their own two feet until they die. It's just a stupid question.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
You have to start doing better, or I will have to report you to noonoo for post padding...
I think she may already have an inkling about that. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
As for the questions - check out the source of that one in the original question, and stop beeatching if you can't even come up with one suggestion.
There's always one... https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
I know I'm just falling into Ya_Know goading by posting another one, but...
Art Bragg claimed that, while on an African safari hunting a vicious lion, he slipped and broke his foot. Not to be put off, he managed to continue on long enough to track the lion and kill it.
Then he said that while he was at the North Pole during the dead of winter, he caught a terrible cold, but was still able to track and kill a polar bear.
Then, to top it off, while in a small boat off the coast of Florida, he was able to catch and land a shark, in spite of the fact that his arm was badly sprained.
Although Art's tales are hard to believe, on what point do you know he's lying?
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Winter at the North Pole is too freezing for even the common cold virus, so you cant catch it.
There's no polar bears at the north pole in the dead of winter. They are hibernating.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Incorrect.Quote:
Originally Posted by edball
Ok, there are no polar bears because they migrate.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t