Very nearly correct, Mags! This poster would like to have bacon for breakfast, but doesn't usually get the opportunity. My wife's work schedule means that I generally feed the kids breakfast. My 9 year old daughter can eat a truly stunning quantity of bacon. Usually, whatever I cook is consumed, and we sometimes go on to rounds 2 and 3. At this point, I've fried so much pork belly, that it loses its appeal.
OK, I predict the next poster has considered a tattoo, but rejected the idea. I further predict that they never even considered decorative scarring or branding.
