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If you say so. https://forums.windrivers.com/Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Mel Colly stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 26th floor of the office tower.
Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt.
Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived?
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Mel Colly was so sick and tired of window washing, he opened the window and jumped inside.
he was jumping in from outside. He was a window washerQuote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
He survived because he was standing on the ledge outside, and jumped in, landing on the floor.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
don't you have some reese's to go eat or a home to phone or something?
Not today! https://forums.windrivers.com/https://forums.windrivers.com/Quote:
Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
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Originally Posted by Deity
3 points for Deity.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
Thank you all for participating in today's match.
I must go to a meeting now. :p
:sad:
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Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
I may be back later, when no one expects it. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Nobody except for annoying little ET's with ESP.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
:butt: :flame: :butt:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
I knew you were going to say that. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2004/11/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
Oh come now, what's wrong with a little friendly competition?Quote:
Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
It's dejavu all over again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
Nothing. Well, besides the fact that it keeps me from winning! :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
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Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
Jed Recluse lived alone and he preferred it that way.
Jed never had any visitors and he never visited anyone. Since Jed never left his house it was necessary to have his supplies delivered every two weeks. One dark and stormy night Jed lost control of his senses, turned off all the lights and went to sleep.
The next morning it was discovered that Jed's actions resulted in the deaths of several people.
Why?
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Jed Recluse was a lighthouse keeper.
When he turned off all the lights there was no warning to shipping.
He lived in a lighthouse.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
EDIT: On an island.
An underdog scores 3 points. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Zil
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Originally Posted by a d e p t
Woo hoo, jumped 4 more places!!
Two cars meandered along the winding country road and came to an abrupt stop at the park's gate.
Seven men got out of the two cars and were making their way along a footpath when it began to rain. Six of the men began to walk faster to get out of the rain but the seventh man couldn't be bothered. Ironically it was the seventh man who remained dry and the other six got soaked.
Since all seven men arrived at their destination together, how was this possible?
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The seventh man was in a coffin.
the seventh man was in a coffin...Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
He was dead - and in a coffin
You're a fast one RIOT!
He didn't have to be dead... He could just be laying in the coffin to keep dry... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
He was in a coffin .Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
OK, but by that token, he could also be in a box, or in a trunk, or in a rubbermaid container, or wrapped in plastic, etc..........Quote:
Originally Posted by RIOT
FINE, he's dead...Quote:
Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
I still beat you, though... :butt: :p
RIOT :flame: 3fingersaluteQuote:
Originally Posted by RIOT
Of course you're still beating me overall by about 100 points... :sad:Quote:
Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
Yeah, well about 2 months ago I had 0 points, so nobody's safe in this game!Quote:
Originally Posted by RIOT
(ya_hear that Mr. Alien ????)
Faaaaaaassssssst.Quote:
Originally Posted by RIOT
3 points.
If you were given a can of cola that was 97% caffeine-free, how many cans of cola would you have to drink in order to consume the same amount of caffeine found in a regular cola?
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33 1/3 cans.
If there is 3% caffeine found in the 'caffeine-free' cola, it would take 100 divided by 3 to equal the same amount.
34... 33 cans containing 3% caffeine would equal 99% caffeine. You'd need 1 more can to reach 100%.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Assuming of course that your bladder was big enough to hold that much liquid...
That would depend on the percentage of caffeine in a regular cola. I doubt they are 100% caffeine.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
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Originally Posted by RIOT
Good enough.
3.
33 1/3 cans
100/33 = 33.3
Bonus point for that, since RIOT was not as specific but his answer was still acceptable. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by 3fingersalute