Note to self, Must remember the simple solution.Quote:
Originally Posted by Escape_Driver
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Note to self, Must remember the simple solution.Quote:
Originally Posted by Escape_Driver
Archer swipes Jitbobs handbag and hits him and E_D over the head before making a clean getaway as they both clumsily chase after him in their stilletoes https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Archer forgets he is wearing his hip-hop pants that let his shorts show, and as he runs they fall down around his ankles and he falls down easily allowing the jit man to capture him.
But JB with shocking alarm finds a ladder in his stocking which Diver has put there so on releasing Archer turns and begins slapping Diver screaming "You bitch".
The jit man easily gets over the jitters of a "ladder in his stocking"?? and smacks the PMS'er with a non-lethal bean bag gun he has brought along for just this kind of emergency. If only Archer hadn't stopped to look for the mascara he dropped when he fell, he may have stood a chance.
Suddenly Archer awake with a start he was in the shower [cue dallas music] it was just a bad dream he had actually sucessfully completed the mission totally destroying the [not so]secret Ju-Kyoujin otherwise known as the Flat Earthers .
*Wakes up and wonders what the hell is going on then falls back asleep*
Main Entry: cow·ard
Pronunciation: 'kau(-&)rd
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old French coart, from coe tail, from Latin cauda
: one who shows disgraceful fear or timidity
Bring it on ladies :thumbs2:
Just reached 300 Sir, 500 coming soon
Good job.
Keep me posted on your posting. :p
I know you weren't talking to me, but here goes.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Adept sir, Tekboy has successfully completed post #300, sir. I believe the recruit is looking for your approval sir.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2007/09/1.gif
Actually, I require no external validation.Quote:
Originally Posted by MobilePCPhysician
Well, I hate to disappoint you, but I'm not giving you internal validation either! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Tekboy
Congrats recruit.
We'll make a padder out of you yet. :D
You will?Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t