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June 17th, 2004, 10:20 AM
corturbra

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Originally Posted by a d e p t

Hearty Welcome to corturbra, who's name was already on the official membership list, BTW. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

Wrrby's crystal ball didn't need to tell me, either.

Black Ops gets to stab people in the dark, while the WOTPP operates more in the light of day.

Since the BOD does it for a good cause, it's OK. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif

WOTPP serves catered lunches to officers, and Krispy Kreme doughnuts are available 24 hours a day.

I'm not sure what the BOD has for snacks, and I really don't think I'd want to know...

Was I? Scary! I think I like the WOD side more.... at last a place where I belong....
June 17th, 2004, 10:20 AM
Stalemate

So, that answers my question about the snacks then. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
June 17th, 2004, 10:20 AM
corturbra

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archer

Join the Post liberation society instead we give members cream cakes and lemon tea [Earl Grey of course].

Mmmmm tell me more....
June 17th, 2004, 10:23 AM
Archer

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Originally Posted by a d e p t

And that's wrong how, exactly? :D

You get that pansy canadian beer thats why https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
June 17th, 2004, 10:26 AM
Archer

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Originally Posted by corturbra

Mmmmm tell me more....

well we do weekly outing from our luxurious marble lined head quarters to go and throw rocks at the WOTPP rambling wooden shack,play loud music till they beg for mercy [which they do very easily],drink all their beer and then go on to a boobie club for "afters".
June 17th, 2004, 10:26 AM
corturbra

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archer

You get that pansy canadian beer thats why https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

I like Canadians, their country and their beer, does that mean I'm excluded? :thumbs2:
June 17th, 2004, 10:27 AM
corturbra

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archer

well we do weekly outing from our luxourious marble lined head quarters to go and throw rocks at the WOTPP rambling wooden shack,play loud music till they beg for mercy [which they do very easily],drink all their beer and then go on to a boobie club for "afters".

Interesting.... especially the boobie club. :thumbs:
June 17th, 2004, 10:28 AM
Archer

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Originally Posted by corturbra

I like Canadians, their country and their beer, does that mean I'm excluded?

Man we need to get you used to proper beer then youll never drink that Canadian slop ever again :D
June 17th, 2004, 10:30 AM
corturbra

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Originally Posted by Archer

Man we need to get you used to proper beer then youll never drink that Canadian slop ever again :D

but but but but the Moose head is goooooooooooood :thumbs2:
June 17th, 2004, 10:39 AM
Archer

Hey the only thing a Moose head is good for is mounting on a wall https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
June 17th, 2004, 10:48 AM
Stalemate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archer

Join the Post liberation society instead we give members cream cakes and lemon tea [Earl Grey of course].

That's funny how the sex-change operation PMS members undergo isn't mentioned anywhere in there. :confused:
June 17th, 2004, 10:53 AM
Archer

Just sheer jelousy cause you got banned from the last boobie club meet for "playing" with the strippers snake in a lewd fashion https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
June 17th, 2004, 10:55 AM
jitBob

What Archer failed to tell you is that they give you beer in the PMS... errr... PLS, but you don't get a restroom key until after your 1,000 th post. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
June 17th, 2004, 10:58 AM
Archer

See,these Flat Earthers just cant get their heads round the truth so they fabricate an intricate network of lies and deceit whilst drinking tepid water in their ramshakle wooden club house whilst writing instructions for world domination on the back of a fag packet.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
June 17th, 2004, 11:00 AM
confus-ed

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Originally Posted by Archer

Hey the only thing a Moose head is good for is mounting on a wall https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

Look if you've gotta insist on bringing your weird sexual practices here - then why are you putting it up on the wall to 'mount' - surely it'd be better down on the floor where you & your little tadger can manage better ? :eek2:

I mean you must have a little one or none at all to be getting PMS :devil:
June 17th, 2004, 11:01 AM
Archer

See above https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
June 17th, 2004, 11:04 AM
Stalemate

Quote:

Originally Posted by corturbra

Was I? Scary! I think I like the WOD side more.... at last a place where I belong....

Since page 1 of this thread, actually.

But it's always a good trick to mindlessly post away while paying little attention to what's going on.

Later, you will learn how to get more creative, more imaginative in the Way and your post count will prosper.
June 17th, 2004, 11:05 AM
Stalemate

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Originally Posted by Archer

... whilst writing instructions for world domination on the back of a fag packet.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

Hey man, no one from WOTPP is writing anything on your bum!
June 17th, 2004, 11:07 AM
confus-ed

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Originally Posted by Archer

See above https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

What this bit ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by adept

That's funny how the sex-change operation PMS members undergo isn't mentioned anywhere in there.

Yours didn't work either way then ? :eek2:
June 17th, 2004, 11:16 AM
Archer

See its all Sex,Lies and Video tape............[well all but the video tape............and maybe the Sex] ..................but theyre all liars so there ner,ner,na,ner,nerhttps://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

Theyre still sore cause we took all theyre beer last week............[we would have taken the women too but as usual they had none]https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
June 17th, 2004, 11:18 AM
Archer

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Originally Posted by a d e p t

Hey man, no one from WOTPP is writing anything on your bum!

See,they even have teh gay mindset ............https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
June 17th, 2004, 11:19 AM
edball

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archer

See its all Sex,Lies and Video tape............[well all but the video tape............and maybe the Sex] ..................but theyre all liars so there ner,ner,na,ner,nerhttps://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

Theyre still sore cause we took all theyre beer last week............[we would have taken the women too but as usual they had none]https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

Don't listen to Archer, he's really a deep undercover op. that we were using to create a fake organization called the PLS. We were using the PLS to spy on our enemies. Archer is really just trying to test you, if you join the PLS, then he will slay you. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/02/1.gif
June 17th, 2004, 11:26 AM
Archer

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Originally Posted by edball

Don't listen to Archer, he's really a deep undercover op. that we were using to create a fake organization called the PLS. We were using the PLS to spy on our enemies. Archer is really just trying to test you, if you join the PLS, then he will slay you.

See they even try pyscho-anlalytical double speak to confuse you and bring you round to a lost cause.They are all ex pyrmamid salesmen like junkies just after a quick fix.

BTW dont take the blue pill................
June 17th, 2004, 11:28 AM
edball

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Originally Posted by Archer

See they even try pyscho-anlalytical double speak to confuse you and bring you round to a lost cause.They are all ex pyrmamid salesmen like junkies just after a quick fix.

He's such a good undercover agent that he even probably forgot that he was one. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
June 17th, 2004, 11:29 AM
confus-ed

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archer

Theyre still sore cause we took all theyre beer last week............[we would have taken the women too but as usual they had none]https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

Didn't get mine .. :drink: .. :p

& as for women - why do you want them ? do you want to find out where your little tadger is supposed to go ? - well you shouldn't be trying to mount any mooses with it - though if you drank everyone else's beer I suppose you might have pulled one !

Anyway why do I want a woman while I'm drinking ? That's man business, I should have known that side of things might be unclear to you ..

You pick them up after the kebab !
June 17th, 2004, 11:29 AM
Archer

We aint got no covers..............[which is a bit hard during Winter].........we dont need no cover we`re completely open and above boardhttps://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
June 17th, 2004, 11:36 AM
edball

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Originally Posted by Archer

We aint got no covers..............[which is a bit hard during Winter].........we dont need no cover we`re completely open and above boardhttps://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

Man your good !https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
June 17th, 2004, 11:36 AM
jitBob

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archer

We aint got no covers..............[which is a bit hard during Winter].........we dont need no cover we`re completely open and above boardhttps://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

Bored is what you'll be in the PMS! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
June 17th, 2004, 11:45 AM
confus-ed

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Originally Posted by jitBob

Bored is what you'll be in the PMS! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

Yeah by Archer in more senses than one :eek2:
June 17th, 2004, 11:48 AM
Archer

See this WOPTyhead clan is just one forum member with multiple personality dysfunction trying to divert you from the true path of enlightenment.Be brave and be true to yourself shun them like you would dead skin.
June 17th, 2004, 12:32 PM
confus-ed

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archer

See this WOPTyhead clan is just one forum member with multiple personality dysfunction trying to divert you from the true path of enlightenment.Be brave and be true to yourself shun them like you would dead skin.

There'd better not be any multiple personality men loose in wotpp or I shall seek them out & wotpp them to death - we just have teamwork going that's all, you being all sad & lonely might not get that :p
June 17th, 2004, 12:47 PM
jitBob

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Originally Posted by confus-ed

There'd better not be any multiple personality men loose in wotpp or I shall seek them out & wotpp them to death - we just have teamwork going that's all, you being all sad & lonely might not get that :p

Teamwork, yes sir Generalissimo!
June 17th, 2004, 12:59 PM
confus-ed

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Originally Posted by Confus-ed 'explaining' to a new wotpp recruit

..WOD = White ops division (pays more attention to Adept than me)

Bod = Black ops division (pay no attention to me unless you want to :D)

But if you want to call me 'Generalissimo Sir' then that's ok to ;), I see myself more as WotPP Guru, merely because I have more practice in than many, so keep at it soldier ! :D
June 17th, 2004, 01:11 PM
Tekboy

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Originally Posted by confus-ed

But if you want to call me 'Generalissimo Sir' then that's ok to ;), I see myself more as WotPP Guru, merely because I have more practice in than many, so keep at it soldier ! :D

You should reconsider. Being a guru will not work. Without discipline within the ranks, a unit such as yours will surely fail.

You guys should duke it out in CoH or something.
June 17th, 2004, 01:16 PM
confus-ed

Oh adept can be in charge this week - its his turn .. wotpp's tend to do their own thing anyway once they are trained & sometimes even before !

Bod's though should be almost fully trained & just need the 'odd' nudge - which with me you can be assured may be very odd indeed :D
June 17th, 2004, 01:18 PM
GrandDad

Uh , later when I might get up there in PP'ing and havn't run away screaming and downing bottles of pills
would there be a different club to join ?
(ask's this question while spinning around trying see which way the pun thats going to get me is coming from)

Ok so I guess I'll probably get it from all sides , I can stop spinning now
getting dizzy anyway .
June 17th, 2004, 01:21 PM
confus-ed

Grandad have you been drinking the paint thinner again ?
June 17th, 2004, 02:02 PM
MobilePCPhysician

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrandDad

Uh , later when I might get up there in PP'ing and havn't run away screaming and downing bottles of pills
would there be a different club to join ?
(ask's this question while spinning around trying see which way the pun thats going to get me is coming from)

Ok so I guess I'll probably get it from all sides , I can stop spinning now
getting dizzy anyway .

Hair Club for Men?https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/02/1.gif
June 17th, 2004, 02:21 PM
Escape_Driver

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Originally Posted by MobilePCPhysician

Hair Club for Men?https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/02/1.gif

http://www.thetachiax.org/pictures/0...0for%20Men.jpg
June 17th, 2004, 03:27 PM
GrandDad

Quote:

Originally Posted by confus-ed

Grandad have you been drinking the paint thinner again ?

I knew you's were gonna get me . wahhhhh .
sliped past 200 mark when ya'll wern't looking . :p

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