So what are the names on 1 and 6? It's been too long since I read Shakespeare.
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So what are the names on 1 and 6? It's been too long since I read Shakespeare.
1. BiancaQuote:
Originally Posted by Deity
5. Olivia
6 was Beatrice.
Try that story on Principal Pringle," said Scheming Suzie's school teacher.
Suzie stood before Pringle and began, "I was on my way to school, and I cut through the park like I always do. Since I was early, I sat down on a bench to rest. I put my essay in my lunch bag, and set it beside me.
Just then I noticed a black squirrel run past and scamper up a nearby tree. He was halfway up the tree when he suddenly froze and slowly backed down the tree trunk before taking off.
I was curious to see what had frightened him so I looked up the tree and saw a red scarf. I climbed up to get it and just then a big dog grabbed my lunch bag with my essay in it, and ran off."
Pringle sighed and replied, "Suzie, you can't possibly expect me to believe that one can you?"
Why not?
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A squirrel would never back down a tree trunk, but rather, turn around and run down head first.
Squirrels don't back down trees. They stop and turn around.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
You can leave your posts up Mindwarp. I'm impressed with how fast you are posting your answers and I think you would be a great contender here. Just leave them so you can strike fear into edball's heart and mind. :devil:
Mindwarp was here?
I never even noticed? :confused:
I've noticed a couple of answers being posted and then deleted.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Oh yeah, 3 for that too. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Deity
Gracias. :thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Hey Mindwarp, you here? :D
Is that German for "I love mullets"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
Ari Gant summoned the waiter and said, "There's a fly in my stew you idiot! I demand a new bowl. Don't try to fool me by removing the fly and returning the same bowl!"
The waiter retreated to the kitchen, removed the fly, and returned the same bowl of stew, assuring Ari that it was a fresh one. Minutes later an outraged Ari Gant called the waiter over and exclaimed, "How dare you try to fool me! This is the same bowl of stew!"
How could Ari have known?
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When Ari received the first bowl, he tasted it and found it to be quite bland. Consequently he salted it rather heavily. When the waiter returned the bowl of stew and Ari tasted it, he found it to have already been salted.
Close, but NO.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
he put salt in it.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
You're getting the usual 3, plus another 2 just because I like you already, your first post on these forums being in this thread. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Mindwarp