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Do not listen to this leaf filled orange garbage bag! There will be no surrender! There will be no settlement. The only thing that we will discuss is how much of a debt you will owe us for the money we spend to kick your :butt: !Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
We might be persuaded to give you some driving lessons and a new Mini when we invade if you capitulate now. :D
You are the funniest negotiator I have ever negotiated with.... how can you keep up such a front when you are in such a weak position? :thumbs2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
Prepare yourself for the transition phase, surrender now or face the wrath of Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire Puddings... :thumbs:
What is there to talk about? We outnumber you 5 to 1 (or more), we have more guns than you do, we have the worlds strongest army, plus the home field advantage. And with it being the start of the (real) football season, we would end you quickly so that we did not miss the opening kickoff for the NFL! :thumbs2:Quote:
Originally Posted by corturbra
I mean, can you name the top 5 people that you will be invading with? Cause they will have to face myself along with Cleetus, Ya_Know, Cobra and Grover. We would then have the next 5 of Major, El Squid, Trips, Jit and Techs. You have nothing that would com3e close to defeating us!
I am 6'3" and 275 lbs. I would not go well with a mini. As to the driving lessons, anytime you think you are man enough, bring it! :flame:Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Sometimes it's not about who's biggest who's best, sometimes its about the cunningness and wits that are needed to defeat the opposition... and in that department, quite frankly you are all sooooo unarmed :butt:Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
I will never giveaway the names of the dedicated and devouted. Never even if you chained me to a chair in Hooters ( :thumbs: ) and fed me cheeseburgers and Budweiser all day....
We have the spirit...
"We shall not flag nor fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France and on the seas and oceans; we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air. We shall defend our island whatever the cost may be; we shall fight on beaches, landing grounds, in fields, in streets and on the hills. We shall never surrender - Winston Churchill"
f**k it lets collaborate and invade Mexico I need a holiday :thumbs2:
Not Mexico, too many problems. How about a nice Caribbean Island like Aruba, or Curacao? I hear Belize is a nice little country, with some lovely beaches and English speaking folks. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by corturbra
Cool, anywhere warm will do I guessQuote:
Originally Posted by El_Squid
With soft, sandy beaches and cold umbrella drinks! A hearty buffet with a steel drum band playing in the background! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by corturbra
Oh man you've sold it to me.... I am so there mentally...Quote:
Originally Posted by El_Squid
I am all up for invading someone else, but I do not think that the caribbean is the best place this time of year. That always seems to be part of hurricane alley. I say we look at Bora Bora. :thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by El_Squid
I could almost taste it, then ... one of my programmers came in with a question and burst my bubble. I am back in my office now, $#@*&!!!https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by corturbra
That's why I suggested Aruba or Curacao. They are down in the southern part of the Caribbean. Hurricanes very unlikely. Having been colonized by the Dutch, originally, they have food, drink and hospitality down to a science. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
Tahiti. Warm and topless beaches I might add. Great scuba diving. English language is no problem. Great drinks. And best of all we could kick the French out! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
That is an added bonus! We could relocate them to the glow-in-the-dark-atolls they created! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by jitBob