See, look at all of the invaders run away when they realize our true strength!
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See, look at all of the invaders run away when they realize our true strength!
Naw...you wouldn't like the climate.Quote:
Originally Posted by TechZ
I think this is all much ado about nothing. What the Brits and their allies have to know are these things (which will inturn will sway the invation rhetoric):
1. Fish n' Chips are hard to find
2. Spotted Dick means something entirely different over here
3. We do not serve our beer at room temperature
4. Many Americans did not understand Benny Hill
5. We do not believe Queen Elizabeth I was actually a virgin (My homestate of Virginia to be historically correct should have been called Ho-inia)
6. Bangers have a different meaning in the States
7. And last, but not least, if you do persist on this suicidal endevour then when you do land on our shores you will find waiting for you this... https://forums.windrivers.com/
Jeez MK, you almost make me want to run away with that picture! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Major Kong
Perfect!Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Kong
You can have Alaska if you agree not to invade...:D Its too far away to make any appreciable difference to US anyway...:D
Do you not get it yet, they are getting NOTHING!!!!!!!!! I said NOTHING!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
Geezh. :confused:
Who appointed you head of the American Forces!!!? Until we get invaded by the Brits we are STILL A DEMOCRACY!!!!
BTW, what kind religion are you going to impose on us. I hope not that Church of England crap where we have to worship that fat limebag Henry the VIIIth and he 8 wives...:D
After due deliberation and as you will all be members of the United States Of Britany I think you should kneel and pay homage at the Church of Britney [Spears] :rolleyes: :D
Man that brings up a visual. Hmmm.... "Y" not think about it! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Oh go on paint us a picture :D
Actually that's okay,
I'd rather worship Britany than Henry the 8th any day of the week.
Will there by a dress code?
To those of you off on Monday: Y'all have a great Labor Day Weekend! :D
To the rest, my deepest sympathies... not! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/02/1.gif
Hey now wait a minute the English were already here and left. We would agree though to a limited truce brokered by the Swedish Bikini Team.Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
https://forums.windrivers.com/ :thumbs2: :thumbs2:
I'm sorry did you say something? I seem to be a bit distracted... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Kong
Okay,
Truce declared, now lets have some fun....Major, can you spare one of those babes for me.... :devil:
Did you guys over there know you have a National cricket team competing in a tournament over here next week?