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...at which point, little Daisy (that's the original Daisy) burst into tears, sitting on a little tuffet, remember back to the good old days on the Prehistoric Planet when she was the only one little angelic being there ...
..and here she is, surrounded with Mobys, Squids, boys in kilts, Hunks with dirty finger nails, brazen women, bossy women, characters from various TV epics and so on ...
She wondered if there was any way to save the Planet ...
....and still keep crackerjacks,telephones,real sexy men with see through kilts,her
modern frilled panties and that.............
... really valuable Icon of Saint Basil, the Saturnine Saucier, preparing his signature Eggs Benedict...
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Originally Posted by El_Squid
Daisy browsed through her Prehistoric Dictionary to find out what that actually meant (in English) ?
She came to the conclusion that ....
She came to the conclusion that ....something was wrong.Hummm she thought "Eggs Benedict"She knew from her modern unabridged prehistoric dictionary that poaching
was illegal.Maybe the signature was forged.She would need to do some serious talking to the prehistoric terydactyl chickens -(which was forbidden in her nama-nama culture.)This was a whole new idea......Could you really poach an egg if........................
Flash news report:
DATE: Early 1990's
TIME: Night
LOCATION: Middletown, Ohio, Butler County
Near Miller Road in an undeveloped area.
TERRAIN: Basically a corn field.
OBSERVED: This was relayed to me by my cousin. One of her students told her about it. Him and a bunch of guys about 17 years old were looking around an old barn one night and they saw a large, featherless bird. He said it was standing like a bird would but was about 6 feet four inches tall. Its skin appeared like leather. This occurred sometime in the early 1990's. This was at that time an undeveloped area. Just a farm area. Not too far from town.
Apparently as they entered the barn the bird turned to look at them. Moving only its head. They ran out leaving their bikes. Later that evening there were police at the barn shining lights and looking around. (Maybe the owner of the farm called the cops). I thought of this after reading the "weird reports" section describing the "terydactyl" seen by the person in Montgomery County,which is the next county over. I know there have been other reports of strange birds seen in Ohio. You can put this in your "weird reports" if you want.
Could you really poach an egg if... the water was not quite boiling, or the egg really did not not want to be poached? No matter, we will just add a little 4-way window pane (LSD to the rest of you) and it will be fried. :p Or, we could soak it in Vodka and it will be stewed. :rolleyes:
News flashback:
Rural Oklahoma in the late 1960's.
A couple of lads, duly deputized to assist in a man-hunt, make their way into the brush in search of an escaped convict. Suddenly, one of them notices their lights reflecting in the malefactor's eyes just a few yards away. Without hesitation, they open fire on encroaching villain.
A terrified possum leaps off of the fence the two lads have just blasted to splinters and races off into the darkeness. Phew! Close call. :)
El Squid!!! Thank you for the laugh of the week for me.Tears streaming down cheeks from laughter.It's them damned stewed eggs!!!!
Bartender I'll have a margarita for the little lady.Just give me 5 of those stewed eggs and by the way......add a little 4-way window pane .
The Margarita has suffered terribly in modern times......" It should have been left prehistoric " said a squeaky voiced little...............
....mouse called Minney.
Minney had escaped from someone's kitchen and was wondering where she was now? Was she in the Petloss Cafe Bar with all the pickled eggs and Margarita's or on the Prehistoric Planet and should she be in school or was she old enough to be a 'Petronella'?
She decided that....
She decided that....petronella is a princess that is unusual and instead of a prince saving her she wants to save a prince.
Off she bolted squeaking louder and louder
until she turned the corner those two beady
eyes showed up again quickly getting.............
... closer to the light, until it became apparent they belonged to MacCavity, the cat. Reknowned master of sauvity and depravity, there is no one like MacCavity. (With apologies to TS Eliot) He liked his uncombed whiskers and smiled a wicked smile, in anticipation of...
....a tasty appetiser before his big meal of the day, which of course would be Moby.
However, Minney, being the li'l cutie that she is, was well versed in escaping from guys like MacCavity .... so she ....
:butt: so she ....Well since she appeared 78 years ago and was already about 21 at the time.
She decided that she would moon MacCavity and make him read The Hollow Men.
Squeak!Squeak!Squeak!Squeak! :butt: Then she said"Meet TS Eliot...........
So Minney said"Let me be frank with you MacCavity."With several squeaks not added.
MacCavity says"Hell no little squeak em's.You were Frank last night."
"So where is the rest of your edible Disney Dishes? "MacCavity screamed!
Minney could only bow her head and think of a better time when........
..when the Planet was buzzing with people and stories ... am I all alone, she thought?
am I all alone, she thought? Because that is what near 100 year old mice must do.
They must think, speaking is forbidden in the quaint little village of stew they live in.
She was at the edge of insanity,but what?Who showed up just in time to..............