I have found:
1. used toilet paper... yuck
2. roach motels
3. dryer lint
4. water
5. KY Jelly - entire tube
6. Nasty pictures
7. and the obvious dirt and dust
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I have found:
1. used toilet paper... yuck
2. roach motels
3. dryer lint
4. water
5. KY Jelly - entire tube
6. Nasty pictures
7. and the obvious dirt and dust
Aside from the many things listed above (including lots of dead roaches), I did find in one customer's computer a baggie filled with about a cup of methamphetamine powder!
What's worse, the guy tried to offer it to me in lieu of payment! https://forums.windrivers.com/
No, I didn't take it.....
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Sorry forgot Kenny just reminded me opened a tower one Saturday before Christmas Like a pool of melted then hardened M&M's about 1/2 pound maybe a pound. in the middle was a little lump cleaned it all up found a High School Class ring for 1998 (girl's) She lost it the summer before her senior year ?????
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Was the guy from Vista or Escondido ??Quote:
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Aside from the many things listed above (including lots of dead roaches), I did find in one customer's computer a baggie filled with about a cup of methamphetamine powder!
What's worse, the guy tried to offer it to me in lieu of payment! https://forums.windrivers.com/
No, I didn't take it.....
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https://forums.windrivers.com/
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If all else fails read the directions !
I once found a large dead lizard lodged and mangled in the PC's power supply fan (which also took out the power supply). Yuck! https://forums.windrivers.com/
Technician, pointing to remains dangling in web:
"There's your problem, the spider has died."
1. A hard drive attached to the top of the power supply with that clear plastic box tape
courtesy of our friends at bestwhy.
2. a harddrive held in with twisty ties, courtesy of a customer who was a "computer guy".
3. customer brought in a machine in which we found about 80 cents in loose change. brought the machine back a couple of weeks later and it had another 50 cents.
4. a folded up picture of a dick stuffed into the case under the cd-rom drive.
5. a brand new comcrap with an entire cd crunched up in the cd-rom drive.
6. an elvis cd in a 5.25" drive.
7. a post it note in a floppy drive, one embrassed customer.
8. a high water mark, just above the soundcard...
9. blood
10. one time this machine came in that was clean had no dust, cigarette smoke, cat hair, dog hair, or any sort of debris. now that was weird we didn't know what to do.
11. almost forgot the chip fan held onto the processor by, hot glue. this was a cyrix 200 which tends to get real hot. I looked in and saw the fan hanging by the cord, with some kind of sticky stuff on it, then i looked at the processor and it looked like it was wet. it wasn't but it did burn the piss outa my finger. felt sorry for the customer though she had paid alot of money for it from the neihborhood "computer guy".
if it wasn't fer these guys i'd go outa bussiness, or at least not have any fun things to say here.
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It's a Jeep thing you wouldn't understand.
[This message has been edited by slkdprk (edited January 08, 2001).]
I opened a customers CD-ROM and found 5 cd's in it. The customer complained of missing cd's and the drive making strange noises.
Actually, while it is somewhat silly to see multiple CDs crammed into a CD-ROM drive; I can think of 1 explaination for it. On my old computer, we'd installed a 5 disc 4x CD-ROM drive. *sighs fondly* It was rockin'! https://forums.windrivers.com/ I'd stick in my fav 5 CD's and was ready to run any of them at any time. Unfortunately, shortly after I moved onto my new computer and my brother got that old machine the 5 disc drive died an ugly death (the drive mechanism chewed itself apart).
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Lemme seee..
Dust so bad the fans stopped working...
*Kaplooie*
PC133 in a PC66 machine..
CDRoms shoved into 5 1/4 Drives...
Dorito crumbs..
Nothing out of the ordinary. lol
Technician, pointing to remains dangling in web:
"There's your problem, the spider has died."
DARN! Now I can't access the World Wide Web, LMAO! https://forums.windrivers.com/
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Don't **** with me, I'm running LINUX!
The only fuuny thing I've seen is a cutomer once brought in a PC and said, "can you get this going for me.... I've tried it myself"
I open up the case to find SCSI CD-Rom (no SCSI card) 3 Video cards and one i/o card and that was it. No wonder it wouldn't work!
seems you people in the warmer climates find all kinds of neat stuff. All I find is the basic dust, ( enough to choke a whale ),the occasional eleastic band, screws and ... oh ya... the 3.5" carpenter nail !!! " Sometimes it boots, other times there's no dispaly, I have to try acouple of times " SLAP, BANG, KICK. Gives new meaning to REBOOT https://forums.windrivers.com/
Printer get all sorts of suff in them
draing pins
balls of paper
pens & pencils
nails (type u hammer into wood)
screws
bit of eraser
etc
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Printer get all sorts of suff in them
draing pins
balls of paper
pens & pencils
nails (type u hammer into wood)
screws
bit of eraser
etc
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Life is highway, we all begin and end the same way. But everyones journey it unique