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Ooh, here's an idea, how about a singing telegram?
2, 3, 4
I haven't had a raise
In like 14 thousand days
And I'm sick of all the crap you float us
So I talked to another
He said "Take this job, Brother!"
So I'm giving you my 2-week Notus!
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R. Bret Walker, CNE
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"It's ironic, isn't it? The people who can think are so afraid of those who cannot."
i tried once by telling my general manager to shove it up the arse in front of many people (including customers), sad part is customers agreed and called our main office and HE GOT FIRED ... now go firgure
i would do two chicks at the same time... err,, wrong topic.
I pulled an office space two years ago working at compusa. I was working for drinking money on the weekends and would show up whenever. One day i came in and my boss says "What are you doing here? Didn't you get the voicemail? You were fired about two weeks ago." So i bought something with my employee discount on the way out..
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=-iateyourcat-=
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If all else fails read the directions !
I would ...... on the shop counter on a busy Saturday. Saying that, nowing my boss I wouldn't get sacked he would prob video it and sell it on the web https://forums.windrivers.com/Quote:
Originally posted by iateyourcat:
i would do two chicks at the same time... err,, wrong topic.
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There are lot's of things that you can do with Ben Gay, Nair and super glue and a packet of indelible dye. Now, why would a guy such as I ever buy indelible dye? don't ask me why. This catalog I found sells roaches by the pound millepedes and centipedes too....
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Who the hell is General Protection and why is he messing with my comuter?
to try, to fly, while we cry about pie in the sky? *sigh*Quote:
Originally posted by MAYHEM:
why would a guy such as I ever buy indelible dye? don't ask me why.
l do not like them, Sam i am, l do not like green eggs and ham. https://forums.windrivers.com/
Sorry, couldnt resist https://forums.windrivers.com/
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Either drop the Windows out of your computers, or drop your computers out of the windows.
BreakWindows
[This message has been edited by BreakWindows (edited December 10, 2000).]
A friend of mine actually did this at a telemarketing job he had had enough of. He showed up for work as normal, but instead of reading the "script" to the people on the phone, he asked everyone the computer dialed "Is Pedro there?" until he actually GOT a Pedro, and then he proceeded to ask "Do you like primates, you know, apes and monkeys and horses and things?" LOL!!! When they brought him into the main office to dismiss him, halfway through the proceedings he held up his hand and said "Wait--I want my lawyer to be here for this." He walked out, got a stuffed monkey, wrapped its arms around the top of his head, went back in and sat down for the rest of the spiel. The other telemarketers couldn't stop laughing!
I also heard of one who got fired from the same place for having phone sex with a customer.
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There's an exception to every rule, except this one.
This job would take some major thought!!!
Ive got it way to easy here. I have to be to at work somtime between 10 and noon and can leave before 5pm most days.. I LOVE IT HERE. Previous jobs include; Maniac routine with with my boss's boss I really hate second level management. Me telling the vice pres of another company what an ******* he was, giving 2 weeks notice only to be fired, they were really scrambling on this one. haha My boss went and told him he was an ******* and he quit too. I was rehired in one hour. My boss and I took the rest of the day off and drank at the local bar. But I still left 2 weeks to the day, even after the 15% percent raise.
<font color = "blue">That's so funny man! HAHAHAH (I laugh at that one for 10 minutes). I would do the same. Either do a cannon ball or play maro-polo with a coworker until building security kicks me out!</font color>Quote:
Originally posted by TheLow1:
I would come to work and sit at my desk surfing the internet. (To dice.com, monster.com, brainbuzz.com ect.) then when I get busted by the boss I would spike my security badge on the desk and walk out. ON the way out I would do a cannon ball in the fountain in the lobby.
[This message has been edited by opiate (edited December 13, 2000).]
I would give my 2 weeks notice, say the good bye's and use my 2 weeks vacation for the 2 week notice and collect $$. I've done it before!
all mighty fine responses indeed - my fave method so far has been to leave work at lunchtime, jump on a plane to LA (i work in Melbourne, Australia ) and call then when i landed saying i wont be in for a while https://forums.windrivers.com/)
Did this one on pure instinct. After one too many screwed up paysheets (underpaid - again!! ) I told the bosses wife (lying snivelling.....) to get "mucked"(replace the m pplz, replace the m), by this time my boss was standing right behind the car yelling at me, so I left him there - in a cloud of tyre smoke!! He called me and said that it was the most unprofessional thing he'd ever seen. The Nerve of it!! If only he'd worked in his own tech-room.....
Took me ages to get my $$$$ from him. Wonder why.........
give 2 weeks notice, get to everyone on the floor's machine, take a screenshot with printscreen, paste it into paint, save it, set it as the background.
turn on Active Desktop, hit the Folder Options button, and turn off Icons when AD is enabled.
move the taskbar to the top of the screen, set it to Autohide, and adjust the monitor so that it's just a skosh too high to see the taskbar stub... https://forums.windrivers.com/
I like this one because it pisses everyone off...
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This post rated -5 (troll)
Scenario 1:
Show up wearing very cool sunglasses that I don't take off and hand my boss a CD and tell him it will explain everything. When he plays it, while I am standing there, it starts off with theme music to Mission Impossible. It then fades in to a little ditty made (in)famous by Johnny Paycheck-Take This Job and Shove It. It ends with the usual "If you decide to take this assignment...". I close with one word - "Questions?"
Scenario 2:
I've won the lottery. Arrive in a limo wearing sandals, shorts and loudest island shirt I can find escorted by a couple of drop-dead beautiful, large breasted babes in cut offs and halter tops. Go look for the boss everywhere so I can be seen. Then go to the boss's office and announce my good fortune and my intention to "Give Notice" as in NOTICE I'm NOT COMING IN AGAIN EVER!
Scenario 3:
Come in before everyone. Put a skeleton in my chair with a note in its hand informing my boss of my departure.
All in all, this topic is way too much fun! Will have to revist later. Woo hoo!!!!!