Stupid labels

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by *MAYHEM*:
<strong>On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">They were probably referring to the frog blender on Joe Cartoon. :D :p

Hmm....stupid labels....hmm.... Dangit. I'm drawing a blank.... I'll be back! :p

On a tube of Blistex: Warning - For external use only

I just noticed my keyboard says, "May cause serious injury" on it. WTF? How?

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Lt. Cmdr Klarg:
<strong>This is all about companies in CYA mode...</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hey! I have brain damage, and not even I'm stupid enough to try most of these things... well, not a second time anyway <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by *MAYHEM*:
<strong>On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Let's just HOPE its a translation problem... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

In all likelyhood, the only reason companies put these labels on their products is because someone moron actually tried to do what they're telling you not to do.

Our baby stroller has a warning not to fold it up while the child is still strapped inside........

I worked in a grocerey store for a long time, and I noticed that every piece of frozen fish we had showed a picture of the produce on the box, with a fork holding a small piece, as if you're about to eat it.
Below, it says,
"Serving Suggestion".

Eat it with a fork? No way! I never thought of that!

I just like the gruesom pictures of a hand with the fingers being cut off near the deli slicers, garbage compactor, etc...

I just bought a semi-large tupperware container to keep some stuff in and on the underside of the lid there is a sticker with a picture of a baby inside the container with the lid on. Needless to say, the picture has a big red X over it.

Who the hell would store their baby in a tupperware container????

I went to the grocery store last night, and there's a sign in the parking lot saying 'Do not park between lines'

Isn't that what a parking space is, the area between the lines?

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by FatalException0E:
<strong>I went to the grocery store last night, and there's a sign in the parking lot saying 'Do not park between lines'

Isn't that what a parking space is, the area between the lines?</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Funny actually, two of the best signs that I've ever seen were in parking lots.

The first was in the lot for an Undertaker's: "Parking for clients only".

The second one is a little more esoteric. Bear in mind that to a scotsman, a "Jessie" is a wimpish person (half my family is from scotland). In the lot for a restaurant called "Jesse's": "Parking for Jesse's Only".

CD <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"> On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.) </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Just think of hampsters, gerbils, goldfish, etc.... :D :D

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Vette:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"> On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.) </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Just think of hampsters, gerbils, goldfish, etc.... :D :D </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Now you're making me hungry.

I bought a holy 500 cfm carb for my truck, on the side it states this:

For off road use only, not to be used on the street. Not to be sold in California.

Humm, I bought it from my local Auto Zone dealer here in california. Hummmmmm

I'm having a week for these.

On a 15Kg butane cannister:

"Not to be used or sold in countries other than those where retail or use is permitted"

And they are?

CD

On a Harry Potter broom, "Does not fly"