Nah, I've been pretty busy with dumb assed questions. Lol.Quote:
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hey Beast is it just me or haven't you been posting as much lately?
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Nah, I've been pretty busy with dumb assed questions. Lol.Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, Geneva, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by CREEPINGDEATH:
hey Beast is it just me or haven't you been posting as much lately?
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This could go in the Friends/Customers thread as well.
My brother in law phoned me to ask where he can buy a ball for his mouse. He'd given it to the cat to play with and it had lost it.
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If you pay peanuts, you get Monkeys
"How do you make capital letters on a keyboard?"
No word of a lie!
Runner - up:
Customer: "You sell monitors?"
Me: "Yes."
Customer: "What background colors do they come with?"
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There's an exception to every rule, except this one.
had a doctor come in with a virus on his puter. he had bought it from us and when I asked when the last time he had updated his virus pattern files, after explaining what they were and why you need to update them he proceeded to ask me why I had not e-mailed him and told him to update the pattern files. I asked him if I had his e-mail address and he said no. so I said well that is why i didn't tell you to do it, it's not my responsibility. the great part is that the boss was standing next to me the whole time and had the same expression on his face as me. https://forums.windrivers.com/ we ended up charging him for the update the virus removal and some other stuff. I am tempted to call thi sjerk at home on sunday at 3AM and tell nim that this is his virus update courtesy call.
/SLK
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It's a Jeep thing you wouldn't understand.
Been doing this techie/sales thing for some time now, had all the usual dumb questions, the BESTEST of all time had to come from the owner. Cust brings in laptop drenched with a half cup of black coffee, boss tells us to immerse it in distilled water to get the cofee out. Then proceeds himself to take out the battery so we dont get electrocuted.
I almost pissed me pants! https://forums.windrivers.com/
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"If putting people through tables is wrong... Than I don't Want to be right!"
Ok, I JUST got the most dumb assed question for today...and it's not even noon!
The customer said, "Hi, I have Lotus 1-2-3. How much is 4?"
https://forums.windrivers.com/
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***the Beast
- I only came for the platypus soup
I had a customer ask how would he know his ups was working...he wanted to know if it would beep or sumthing i told him that i dont know if that perticular model would beep but if all tha lights in tha house were off and his puter was still on than tha ups is probaly working. there was a customer behide him that just started to crake up, the guy got mad and ran out the store, i was starting to cry, my sides were hurting, and i told all the customers i had to take a break,
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I just had a guy walk in here and say "I just broke my dongle!" Almost shot Dr. Pepper out of my nose. He was referring to his network cable adapter. I told him he should see a doctor.
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That's hilarious.. I love the way some people word things...
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It's a dog eat dog world out there and I'm wearing milk bone underwear.
id10t> I think I got a virus!
me> What makes you think that?
id10t> Well I got this email from xxxccc and it had a vbs file attached to it and I clicked on it.
AFTER WE SENT OUT EMAIL'S DETAILING THAT THESE EMAILS CONTAIN A VIRUS DO NOT OPEN THEM!!!! Thank GOD for Norton Anti-Virus.
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Death is lighter than a feather - duty heavier than a mountian.
Had a manager one time that was working on his own box during store hours.
This was really pissing me off because while he is setting up his Voodoo 2 (this was a while back) parts aren't being ordered, special orders not being processed, customer messages are piling up, etc.
He installs his Voodoo card and proceeds to tweak out and work further on his system. Wanted to download something off the web so he plugs in a phone line. Few minutes later I look over and he looks frustrated and is almost about to pull his hair out.
Just to be an ***, I asked what was wrong.
He tells me that for some reason now his modem wasn't working. He keeps getting "no dial tone" when he just used the modem last night!
So being the nice guy that I am I looked at the back of the PC...pause to contemplate the situation (I was laughing on the inside and could barely contain it)...I pop up pretend to be flustered and when I am on the other side of the room, I ask him...
"Scott, what does TELCO mean?"
If you don't get this let me know.
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"then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way..."
Yesterday I got seven emails from my Mother, who almost never emails me. The first six were the Anna K. VBS worm, which I summarily deleted without opening. The seventh was actually from my mother, and read like this:
"Someone sent me a picture of Anna Kournikova, and for some reason it won't open when I double-click it."
Now, I'm a bible-fearing Christian, and I'm worried about the "Honor your father and mother" commandment. Do I go straight to hell for calling her a f***ing moron to her face?
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R. Bret Walker, CNE
(I'm not a Master Tech, but I play one on TV)
Wondering what videos to rent this weekend? Check out The People's Reviews, movie reviews written for the people and by the people.
Actually, I just remembered a time last summer when a customer called me out to her site because "an application won't work." When I got there she showed me this icon on her desktop and started clicking on it like mad, saying "See, it doesn't do anything."
The Icon said "Happy99." Thank God for customers like this.
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R. Bret Walker, CNE
(I'm not a Master Tech, but I play one on TV)
Wondering what videos to rent this weekend? Check out The People's Reviews, movie reviews written for the people and by the people.
Does the Anne K virus piggy back on other incoming mail?Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by pcshark:
Yesterday I got seven emails from my Mother, who almost never emails me. The first six were the Anna K. VBS worm, which I summarily deleted without opening. The seventh was actually from my mother, and read like this:
"Someone sent me a picture of Anna Kournikova, and for some reason it won't open when I double-click it."
Now, I'm a bible-fearing Christian, and I'm worried about the "Honor your father and mother" commandment. Do I go straight to hell for calling her a f***ing moron to her face?
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I'm happy to say I've NEVER been infected by a virus because no one else ever uses my computer.
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What Me Worry?
From what I understand, it works like the Happy99 virus. It alters the Winsock32 file, and sends itself out to everyone in your address book.Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by CREEPINGDEATH:
Does the Anne K virus piggy back on other incoming mail?
I'm happy to say I've NEVER been infected by a virus because no one else ever uses my computer.
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Now, the scary thing is is that it says that it's "sexy pictures" of Anna K. Why was your mom, pcshark, wanting to look at sexy pics of Anna K? https://forums.windrivers.com/
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***the Beast
- I only came for the platypus soup
how about these
where is the space key?
and
writing the "dot" in internet addresses
wwwdotwindriversdotcom
Gees you have to love them, but always remember that you once were like them......along long time ago mind you, but you were.