Gotta love them BSOD's... :D
Guy I work with just put a program on another co-worker's PC called Flatulater. As you can imagine it makes obscene noises at random times. Also ejects your CD Rom as well. Too funny!
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Gotta love them BSOD's... :D
Guy I work with just put a program on another co-worker's PC called Flatulater. As you can imagine it makes obscene noises at random times. Also ejects your CD Rom as well. Too funny!
I was the victim of a back_orfice trojan by an idiotic co-worker about 18 months ago.
well well well too bad I was the network admin.... :)
Guess who's machine then couldn't get an IP address over the next few days until he 'fessed up?
I've always liked to take a snapshot of their desktop, load it up as the background (to fit the screen), then hide/removed all the icons.
Sit back and watch them tear their hair out trying to click on a picture....
Did that to a teacher once. :p She spent 20 minutes staring at her screen trying to figure out what I'd done. Once I told her, she said she'd do the same to her husband. :DQuote:
I've always liked to take a snapshot of their desktop, load it up as the background (to fit the screen), then hide/removed all the icons.
Another good trick is to add a "shutdown" command to the victim's login script. Priceless!
An oldie but a goodie is the classic "reformatting drive C:\" joke program that actually had the hd spinning and clicking. Can't recall where I got it though...
I would exchange out his cpu and put a slower one in, and give the faster one to an admin typist. Also, decrease the virtual memory size, and other settings that will make everything write back to the hard drive (depending on his OS). That will slow down his computer to a crawl. Everytime he clicks on an icon, the hard drive will be write/read/write/etc. for about 10 seconds.
Or you can have the startup routine start a bunch of unviewable programs to hog the system memory.
Man, That is EEEVIILLL. I will never pi$$ you off...Quote:
Originally posted by NakedMessiah:
I would exchange out his cpu and put a slower one in, and give the faster one to an admin typist. Also, decrease the virtual memory size, and other settings that will make everything write back to the hard drive (depending on his OS). That will slow down his computer to a crawl. Everytime he clicks on an icon, the hard drive will be write/read/write/etc. for about 10 seconds.
Or you can have the startup routine start a bunch of unviewable programs to hog the system memory.
Batch files are loads of fun for these kinds of things.
Gotta 8 meg DIMM here, now that'd be a fun swop!
Jeez where'd you get an 8 meg DIMM?!Quote:
Originally posted by Outcoded:
Gotta 8 meg DIMM here, now that'd be a fun swop!
*Wants one, pant pant*
Cad
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i believe that comeback/comcrap/compaq did a load with their (armada) range. not certain if it was armada, but definately Comcrap
Dunno, found it.Quote:
Jeez where'd you get an 8 meg ?! DIMM