When the pub runs dry.
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When the pub runs dry.
When that happens its just time to find a new place to drinkQuote:
Originally posted by Antimatter:
<STRONG>When the pub runs dry.</STRONG>
Uh...Good point. <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">Quote:
Originally posted by Mustang:
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When that happens its just time to find a new place to drink</STRONG>
Passing out usually slows me a bit.... Really just delays the next bender.
When you get kicked out of your own engagement party for groping on the Barmaids <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
as homer says : "doh!"
"pass me another beer"
cheers! hic hic! <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0">
Right on.Quote:
Originally posted by Solid Cobra:
<STRONG>I've never found a reason to say those words.</STRONG>
when you can't see what you're drinking....
I once mixed Great Bluedini, Grape, and Cherry Kool-Aids together with about twice as much :nervous twitch: sugar and then increased the flavoring even more by adding :nervous twitch: Pixie :nervous twitch: Sticks into :nervous twitch: the mix. <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0">Quote:
Originally posted by Wayward Clam:
<STRONG>I don't drink, but I know it's time to lay off the caffeine and sugar when I go into uncontrollable fits of giggling and can't speak coherently. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"></STRONG>
I did this in a class party in high school. The next period's teacher wasn't too happy with my excessive hyperness. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> :nervous twitch:
when you dont know if you should stand up or sit down to take a piss
When you can't drink what you're seeing.Quote:
when you can't see what you're drinking....
When you drop dead from drinking too much and your best friend has to give you mouth to mouth. (had this happen to me, not fun)
For me it was just after they slapped the cuffs on and just before the nightsticks. <IMG SRC="smilies/mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">
I don't think I could bring my self to say those words even if I wanted to. Never say no to someone offering you alcohol. It's rude.
Good man, or should i say reptile???Quote:
Originally posted by Solid Cobra:
<STRONG>I've never found a reason to say those words.</STRONG>
as Beer MegaMod it is my job to ensure quality drinks for everyone at windrivers, and if it means putting my body at risk so be it.....j/k...lol