Windrivers haikus

When I drink my Coke
It makes me feel good inside
I'm ready to post

goddam telephone
always ringing in my ear
mute button, clear mind

first post of the day
think topical, yet funny
mind, screen, both are blank

Cobra seeks revenge
for the monkey caused much pain
the mods lie bleeding

whining bitching pep's
"I will leave, this time for real!!"
die slowly in pain.....

Endless damned loop
I am the blue screen of death
Data is no more

growing frustration
foolish jumping bunny boy!
Rail gun ends your flight.

"Hater" camps above you
Sniper Scope scans below
"Headshot!" echoes here

Spam in my inbox
Order viagra online!
Send them virus back.

Cobra is so cool
He makes this site so awesome
He is my hero

Darren stars in films
Which have sexual content
Can't describe them here

Q is the sherrif
A megamoderator
Who closes my threads

JvaGuy - artist
First tie-dye, and then lightning
Majorly kicks ***

Elbatcho, monkey
Cobra's former lackey he's
smarter than most apes.

hackers on port 111!!
sniffing, lurking, waiting dorks..
I use '98 dumb-asses!!

You click, "I love You"
The world ends with a whimper
the tech shop mocks you.

More damn port sniffing
SSH on a '98 box, fool?!
This is not Linux!!!

A new email..exe?
Anna Kournikova Nude!!
Where'd my files go?!

blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah

I get home from school
Stressed out and extremely bored
What can a boy do?

With my mouse in hand
Something else in the other
Adult Cupid RULEZ!!

You want haikus? I got your haikus right here. Enjoy some funny ones that I've had posted on my desk for sometime regarding any version of Windows.

Stay the patient course.
Of little woth is your ire.
The network is down.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears you scream.

The web site you seek
Cannot be located.
But countless more exist.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

I could've typed more, but I thought these were the best.

The ones posted by Spork are actual error messages from the BeOS operating system.

I like to post here
When my computer goes down
I get lots of help

em-clown is so cool
From the Wind Rivers Resort <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> (WindRivers?)
He is the coolest

home from work at last
lonely beige machine calls me
time to hit the net

yummy chocolate bar
really big and now it's gone
WinDrivers ate it

printing for so long
image is so large and clear
one color ran dry

ur-hum.

should be good at this
but cannnot be bothered
so there you see it

whats my score ; - 5.9 ??? <IMG SRC="smilies/cool.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">

I hate my damn job
Little interest I have
In working today.

Which is why I'm here writing poems, I suppose...LOL

Ooo...just thought of another one...

New member status
Dammit, how you haunt me so
When do I move up?

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I'm just a shadow
a mark of what i should be
without you i'm dead