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I would go out and have some of my sperm froze so that one day my wife can have the baby we have always talked about.
I would also do everything in my power to make the day the most exciting day of my wifes life so she would always have the wonderful memories of us together that day. I would make arrangements with everyone I know to look after my wife and step son.
Beside's the obvious (goodbye's, notes, etc.)
Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll....and lot's of it. Call up all the girls who I know want me (and the one's I've turned down), invite them over to my house all at once and have a mini-rave orgy. No surface in the apartment would be safe...and just keep goin' till I'm gone.
Last month issue of Maxim magazine had a funny article listing the 100 things to do before you die.
Here are a few...
- Have sex on your bosses desk and dont clean up.
- Go to your high school reunion dressed as a homeless guy.
- Befriend President Bush and get him to start drinking again.
- Sneak into the Playboy mansion while Hef is still alive.
- Convince your girlfriend to get a tattoo of your name on her butt.
- Visit Graceland and ask to see the bathroom where the King's blue suede shoes were stepped on for the last time.
- Learn to bowl overhand.
- Get drunk and cut someones hair.
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i would keep posting here until the last s
haahaa you all thought i died <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0">
Just the usual stuff.
See my friends, parents and relatives and have too mush sex.
I would buy as many life insurance policies as I could, so I could set my family up w/lots of moolaa <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
Then I would just go driving & speed as fast as I could down the road, and have the cops chase me all day. Then pull over & say stupid things that I have always wanted to say to them....
I.E.
Cop: Son, do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because you thought I had donuts in here?
Cop: " "
Me: Suck my D**K M***ER F***ER!!! (then peel out & let his fat *** chase me some more!) <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
I also would probably go sky diving & bungee jumping. Since I knew I would die tommorow, then I wouldnt have to worry about dying today. I've always wanted to do both, but I dont like the idea of splatting like a bug if something goes wrong.
Make tech God before I died.....820 posts in one night.... <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0">
man we need to make that into a movie on a cop stopping you ... the funny part is picturing it him caughing from the all the smoke hahahaQuote:
Originally posted by Ghostfleet:
<STRONG>I would buy as many life insurance policies as I could, so I could set my family up w/lots of moolaa <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
Then I would just go driving & speed as fast as I could down the road, and have the cops chase me all day. Then pull over & say stupid things that I have always wanted to say to them....
I.E.
Cop: Son, do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because you thought I had donuts in here?
Cop: " "
Me: Suck my D**K M***ER F***ER!!! (then peel out & let his fat *** chase me some more!) <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
I also would probably go sky diving & bungee jumping. Since I knew I would die tommorow, then I wouldnt have to worry about dying today. I've always wanted to do both, but I dont like the idea of splatting like a bug if something goes wrong.</STRONG>
man we need to make that into a movie on a cop stopping you ... the funny part is picturing it him caughing from the all the smoke hahahaQuote:
Originally posted by Ghostfleet:
<STRONG>I would buy as many life insurance policies as I could, so I could set my family up w/lots of moolaa <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
Then I would just go driving & speed as fast as I could down the road, and have the cops chase me all day. Then pull over & say stupid things that I have always wanted to say to them....
I.E.
Cop: Son, do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because you thought I had donuts in here?
Cop: " "
Me: Suck my D**K M***ER F***ER!!! (then peel out & let his fat *** chase me some more!) <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
I also would probably go sky diving & bungee jumping. Since I knew I would die tommorow, then I wouldnt have to worry about dying today. I've always wanted to do both, but I dont like the idea of splatting like a bug if something goes wrong.</STRONG>
man we need to make that into a movie on a cop stopping you ... the funny part is picturing it him caughing from the all the smoke hahahaQuote:
Originally posted by Ghostfleet:
<STRONG>I would buy as many life insurance policies as I could, so I could set my family up w/lots of moolaa <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
Then I would just go driving & speed as fast as I could down the road, and have the cops chase me all day. Then pull over & say stupid things that I have always wanted to say to them....
I.E.
Cop: Son, do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because you thought I had donuts in here?
Cop: " "
Me: Suck my D**K M***ER F***ER!!! (then peel out & let his fat *** chase me some more!) <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
I also would probably go sky diving & bungee jumping. Since I knew I would die tommorow, then I wouldnt have to worry about dying today. I've always wanted to do both, but I dont like the idea of splatting like a bug if something goes wrong.</STRONG>
If I knew I was gonna die, I'd avoid whatever was going to kill me.
Sounds good to me <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">Quote:
Originally posted by Lycia:
<STRONG>No holes barred Orgy.</STRONG>
When is this day going to happen?????? <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">
As i said the last time this was posted I would tell the truth about what i thought of every person who was somewhat close to me.
and im an impatient person so I would probably drive off a cliff a few hours before the end...
...oh and if there's time for an orgy that's all well and good with me <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
Here's my question. If someone say a psychic, tells you that you are going to die tomorrow, how do you know that you aren't going to die b/c of whatever stupid thing you go out an do to "live the rest of my life to the fullest?" Like say you decide to go skydiving, but the parachute doesn't open. You may have lived if you had just stayed home. Course on the other hand, staying at home may kill you and you would have lived had you gone out. Your house could burn down, or the Hooters that Cobra is chillin at could get hit by a metiorite. Who knows!!! My point is, you could make your death a self-fulfilling prophecy. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">