Cows

Afghanistan Fundamentalism:
You have two cow, amd a wife, your wife is required to take care of the cows but no one can see her do it, in fact the cows are of a hire social standing than your wife and it is a crime to hit a cow but beet the women all you want.

Walmartism:
I have two cows, and you have two identical cows. People will buy my milk because they can also fill their subscriptions in the same location.

Ralph Laurenism:
Your cow looks like my cow, but people will pay 10x more for my milk because I put a little horse emblem on the carton.

Coach Capitalism:
I killed and skinned two cows for the milk itself is worthless to me. I can, however, make wonderful pocketbooks and leather products that last forever and make me much more money.

Elbatchoism
I have three cans of spam and a picture of joan rivers, I will convice the world you can get milk from spam and mean while plot to rid the world of joan

[quote]Originally posted by Danger:
<strong> ...
Surrealism
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. ...
:D </strong><hr></blockquote>

LOL :D Ahh yes The persistence of milk. I find the dialectic of the auto-sodomizing yak to be indicative of the Spanish-American war as well.
:confused: :)

[quote]Originally posted by Draggar:
<strong><marquee><h1>All your cows are belonging to us</h1></marquee></strong><hr></blockquote>

ROFLAO

:D :D :D :D

Cows! Everywhere I go Cows!!! My girlfriend has about 75 of them. I volunteer to go out and feed them once in awhile for the exercise. Yesterday, I go out to discover a fresh shipment of hay. 150lb bails instead of the usual 85lb'ers! Needless to say, 80 bales later and a few pounds lighter....6 tons of hay hand stacked into the feeding troughs....I FEEL GREAT!!!! A little exercise works wonders for a bod that just sits in front of computer screens all day....

Had to bring it back for this one:

Enron
You have two cows.
You borrow 80% of the forward value of the two cows from
your bank, then buy another cow with 5% down and the rest
financed by the seller on a note callable if your market cap
goes below $20B at a rate 2 times prime. You now sell three
cows to your publicly listed company, using letters of
credit opened by your brother-in-law at a 2nd bank, then
execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer
so that you get four cows back, with a tax exemption for
five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via
an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by
the majority shareholder who sells the rights to seven cows
back to your listed company. The annual report says the
company owns eight cows, with an option on one more and this
transaction process is upheld by your independent auditor
and no Balance Sheet provided with the press release that
announces that Enron as a major owner of cows will begin
trading cows via the Internet site COW (cows on web). I am
sure you now fully understand what happen.

British Political Correctness
Your a farmer and have two cows and a bull.
One cow must be white and one black,the bull gay.

Mole Cows:

You have one cow that is the master and one cow that rarely posts in the tech lounge...

[quote]Originally posted by Ben:
<strong>Mole Cows:

You have one cow that is the master and one cow that rarely posts in the tech lounge...</strong><hr></blockquote>

I think the second cow is actually a chicken. :D :D :D

Apple Cows Revisited:
You have 2 ergenomically designed cows. They may be shorter, and slower runners than the other cows, but damn they sure do look sexy. They have firewire genitals to mate 100times faster than normal universal serial genitals.

Japanese Cows Revisited:
You have 2 cows. They are both built light, cheap, and have good running ability. You make more, and sell them to America, successfully injuring their cow market. American kids take their cows and add supermilkers and turbos. Some add NOS to force feed milk. These little RiceCows kick American Super Cows asses in quarter mile pasture runs.

[quote]Originally posted by gxavier:
<strong>Japanese Cows Revisited:
You have 2 cows. They are both built light, cheap, and have good running ability. You make more, and sell them to America, successfully injuring their cow market. American kids take their cows and add supermilkers and turbos. Some add NOS to force feed milk. These little RiceCows kick American Super Cows asses in quarter mile pasture runs.</strong><hr></blockquote>

LMAO :D :rolleyes:

ROFLMAO!!!

Very funny.

[quote]Originally posted by ElBatcho:
<strong>Elbatchoism
I have three cans of spam and a picture of joan rivers, I will convice the world you can get milk from spam and mean while plot to rid the world of joan</strong><hr></blockquote>

And here i though you where going to milk Joan Rivers and then marry the cows.. :D