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[quote]Originally posted by Papa Smurf:
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Dude, I'm crazeeee about Smurfette I've been with her 12 great months and dont really want to trick her into thinking I'm seeing some1 else too dangerous and I could loose a damm fine girl. But I Still think she needs to be taught a lesson thats cruel, devious and will make her think twice about messing with PapaSmurf.
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Make her think you're having an affair with another guy... :eek: :eek: :D ;)
you could set up a fake doctor visit. About amonth ahead, put it up on the calender, and just say that it is a annual checkup, (if you have not been to the doctor lately). When that day comes disapear for about a hour Then give her a call saying that the doctor wants you to go to the Hospital to get blood work done, so you will be latter than plan. come Home after afew hours, When she ask you why the doctor wanted to do a blood check just say that he saw something that he did not like and that you will have to go back next week to find out what they found. when you disapear for the second week for over a few hours. come back and act it is bad news, and if she ask want it is tell her what the doctor told you, (I would make it life threating). and you can play it from there.
[quote]Originally posted by deseqer:
<strong>you could set up a fake doctor visit. About amonth ahead, put it up on the calender, and just say that it is a annual checkup, (if you have not been to the doctor lately). When that day comes disapear for about a hour Then give her a call saying that the doctor wants you to go to the Hospital to get blood work done, so you will be latter than plan. come Home after afew hours, When she ask you why the doctor wanted to do a blood check just say that he saw something that he did not like and that you will have to go back next week to find out what they found. when you disapear for the second week for over a few hours. come back and act it is bad news, and if she ask want it is tell her what the doctor told you, (I would make it life threating). and you can play it from there.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Good idea, and on very similar lines are hers, but I think we're all forgetting on thing.
If a girl plays a trick on her BF/Husband etc.. then it is OK, get a laugh out of it and thats all.
When a guy plays a trick on his gf / wife etc it will usualy end up in a huge fight, where the guy is being very insensitive and will be brought up for years to come.
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Morticia, you are so perfectly devious and cunning, both of which are only surpassed by your beauty. I like the kitchen sink sprayer idea, but not what would happen in the aftermath... :eek: :) :eek:
Still, it may be worth it... :D
Nasty bumper sticker to put on someone (from Dogbert) : "Cops Are Wusses"
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[quote]Originally posted by MorticiaAddams:
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2. Tie a leash on her bummper and let the fun begin.
4. have a little midnight fun. Wait until they are asleep and tske a pillow and two flashlights and creep into the room and turn on the flashlights and held them in your hands an the pillow with in your arms, then I rammed her with the pillow while yelling " TRUCK! GET OUT OF THE WAY! "
7.If you have a ansering machine and know a man or a woman who could call and say .. Mr. so and so.. This is so and so from the Fertility clinic and we recently recieved a letter from a child and you are the donor sperm this child would like to try and contact you if you are intrested please call us back at blah blah blah..
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LMAO!!!!
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Those were beautiful! I may have to try those myself.
put some kind of drink mix crystals in the shower head... preferably somethin in a blue ;) , jello would probly work too...
or you could invite her parents over to watch a movie, then have whatever you were gonna watch taped over with a pornno.. that might be an idea??
i don't know about anyone else, but if someone did that to me i would be seriously pissed off. there are just some things that you do not joke about, i don't care what day it is. if someone did that to me, i doubt i would be talking to them right now. that has to be one of cruelest jokes i have ever heard of, and to top it off her parents were in on it. but maybe thats just me, there seems to be alot of people on this board that seem to think its funny.
But it was funny... :) :) :)
[quote]Originally posted by Buddy Holly:
<strong>i don't know about anyone else, but if someone did that to me i would be seriously pissed off. there are just some things that you do not joke about, i don't care what day it is. if someone did that to me, i doubt i would be talking to them right now. that has to be one of cruelest jokes i have ever heard of, and to top it off her parents were in on it. but maybe thats just me, there seems to be alot of people on this board that seem to think its funny.</strong><hr></blockquote>
C'mon, take it easy. It was funny, and relatively harmless. A really great, evil, and truly brilliant plan.
[quote]Originally posted by Buddy Holly:
<strong>i don't know about anyone else, but if someone did that to me i would be seriously pissed off. there are just some things that you do not joke about, i don't care what day it is. if someone did that to me, i doubt i would be talking to them right now. that has to be one of cruelest jokes i have ever heard of, and to top it off her parents were in on it. but maybe thats just me, there seems to be alot of people on this board that seem to think its funny.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Laugh....it helps!
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[quote]Originally posted by Sowulo:
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Laugh....it helps!
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i like practical jokes just as much as the next guy, and i really can take a joke, but i am really having a hard time finding this one funny. it just seems cruel to me. a pregnant gf is a serious matter. i keep thinking what i would do if my GF pulled this on me. am i alone on this? smurf, i hope you get her back, just don't do anything to overboard
[quote]Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff:
<strong>Morticia, you are so perfectly devious and cunning, both of which are only surpassed by your beauty. I like the kitchen sink sprayer idea, but not what would happen in the aftermath... :eek: :) :eek:
Still, it may be worth it... :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
Yeah I think now that I posted that little Idea, I'll have to keep a close eye on our sprayer to make sure Taz stays inline LOL
I have got to say that this was damn near brilliant... scratch that, it was brilliant. You're a lucky guy PapaSmurf.
As for revenge, gimme a few hours to think and I'll post a bit later.
[quote]Originally posted by Imon Fyre:
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or you could invite her parents over to watch a movie, then have whatever you were gonna watch taped over with a pornno.. that might be an idea??</strong><hr></blockquote>
hahahaha, thats a great idea dude...