Saw this on a sports car.
"Racing Drivers Do It In Circles"
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Saw this on a sports car.
"Racing Drivers Do It In Circles"
I got these two on my car the first is my plate frame, the other is a sticker.
Top: I'm Not Tailgating...
Bottom: I'M DRAFTING!
IF YOU DONT MAKE DUST...
YOU EAT DUST!!!
The second one is usualy the last thing the honda sees before he starts coughing on some mysterious cloud
My personal quote that I have on my keychain and zippo is the line that is on all of my posts at the bottom
Saw this one on a tow truck:
CAUTION, DRIVER JUST DOESN'T GIVE A F**K ANYMORE!!
When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in agony, like the passengers in his car.
If I follow you home will you keep me.
I found these 2 funny.
Friends don't let friends have mullets.
"Mustache Rides" ......25 cents
Fresh out of "Give-a-f**ks"
-aa
Give Blood
Play Rugby
Bumper Sticker Slogans
If you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students.
Always remember you’re unique – just like everyone else.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
FLORIDA: Home of Electile Dysfunction
"If you think the car is dirty you should spend a night with the driver!"
Friends don’t let friends watch Friends!!
There are only three type of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't.
If you're against logging, try wiping your *** with plastic.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog/cat....
I've lowered my expectations to the point where they've already been met.
Madness takes it's toll, please have exact change.
Politics-- poli meaning many, ticks meaning small blood sucking parasites.
Fat people are hard to kidnap.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Doctors say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that.
If at first you don't succeed skydiving ain't for you.
Kids in the backseat cause accidents.... accidents in the backseat cause kids.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
If it's tourist season, does that mean we can shoot them?
Jesus loves you, but everyone else still thinks you're an ******* .
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
Some others I have seen:
Be alert! The world needs more lerts.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals then why are they made of meat?
5 out of 4 people have troubles with fractions.
Have this on a T-Shirt:
Drummers do it with Rhythm...
I think that I have the best one on my car:
Go Braless, it will help pull the wrinkles from your face <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
My favorites just happen to be on my clipboard:
To hell with the prime directive, I'm gonna kill something!
Ivonova is always right
You will listen to Ivonova
Ivonova is God
Some I've seen recently:
"Lost your cat? Check my wheelwell"
"P.E.T.A. -- People Eating Tasty Animals"
And my all-time favorite:
"My child beat up your honor student"
Some I've seen recently:
"Lost your cat? Check my wheelwell"
"P.E.T.A. -- People Eating Tasty Animals"
And my all-time favorite:
"My child beat up your honor student"
I've seen variations of this like "My high school dropout got your honour student pregnant" <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">Quote:
Originally posted by Type_O_Negative_1320:
<STRONG>And my all-time favorite:
"My child beat up your honor student"</STRONG>
Not a bumper sticker but I saw this in my favourite pool hall. "Men no shirts no service. Women no shirts free beer." <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0">