For the ultimate in speed and painlessness, try standing near a nuclear warhead. When it detonates, you will be vaporized in nanoseconds.
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For the ultimate in speed and painlessness, try standing near a nuclear warhead. When it detonates, you will be vaporized in nanoseconds.
Come on now, he is asking for our help here. That is just not very practical at all. I mean where are you going to find a nuke that is about to be set off.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Stanley_Kubrick
For the ultimate in speed and painlessness, try standing near a nuclear warhead. When it detonates, you will be vaporized in nanoseconds.
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Originally posted by Cleetus
Come on now, he is asking for our help here. That is just not very practical at all. I mean where are you going to find a nuke that is about to be set off.:rolleyes:
in Bin Ladins back yard !!!!! ,,,,,we can only hope
Freddy UK
Don't eat a bottle of asprin - it burn a hole in you and it's awful painful. my sister tried to kill herself this way and the doc told her she was an idiot and it would have been painful and awful. Most pills will cause the lining on your stomach to eat away and cause pretty bad pain if you take enought o kill you (provided you are awake).
My bud tried to OD on sleeping pills (over the couter) and they then have an opposite effect and turn into something like speed. So he was up for 2 days depressed.
He also took a whole bottle of valium and drank a 12 pack and still didn't die but slept for 24 hours.
He then drank a bottle of vodka and sliced his wrists open and called me at my house. Yay. Big Fin' mess, no dead guy, sliced tendons, sucks.
Guns to the head work well like Cobra said but they don't always work and you very well may blow your face off and be left alive or something bad.
Gues there really isn't a good way that's painless really. Dunno, maybe OD on heroin or morphine or something wouldn't hurt but I don't know for sure.
Somebody delete this thread please.
I have posted it for deletion - I dont have the authority to do so in the tech lounge.
Let this thread ride!
A good friend of mine and my Uncle both hung themselves successfully.
However, I can honestly say, that killing yourself is cliche', impolite, and in my opinion, a sign of weakness. I have forgiven my friend Greg as he was diagnosed bipolar about a year before that happend (RIP Bro), BUT I will never be able to have peace with losing my Uncle, since his dumb a$$ is now dead, and he didn't talk to anyone before he pulled this B.S.
Sure, I cried, said great things about him, wrote and read a real complimentary eulogy for him, but now I'm just pi$$ed at his apathy and lack of concern for those left behind who depended on him.
Don't do it. Keep fighting. You may be thinking right now that no one will give a sh1t, no one will miss you, etc. But believe it or not, there all all kinds of wonderful people around you who love you and will miss you terribly. If you do decide that death is the only way out, have the courtesy to tell your freinds and family first; give them a good explanation and tell them you love them.
PS- if you are really, really serious about this, seek help from qualified mental health professionals. If you are scared or don't know where to start, see your family practitioner. Don't give up dude.
I know a good way to go.
When you're old, of natural causes.
or
You could read Bill Gates - "The Road Ahead" and be bored to death. But that wouldn't be quick or painless.:cool:
Ahh, gee don't delete our morbid fun:D :D
Come on now, cookin chef, you live in Canada, you've got no reason to have a deathwish! ;)
Seriously though, if you're considering this, seek help.
You may not want to keep living for various reasons, but your present condition could be clouding your mind to the point that you can't see a way out.
Don't underestimate depression - it will cloud your thinking and mess up your logical reasoning. Feelings will tell you the truth as much as lie to you. Don't use them to make important decisions ever.
Let us know how you're doing please.
I suggest getting a good friend over, renting all the simpsons with the Itchy and Scratchy cartoons. After watching them all, go and play cat and mouse. Loads of refreshing, and hilarious ideas all mixed in together. Good clean family fun.
you could always just head downt to iner city Chicago or LA or someplace like that wearing this
MwuahahahahahaQuote:
Originally posted by King Grover
you could always just head downt to iner city Chicago or LA or someplace like that wearing this
Kinda like Bruce Willis in the 3rd Die Hard movie.
Yeah Canada is HELLA COOL!!!Quote:
Originally posted by a d e p t
Come on now, cookin chef, you live in Canada, you've got no reason to have a deathwish! ;)
Seriously though, if you're considering this, seek help.
You may not want to keep living for various reasons, but your present condition could be clouding your mind to the point that you can't see a way out.
Don't underestimate depression - it will cloud your thinking and mess up your logical reasoning. Feelings will tell you the truth as much as lie to you. Don't use them to make important decisions ever.
Let us know how you're doing please.
Why should this thread be deleted?
It's a serious discussion. And in a lot of cases, it's people who have been at the same point in life chef is at now, trying to give him some insight on the situation.
Just because this thread's subject matter bugs a few people doesn't mean it should be deleted. :mad: