Invite my aunt to my wedding

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September 12th, 2002, 02:52 PM
Smurfette

I know what she is like and yes I agree with everything you say about her, But I just didnt want her to miss our wedding as everyone else is going to be there. It seems a bit of a shame to miss her out. Anyway its not her wedding its ours we can decide what we want to happen on that day. If she doesnt like it tough :D .
I'm not going to force you to invite her if you dont want her but at the same time remember there will be drink and a lot of people who feel the same way about her, So it could be fun to see her squirm a bit :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:
September 12th, 2002, 03:34 PM
Cleetus

Does she at least give half way decent presents?

Can always look at it from the greed aspect.
September 12th, 2002, 03:42 PM
Akuma

Greed is good!
September 12th, 2002, 11:55 PM
cookin chef

Just don't invite her, but instead tape the wedding and mail it to her saying wish you were there!!!

Weddings don't always go according to plan, but there are ways of minimizing potential problems.
February 5th, 2003, 08:27 PM
El Clammino

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Originally posted by Tacklebox
Send her an invitation- then make sure she can't attend. Render her car useless by pulling a couple of spark plug wires. Maybe have her over your house the night before and serve her old potato salad so she has food poisoning, and if she does attend, she'll be too sick to open her mouth.-j/k

Do yourself a favor and save Smurfette the aggravation- cross your beloved aunt off the list

Ahhh The Tacklebox School of In Law Relations....

Papa Smurf, I recommend adding a few drops of Visine to one of her drinks and she'll spend the rest of the night on the toilet...

El C-

That should do the trick!!!!
February 5th, 2003, 08:40 PM
ilovetheusers

Quote:

Originally posted by El Clammino
Ahhh The Tacklebox School of In Law Relations....

Papa Smurf, I recommend adding a few drops of Visine to one of her drinks and she'll spend the rest of the night on the toilet...

El C-

That should do the trick!!!!

Gonna have to nickname you jesus cause you just resurected one very dead thread...;)
February 5th, 2003, 08:43 PM
El Clammino

Was to busy to stop by the Lounge earlier today...

Was on phone with a problematic user at about 7.30pm with tears in my eyes trying not to bust out laughing as I was reading what I missed the past day or so...

El C-
February 5th, 2003, 08:46 PM
El Clammino

Quote:

Originally posted by Smurfette

I'm not going to force you to invite her if you dont want her but at the same time remember there will be drink and a lot of people who feel the same way about her, So it could be fun to see her squirm a bit :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

Smurfette, People like that never squirm. That is just how they are and most of the time dont know or care what they are saying....

Just my honest $.02

El C-
February 5th, 2003, 09:09 PM
ilovetheusers

Quote:

Originally posted by El Clammino
Was to busy to stop by the Lounge earlier today...

Was on phone with a problematic user at about 7.30pm with tears in my eyes trying not to bust out laughing as I was reading what I missed the past day or so...

El C-

Dude, this post is from november last year...:rolleyes:
February 5th, 2003, 10:00 PM
El Clammino

mmm guess i have been busier than i thought....

Damn that similar threads feature....
February 6th, 2003, 01:25 PM
Tacklebox

Don't mind El C. He's just trying to get his post count up:D
February 6th, 2003, 04:51 PM
Wayward Clam

EDIT

Curse me for not reading dates!
February 6th, 2003, 07:33 PM
Mayet

BTW did the Grand damme ever end up getting invited to the wedding......
and what happened

did all the smurfs sit on her ....
February 6th, 2003, 09:55 PM
FatalException0E

Quote:

Originally posted by Mayet
BTW did the Grand damme ever end up getting invited to the wedding......
and what happened

did all the smurfs sit on her ....

Yeah, I'd like to know what happened, too.
February 6th, 2003, 10:48 PM
Orangeman

My sister is having the same problem with her sister in law. My sister is getting married. My brother married the wrong woman and everyone in the family says she has some serious problems. My sister doesn't want to inviter her but feels compelled to because she is 'family.'

However today my sister and my sister in law had a nice little fight about what the kids would wear at the wedding. It ended with my sister telling my sister in law that she would either cooperate or get out.
I suggest you tell your aunt the same thing. You're in the situation of having to show some toughness or having to put up with this bully for the rest of your life.

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. This is one of those times. Just grit your teeth, hold your nose and empty the garbage.

Orangeman

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