Longest and shortest job position

Shortest job.... 1½ hours @ a local restaurant. Was hired as a busboy, standard job. A little after an hour of first day of work, boss came in and told me to clean the Ladies room. K, not bad, got broom and a couple of garbage bags, opened door to find puke in sink, on floor and all over the toilet. Apparently a lady had gotten ill while @ the restaurant. While debating the best way to handle it, I heard the boss just laughing his @$$ off behind the register. Took the broom and garbage bags over to him, handed them over with my apron and never looked back. Two weeks later recieved a check for $4.76!

good for you, akuma. bastard boss.

My shortest job was three hours. I worked at a grocery store, in tie, long-sleeves, slacks (required uniform) in 98 degree 110% louisiana humidity move grocery carts.

Later that night I was offered a job as a dishwasher at a pizza place. I took that and left the grocery store. The grocery store people told me that I could _never_ work for them again. (Decently-sized southeast US chain).

Oh well. I guess I can't.

Longest job: Here at Rampage. 2.5 years. :-)

Longest career segment: printing/pre-press 10 years.

3 hours working in an industrial laundry servicing a local hospital.

42 degrees Celsius carrying tons (really. 2 in fact.) of bedsheets and scrubs covered in puke, piss, sweat and other bodily fluids.

Went to lunch and never came back.

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Originally posted by ChipCreep
1984: Got a phone call giving me a job as a financial advisor trainee. Accepted it. Hung up the phone, got a call 2 minutes later offering me job at a computer retailer I wanted more. Accepted it. Hung up, called the financial advisory firm, quit my job. TOTAL TIME: approx 5 minutes.

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I think you're da winner :p

Shortest job for me - two weeks with a local contractor, he lost out on a huge development and had to let me go.

Longest job - my current one, been there 5 years and 5 days.

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Originally posted by ChipCreep
1984: Got a phone call giving me a job as a financial advisor trainee. Accepted it. Hung up the phone, got a call 2 minutes later offering me job at a computer retailer I wanted more. Accepted it. Hung up, called the financial advisory firm, quit my job. TOTAL TIME: approx 5 minutes.

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jeezuz.. i can't beat that.. :-P

Shortest is 4 days..
I had a job as a butcher apprentice for 4 days then I got crook (tossing my guts up..) so I took friday off and told the boss, when I told him he said I was a pussy and to not bother comming back.. *shrugs* no skin off my nose..

Longest
My bakers apprenticeship 4.5 years
Will never ever do that again.. brainless nobrainer damn job.

2 weeks at mcdonald's.

Food, folks and no fun.