Worst movie ever!!!

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June 3rd, 2003, 12:54 PM
meatwad

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Originally posted by Buddy Holly
i lost a lot of respect for Dana Carvey after Master of Disgiuse. he used to be one of my fav actors (SNL and then the Waynes World movies) but he went right into the sh!tter.

fast and the furious was the worst movie of all time. not only because it sucked, but now i have to put up with dumb little kids in lowered ford probes with stock engines but with coffee can exhausts and 6 foot rear spoilers that think they are Vin Diesel in a 10 sec car. god i hate thoe little b@stards

There you go. XXX. Now THAT was a $#!tty movie. Has Vin Diesel ever been in a good movie? Pitch Black was OK, but not really that good.
June 3rd, 2003, 12:56 PM
Sunshine

By far, THE worst movie ever made (as far as I'm concerned) is:
The Good Girl with Jennifer Aniston
Dummy me rented it on PPV because it "sounded" good. Boy, was I ever wrong!
June 3rd, 2003, 01:02 PM
silencio

Having expected a good movie from Jake Jarmusch, I'd have to say Stranger than Paradise is at the top of my **** list.
June 3rd, 2003, 01:12 PM
+Daemon+

Matrix Reloaded is the top of me list

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June 3rd, 2003, 01:13 PM
Budd

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Originally posted by meatwad
There you go. XXX. Now THAT was a $#!tty movie. Has Vin Diesel ever been in a good movie? Pitch Black was OK, but not really that good.

Knock Around Guys, Saving Private Ryan (small part tho) and Boiler Room. and i kinda liked A Man Apart.
June 3rd, 2003, 01:19 PM
Major Kong

The Blair Witch Project.
June 3rd, 2003, 01:25 PM
Ya_know

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Originally posted by jitBob
I reccomend "The 5th Element" as restoration therapy.:D

EeeGad! Another mental block crashes and burns! I worked in a PC store years ago, and we used that DVD in the demo system. I worked there for 8 months, the movie played 4 or 5 times a day, you do the math...https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2003/06/1.gif
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June 3rd, 2003, 01:47 PM
PacMan

I used to work at a movie theater and was a projectionist. So we would get the movies Thursday and I would be in a dark room building up these movies. After the last showing that night, I would have the whole theater to myself and was paid to screen the movies for any errors while building up. So basically, I was [b[required[/b] to stay in there and watch them for any errors.

One night, I had to screen AIRBUD 2 the golden retriever. It’s some dog playing competitive sports!!! WTF??? !!!

It was my job to sit there watching it, but I had to get outta there after 15 mins. That movie is a sleep potion.
What was worse, after the movie had been taken out; a couple of weeks later we got that damn movie back again. I had to build it up again and was assigned to screen it!!

Another movie was that damn VAN DAM wannabe Karate bastard!!! It was some movie with him and the wrestler GoldBerg. I forgot what it was called.. God that was torture..

Then the stupid, I know what you did last summer and I know what you did last, last summer :rolleyes: . Great titling!!

Keanu Reeves is just an Idiot Actor (Bill and Ted), you can still see that in him in his “MATRIX”.

American Ninja… LMAO
Joe and the Volcano

Oh man,
And sometimes, an Indian (India) guy would rent out a theater and show a Indian movie.. I have never come across one of those movies that weren’t like 3 1/2 hours long. Oh yeah, NO SUBTITLES.

I cam across a lot, but cant think of anymore…
June 3rd, 2003, 02:06 PM
silencio

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Originally posted by Major Kong
The Blair Witch Project.

The Bare Witch Project was much better. :thumbs:
June 3rd, 2003, 03:06 PM
King Grover

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Originally posted by PacMan
Another movie was that damn VAN DAM wannabe Karate bastard!!! It was some movie with him and the wrestler GoldBerg. I forgot what it was called.. God that was torture..

would that be Univeral Soldier 2?
June 3rd, 2003, 03:12 PM
ephmynus

I think I have you all beat...

Attack of the killer refrigerator was the absolute worse movie ever made.

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0103729
June 3rd, 2003, 03:15 PM
ephmynus

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Originally posted by Ya_know
"The Fast and the Furious".

I just saw it this week for the first time. I thought while watching it that it seemed like a typical chick flick, just with some gears and spinnin’ tires. I confirmed this when my wife told me that she actually liked it!

Wait til the second one... it looks uber gay.
June 3rd, 2003, 03:41 PM
Cleetus

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Originally posted by Major Kong
The Blair Witch Project.

I have never been so proud to see everybody die in a movie for being such absolute morons in my life!!! God I forgot how sucky that was.

And of course you can't forget, They Saved Hitlers Brain!!!! That was a really really bad movie that Mystery Science theater couldn't even save.
June 3rd, 2003, 03:57 PM
Budd

anyone see Woody Allens Whats up, Tiger Lily? now that was a great movie
June 3rd, 2003, 04:34 PM
deseqer

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Originally posted by PacMan
I used to work at a movie theater and was a projectionist. So we would get the movies Thursday and I would be in a dark room building up these movies. After the last showing that night, I would have the whole theater to myself and was paid to screen the movies for any errors while building up. So basically, I was [b[required to stay in there and watch them for any errors. [/B]

I used to work as a Projectionist also, still do but on a very part time time job only when the back up of the backup is unable to run the Projector.

and the worst movie I remeber having to watch was Barney's Great Adventure. that was a long 76 minutes of my life. There were some other ones but they are not coming to mind right now

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Now I remeber another one Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon boy I wish I never spent that $3 to rent that dvd.

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