Life, in a nutshell--how does this nut cracker work again? ;)
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Life, in a nutshell--how does this nut cracker work again? ;)
My foot lands on your head !Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
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So I now have athlete’s foot of the scalp, or is that trench foot I smell... :uke:Quote:
Originally Posted by confus-ed
No ... I'll try & explain this gently for you - as you are a marine 'n' all - that's when your foot lands on my head .... when you can reach, that is ! :grin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
What was that joke - are we all confus-ed now ?
Ok, I give up, that makes no sense... :sad:
Scary.... it's like their married...... :p ;) :grin: :devil:
Naa, you're more my type then he is... :devil:
The meaning of life? Easy, ask a prisoner!
Over this side of the pond life means about 15 years. So our prison system thinks the average lifespan is 15 years do they? So the answer is 15 of course ;)
arrrr, it do be sailin the seven seas, grabbin the buxom wenches, lootin, killin, and throwin back the grog, arrrrr
Youll have to get though my mermaids first!! They are very protective of me.. :kiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by Diver01
As for the meaning of life..
Good times, good friends, and good beer.. :)
That is easy, the meaning of life is a faith hill song. :grin:
The truth is life is like Baseball. We are all in the minors waiting for our callup to the Big club. Unfortunately, some of us will be traded before we get the chance. :thumbs:
That's it!Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovetheusers
The Ultimate answer to Life, the Universe and Everything as intuited by Deep Thought himself!!!!
Even the Google calculator knew that.
Shame that the question is "What do you get when you multiply 6 by 9". :rolleyes:
Of interest to coders:
Quote:
Computer programmers' joke
There is a joke amongst computer programmers that Deep Thought may have had some order of operations issues. The following code in the programming language C defines the macros SIX as "1 + 5" and NINE as "8 + 1", and then performs the computation "SIX * NINE". It returns the answer "42", because "SIX * NINE" is expanded by the computer to "1 + 5 * 8 + 1", and the multiplication takes precedence over the additions. (A macro is not a variable.)
Code:#include <stdio.h>
#define SIX 1 + 5
#define NINE 8 + 1
int main()
{
printf( "The meaning of life: %d\n", SIX * NINE );
return( 0 );
}
https://forums.windrivers.com/Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
You are sooooo disturbed, my friend. :eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovetheusers
I'm going to have to watch that entire series again now, just because you brought that back up. :D