/runs into thread and beats all hippies unconscious and takes their tie-dyed shirts and burns them while leaving them only white cotton shirts to wear
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/runs into thread and beats all hippies unconscious and takes their tie-dyed shirts and burns them while leaving them only white cotton shirts to wear
ACTION: Removes glove and slaps all across the chops before throwing onto the floor.
"How dare you all besmirch the homour of a gentleman with such foolhardy tom foolary.Take your weapon of choice and stand by to be struck a mortal blow prepare to meet your ancestors you bafoons"
Unfortunately runs into a bunch of pi$$ed off Dead Heads who b*tch slap grover across da head with many quarts of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia Ice Cream.Quote:
Originally Posted by imaeditedbysowulo
Adendum:
Especially the blue furry runt hiding in the corner!
/me walks in...flashes my boobies...and all the guys faint...I emerge victorious .......the winner.........me kicks at the passed out bodies as I exit the arena...now who said being a woman sucks.....I love being a woman.....I love having boobies......
and if you don't like that...
well i will just have to punch you on the nose and make it bleed..so you cry :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
All except the blind guy with the cane who simply smiles and bends you over his knee to give you a good bitch slapping :D
/me accepts the spanking with glee...the blind man gets so excited the blood rushes from his head causing him to also pass out with a dreamy smile on his face....yes victorious,........I am woman.....and I didn't have to lift a manicured finger or break a nail.....
But it is all a deception he is a true master of the secret ancient art of chineese obinto bien bien lien eri ryu slapping [cobblers] and it is just a ruse to gain your confidence and turn the defeat into a victory.
For behind your back he is erecting the ancient chineese paper figure of two saluting fingers to ward of further attacks and ensure victory.
Whilst secrectly calling the lien chin toa members of the water margin to his assisatance.
/buys the hippies new tie-dyed shirts and apologizes for the rough behavior. Offers them bars of soap and deodorant as signs of peace.
...and thinks that he has in fact won, but alas, the women, after a quick roar at the pansies with the tie dieds, sneaks a glance at the Dead Head hunched over in the other corner laughing through clouds of smoke at the erection.Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
The woman, noting the Dead Head's glance, reaches out and with one long swoosh....
/me calls the nymphs of avalon onto Archer.........and then gets the teenage mutant ninja turtles to take out the chinese bah gua thingys......
me looks at the kerfuffle she leaves behind and exits to go and take a nice dinner and drinks at the seafood restaurant accross the road..knowing full well that the nymphs will drain all the juice from Archers body and leave behind a mere shell...
footnote..as me is enjoying a lobster and fishermans basket with a lovely glass of vodka and citrus , me giggles as chinese bah gua thingys come flying out the windows ....once again Leonardo and donatello save the day
and triple :butt:
:thumbs2:Quote:
Originally Posted by imaeditedbysowulo
Welcoming this gesture of peace, and fondling the free spirited boobies, I truly am the lucky one. For I succeeded in resisting the temptation to fight, and reaped the benefit of the breasts that you all worked so hard to resist!
I think you all have teh Gay!
No way....my boobies like boyz too much
'sides I got the cleetus innoculation shot against teh gay and I don't need a booster shot for another 12 months :thumbs:
Me waits for Ya_know to redeem his reaped benefit and as he waddles by I take care of the annoying pacifist! :p
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Sorry Mayet, I was so energized by the feeling of peace, and the soft squishy nature of your bosoms, I failed to mention that I think everyone here except the boobie bearing fair maiden has teh gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayet
Major, I brush myself off, and keep the faith! One day you too will be free of the hate!
Peace, love! And good happiness stuff!