Mel Brooks is a genious. Did you know that he (his company) produced The Elephant Man?
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Mel Brooks is a genious. Did you know that he (his company) produced The Elephant Man?
Nielsen: "This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."
Hagerty: "A Hospital? What is it?"
Nielsen: "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
Hagerty: "There's been a little problem in the cockpit."
Hays: "The cockpit? What is it?"
Hagerty: "It's a little room in the front of the plane, where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now."
Hays: "It's an entirely different kinda flying, altogether."
All together: "It's an entirely different kinda flying."
Hays:"Surely you can't be serious?"
Nielsen: "I am serious and don't call me Shirley."
Nielsen: "Captain, how soon can you land?
Graves: "I can't tell."
Nielsen: "You can tell me, I'm a doctor."
Graves: "No, I mean I'm just not sure."
Nielsen: "Well, can't you take a guess?"
Graves: "Well, not for another two hours."
Nielsen: "You can't take a guess for another two hours?"
Definitely! That movie has more good comedy dialog and sight gags in it than any three other movies. Who could ever forget:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
Sheriff Bart, to assembled townfolk:
"Can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man?"
Howard Johnson:
"I don't care if it's the first act of Henry VIII! We're leaving!"
Taggart:
"I got it! I know how we can run everybody out of Rock Ridge...We'll kill the firstborn male child of every household."
Hedley Lamarr:
"Too Jewish."
Sheriff Bart, on podium, in front of townfolk:
"Excuse me while I whip this thing out."
(Reaches into front of pants, townfolk gasp and step back)
(Pulls out parchment from Governor)
(Crowd exhales in relief)
I may have seen Adult Swim once or twice.Quote:
Originally Posted by silencio
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Master Shake - Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to get YOU to buy useless appliances and pastes.
Meatwad - I don't know how you'd know. You ain't got no teeth.
Master Shake - Well I got rid of my teeth at an early age because.....I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why faries come and take them away.
I saw meat wad.... That show is 2 floors short of a 12 Story building... I love it. LOL
Total Re-Carl is my favorite episode.Quote:
Originally Posted by Escape_Driver
I guess they stopped making 'em?
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Originally Posted by hudsonsmith
Airplane! tis a good one. (zucker and zucker)
But I liked TOP SECRET more,
No. The season's just over.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkstar
Can you get meatwad on line ?
I wouldn't have guessed that. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by meatwad
Sealab 2021 has had some interesting scripts.. Real Baby Back Ribs!
I am the BarbotBot! And I will defeat evil with my D cups of Justice!Quote:
Originally Posted by silencio
What do you mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by Escape_Driver
I want two vaginas!Quote:
Originally Posted by meatwad
Sparks: Sir! Sonar is picking up a giant squid!Quote:
Originally Posted by silencio
Murphy: Where?
Sparks: Right there sir!
Murphy: I don't see it!
Marco: It's the giant, squid shaped blip, sir.
Murphy: A, with all of the little tentacle shaped things?
Marco: Si Capitan!
Murphy: Still don't see it.
Is there a place to download the episodes. I don't get alot of these in Canada.Quote:
Originally Posted by meatwad
Legally I wouldn't want to deal with the D cups of Justice. Wait I just might like to deal with them :devil: