Odd Question of the day!

Dont you mean Canadian Brief [beef] :D

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Originally Posted by Archer

Dont you mean Canadian Brief [beef] :D

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Does that smell anything like Mad Cow Disease?

Hi there,

Mooooooooooo! :)

Ju Leon...

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Originally Posted by Tekboy

Does that smell anything like Mad Cow Disease?

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est possible non?

my farts smell like nice and smelly.. :butt: Especially after I eat brocolli..whoa baby.

Brocolli ...........EEWWW! get it away from me!

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Originally Posted by silencio

Interesting question. A fart being the byproduct of something first consumed by a "greater" entity for the purpose of "nourishment" then sucked dry of water and broken down further by bacteria, I'd have to say I'd smell like rotten government cheese; it being tax time and all.

The more I think about it that's a great question. You need to apply a bit of lateral thought. The question isn't 'what do my farts smell like', it's 'what would I smell like'.

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Well I tend to disagree with that point. Now unless you follow through then because a fart consists of gas, albeit foul gas and the elements that make up the compound structure of a "fart" vary in weight as in comparison to our atmospheric pressure, then I would have to say that he odourous aroma of the fart in question would in fact, leave the body area, to fuse into the atmosphere around it and be share by other animated objects within close proximity. Therefore it is a fact due to the circumstances of the "fart", that the person carrying out this proceedure would not in fact be the smelly one, but the atmosphere around is the one participant of the act that "smells"

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Originally Posted by Mayet

Well I tend to disagree with that point. Now unless you follow through then because a fart consists of gas, albeit foul gas and the elements that make up the compound structure of a "fart" vary in weight as in comparison to our atmospheric pressure, then I would have to say that he odourous aroma of the fart in question would in fact, leave the body area, to fuse into the atmosphere around it and be share by other animated objects within close proximity. Therefore it is a fact due to the circumstances of the "fart", that the person carrying out this proceedure would not in fact be the smelly one, but the atmosphere around is the one participant of the act that "smells"

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Big words for a fart too small to notice :devil:

GAG!..........................OK who let rip?

If I was a fart, I'd smell like sweat socks dug out from the bottom of the hamper.

Cabbage from yesterday's boiled dinner.

Food for thought. Just like the odor of food being cooked on the stove top boiling away, what gives this steam aroma. Answer, the steam being released from the cooked substance from the pot you're cooking your food in is releasing microscopic particles, particles of which are actual juices from the object that's being boiled out of the food you're cooking. Now what do you think gives a fart it's aroma, you guessed it. It's them particles of the turd and bacteria the gas you've just released from your a$$ been snuggling up against in your cohlen. Just remember that the next time someone farts next to you because you'll be inhaling actual mircoscoping particles that came from that persons a$$. Isn't that kind of disgusting, but have you ever noticed that you own farts smell ok, not yummy or anything, but still, they aren't anyway as offensive as gas from somebody elses a$$.

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Originally Posted by Humilliation

...It's them particles of the turd and bacteria the gas you've just released from your a$$ been snuggling up against in your cohlen. Just remember that the next time someone farts next to you because you'll be inhaling actual mircoscoping particles that came from that persons a$$. .....

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Actually, farts tend to stink because of gasses like methane and sulfur dioxide.
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Originally Posted by FatalException0E

Actually, farts tend to stink because of gasses like methane and sulfur dioxide.
:p

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Yes, and partially because of what we ate. For instance. Ever ate at McDonalds and farted the next day only to be reminded of that Big Mac you ate last night(methane is ordorless and will pick up hitchhikers along it's way through the cohlen then out the spincter)? Particles of the food we ate previously that pass through our boddies faster generally tend to come out with similar odor. And yes, sometime you can fart and they'll have no odor at all. (Methane)

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Originally Posted by Mayet

Well I tend to disagree with that point. Now unless you follow through then because a fart consists of gas, albeit foul gas and the elements that make up the compound structure of a "fart" vary in weight as in comparison to our atmospheric pressure, then I would have to say that he odourous aroma of the fart in question would in fact, leave the body area, to fuse into the atmosphere around it and be share by other animated objects within close proximity. Therefore it is a fact due to the circumstances of the "fart", that the person carrying out this proceedure would not in fact be the smelly one, but the atmosphere around is the one participant of the act that "smells"

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Not if there's a liquid chaser behind that fart, then the one who delt it would linger with that stank until he changed himself.