I'm the first.

Still first.

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Originally Posted by imaeditedbysowulo

What if I said that I suspected the Republicans were to blame for the sideways scrolling?

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Nah, it is the left wing's fault. Probably gore's fault (didn't he invent the Internet)?

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Originally Posted by amyb

Nah, it is the left wing's fault. Probably gore's fault (didn't he invent the Internet)?

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Gore said he invented the Politicos forum.

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Originally Posted by WebHead

If Dubya found out about the side-ways scrolling problem,.. he'd probably wanna saddle-up on his mighty steed, sun blaring on the back of his red neck and he'd yell out, "Giddee-yup boy! Lets go git us some terrorists!! Yeee-haa!!" and run over and shoot it to death. "Die you side-ways scroll terrorist scum!"

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Why oh why, does The President make "terrorist" sound more like "Tourist" and "Terrorism" like "Tourism"?

It must be playing havoc with Disney.

President Bush: "I say to America, we are winning the war against the tourists, we're smoking them out"

Mickey Mouse: "Aww shucks",

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Originally Posted by Titchski

Why oh why, does The President make "terrorist" sound more like "Tourist" and "Terrorism" like "Tourism"?

It must be playing havoc with Disney.

President Bush: "I say to America, we are winning the war against the tourists, we're smoking them out"

Mickey Mouse: "Aww shucks",

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Conspiracy? When EuroDisney was going under and needed to re-finance who came to their rescue? The Carlyle Group which is jointly owned by the Bush family and Prince Bandar of Saudi Arabia.
Shortly after 9-11 Bush recommended we could fight terrrorism by returning to our normal routine and spefically suggested we visit...........wait for it............................Disneyland!
Two years later Disney declines to distribute Fahrenheit 9-11.

This was all in a post a few months ago with links to prove it.

P.S. When Bush says Nuclear weapons doesn't it sound like New Killer weapons?