Invasion - Assistance required

Bubba factor to the rescue, we won't even have to xcall back any troops

Alas, this is the most retarded effort I have ever seen...you guys wouldn't scare a hermit crab on your filthy beach...:grin:

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Originally Posted by Pluto

Watch it buster or we'll wipe that grin off with our English sense of humour ....

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Yeah, i guess it is not good to grin there. I will let you in on a little secret: Dental Hygene. If your teeth are straight, it is good to smile. :devil:

I'm there Corturbra. I'll bring the real footballs, (round), and some beef without mad cow ingredient :thumbs2:

...and the S.A.S boys to kick S.B.S. @ss!

We'd better muster up the Salvation Army to defend our shores from you invading Brits :p

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Originally Posted by gazzak

I'm there Corturbra. I'll bring the real footballs, (round), and some beef without mad cow ingredient :thumbs2:

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You'll never survive. Our army of steroid pumping sports super soldiers will stomp you.

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Originally Posted by Tacklebox

We'd better muster up the Salvation Army to defend our shores from you invading Brits :p

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Come on Tack, most of em aren't even allowed to have guns.

OMG, can you imagine what will happen when they hit the beaches in Jersey?

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Originally Posted by Khazad

i got the canadian border covered, but i want control of a large portion of the land mass.

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Mmmm, depends.... will you be bringing some of that nice cinnamon coffee that I once had in a coffee shop in Banff? If so, its yours you can have Minnesota (The Japanase Car County as it will be renamed)

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Originally Posted by jitBob

Bob...British...Yer startin' ta tick me off!

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Sorry British Bob

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Originally Posted by Cleetus

Bubba factor to the rescue, we won't even have to xcall back any troops

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Yeah, they'd only get in the way and as they are used to bombing us friendly brits would be good for us if not there! :thumbs2:

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Originally Posted by gazzak

...and the S.A.S boys to kick S.B.S. @ss!

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Wooohooo! :thumbs2:

You can be in charge of Sports and Recreational Therapy of America-Shire

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Originally Posted by meatwad

Come on Tack, most of em aren't even allowed to have guns.

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Neither will you when we get there, all guns banned except replicas so we can stand on street corners shouting 'Bang - I got you'.

After which we can all sit down and have some scones and tea.... :thumbs:

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Originally Posted by Pluto

Yeh I don't mind driving. I'm already in Devon so if you're in Cornwall I'll pick you up as I go past. I'll bring my guitar so we can sing songs along the way. We'd better fill up at Penzance - I don't think there's a garage til we reach New York. Do we need passports to invade or shall we just wade in and scream rather loudly?

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Sounds like a plan.... I'll bring my six-string as well. Yep filling up at Penzance sounds like a good idea, we'll lower our petrol prices and get America-shire to subsidise the rest of us by increasing their prices to $20 a gallon.

Passports not needed really, I think screaming should be enough to scare 'em. Just thinking why would we need passports to cross a county border? It's not like we're going into Wales :thumbs2:

With currency I think we'll leave the monopoly style dollar in place until we sort out the football side of things (far more important), then we'll change it to the good old pound!