If you knew you were gonna die tomorrow. What would you do?

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Originally posted by raptorGT:
<STRONG>I absolve myself from any possible legal issues resulting in this post! Just because I thought it, doesn't mean I'd do it. And for the record, I am NOT doing it. Afterall, if it weren't for Microsoft, we'd all be unemployed.

1) A bombing rampage through the halls of Microsoft.
2) Tear that stupid "Consumer-Only" tag off my fu©k!ng matress.
3) Rent an Earthmover and drive on Highway 59 during rush hour. "How'd that guy park under me???"
4) Finally make that solar-powered flashlight... or that wind-powered fan.
5) Orchestrate a symphony of dot-matrix printers.
6) Throw a Compaq, a Dell, and a Gateway computer off the roof of the World Trade Center.
7) Finally submit those pics of Steve Case and Bill Gates' "Pajama Party" to PlayGirl.
8) "All your base are belong to us!"
9) Go to a regional chair meeting in a leopard thong and ONLY your leopard thong and give your boss a lap dance.
10) Reprogram all the robotic forklifts in the company warehouse to hold a midnight "gathering" in the middle of the shop floor for exactly 30 minutes each night.

Does this post classify me as mentally disturbed??? <IMG SRC="smilies/confused.gif" border="0"></STRONG>

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It is too late, the Gates team has zeroed in on your residence. Resistance is futile. You will be assimulated.... lol

Seriously, the symphony of dot matrixes has my vote, and no, you are no more mentally disturbed than any other tech.... I think...

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Originally posted by Spork:
<STRONG>Sooooo, if you knew you were gonna die tomorrow, what would you do.</STRONG>

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I think for me, it would be more like,

"Who all would you do?"

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Originally posted by WillyS:
<STRONG>Well, first of all I would make right with everyone I could think of I have wronged in any fashion... <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0"></STRONG>

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Aaaaaah, shouldn't this be where we all already are? Or is it ok to let old wrongs lie if we don't think we're going to die real soon? If tomorrow I was going to die, I would hope that my last thought would be, "I have no regrets--I did the best I could."

First things first, I would go right outside my apartment, and have it out with the guy whose car has been in my parking spot for the last 6 months... and since the property company and the police department don't see fit to move his broken-down piece of junk, I'd use his face as tow strap and hitch him to my pickup for a short ride down to I-69, where he could be turned loose into lunchtime traffic. I've been wondering if I'm harboring too much anger.

Next, I'd have to look up an old friend I had a falling-out with, and forgive him. Then an ex-girlfriend I had a falling-out with, and <insert NC-17 material here>.

Then, I would do what I do every day... "Try to take over the worllllllld..."

I'd have a Counter-Strike LAN party.

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i would marry some girl i like and add her to my insurance list so she is set after i die

Oh, I dunno... probably spend 23 and a half hours wondering what I should be doing...

Then shoving one of those fake arrows on my head before walking down the street in public and waiting for the inevitable...

Imagine the scene...

"Oh c'mon buddy.. quit faking, we can see the arrow's fake"
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As it Turns Out I'm Leaving in 2 hrs to go into OHSU for some rather delicate Spinal Surgery. With other medical problems I Have There is A more significant chance of negative results than other patients might have. What I Did Yesterday Was update a codicil to my will. Then Kicked back with 7 of my closest friends chowed down Mass Quantities of the best Home Made Baked Ziti & Chicken Parmigiana Ever. Great Time, Great Supportive Friends. If the worst happens, I have no regets.

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Originally posted by wire_wiz:
<STRONG>As it Turns Out I'm Leaving in 2 hrs to go into OHSU for some rather delicate Spinal Surgery. With other medical problems I Have There is A more significant chance of negative results than other patients might have. What I Did Yesterday Was update a codicil to my will. Then Kicked back with 7 of my closest friends chowed down Mass Quantities of the best Home Made Baked Ziti & Chicken Parmigiana Ever. Great Time, Great Supportive Friends. If the worst happens, I have no regets.</STRONG>

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Good luck with the Surgery. Hope everything goes well.

God what a sobering thought for first thing in the morning...
As I havnt had any caffiene yet today Ill probably stay mellow and say something like - Take the opportunity to contact all of my friends and relatives and let them know how much I appreciate them- even though I tend to take them for granted more often than not.

Wait till I get some caffiene... "Mayhem" will sound really good at that point... <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

Gather my children and wife. Fly to the beach and spend the remainder of my life with the people I love in the place that I love.

The first thing I'd do is make sure that I was in right-standing with the Lord. After that I would make sure everyone in my life knew I loved them. And finally, among all the things I'm sure I could do, I would put on my suit, go to a BMW dealership, calmly give them the deposit for a test drive, and slowly roll out of the lot in a 2001 M5. Casually making my way to the nearest highway, I would merge into traffic, making certain to abide by all traffic laws in the process. I would then take a deep breath, smile, and gun it. Weaving in and out of traffic at 90 MPH, I would try to find as much open lane as possible for long and fast acceleration. After a 15-20 minute stint at 60-120 MPH, I would exit the freeway and proceed to fly through downtown Ann Arbor, shifting up and down through the gears, pulling my parking brake for sharp 90 and 180 degree turns, and listening to Pennywise as loud as I can stand it. When the car finally gives out, or when I crash into a police barricade, I will, with a smile, simply go where I am taken, whether it be to jail to die or to my apartment to sleep, and wait...

I'd turn SE Wisconsin into the biggest party known to these parts!

I always wanted an Irish wake, and this would be the way to enjoy it before I go!

That, and kill a few elected politicians, lead the law on a high-speed chase in my '67 Cougar, screw every $20 whore in town, and smoke a big fat spliff "just to take the edge off."

Kenny P.

I don't want to die. I know it's inevitable but I really don't like the thought of dying. If I knew I was going to die tomorrow I'd probably cry, then visit my girlfriend and all my friends and be the nicest person anyone could ever be, to make sure no pain is kept behind with anyone before I die. I am a nice person, and sadness is the worst feeling. If I was going to die tomorrow I would do the things that mean something in life, I would die with a feeling that whether or not I accomplished something, I know I had a good time and I know I changed and affected somebody in a good way. Knowing I made a difference to somebody, knowing I put a smile on somebody's face. That's the feeling I want before I die.

-BillTech

Other than get my personal stuff in order; probably nothing out of the ordinary.

I'd wear blue. I've always wanted to wear blue.

Then I'd drink a gallon of absinthe and stand on a street corner preaching to the masses the Gospel of the Lava People until I am arrested.

Then, when I'm in my jail cell, I'd sneak out through the toilet pipe and return home, eat things that are very bad for me (White Castle, Taco Bell, and Oprah Winfrey) while watching a marathon of Monty Python episodes.

And just before I die, I'll write a note explaining how I pulled off the John Denver assassination to make it look like an accident.

A arther redundent question.....and the answer is "die" <IMG SRC="smilies/confused.gif" border="0">

I would come into work and do tech support the way it should be done.

Customer: I think i did somethin....
Me: Well that was stupid of you. (click)

Then when that got old (20-30 minutes) i'd go and install aol on the server. hahahaha

Then i'd go on your standard bender except i'd do it twice.

pee on my boss's desk

First thing I'd do is take the rest of the day off. Then i would take the boat home, get my favorite girlie and spend the rest of my life on the beach

I am not scared to die. I would play my favorite network games. Rent a Ferrari, Lamborgini or Porsche and just drive it hard.
Go to the Tonga islands and die in a hammock.

SLEEP! I can't think of anything more enjoyable

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Originally posted by Goon:
<STRONG>SLEEP! I can't think of anything more enjoyable</STRONG>

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What a waste of time, you can sleep when you're dead... <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

Sell all my possessions on EBAY.

Take 10% of money and give to God.

Take the rest of the money money from sale and settle up with my parents for funding my college education and for putting up with me for 28 years (yes I am back at home, but its a big a$$ house).

Make amends with all of those I have crossed over the years.

Hit the Tech Lounge at least 5 times.

Tell my boss what I really think about her and my job (by phone...I wouldn't show up for work).

Make sure life insurance is paid up.

Streak through the park across from city hall, jump into a stolen Diable SV and escape from the police.

Watch Goodfellas, Tombstone, Full Metal Jacket and Blazin' Saddles.

Die.

Mine I am sure might disturb some of you.

I would go rather wild, in a really wicked sort of way. I would track down as many of the people that have REALLY pissed me off over the years, and shoot them in the arm with a 12 gauge shotgun. Why in the arm you ask? Because I would want the backstabbing maggot bastards to FEEL the pain! Then while the writhe in agony, I shoot them in the other arm. Then the legs one at a time, then before they bleed to death, once right in the head. Then I would cut off their gorgon like heads and display them on a shelf.

Maybe if I was faced with this question when I am in a good mood, I would probably donate money to an ophanage, say goodbye to all of those that I love, sing "TipToe Through The Tulips", that sort of thing.

Don't know....

Eat my favourite meal at my favourite restarant, with all my favourite friends and family, while drinking my favourite drink. Then visit my favourite website (Windrivers.com), watch my favourite movie and listen to my favourite record before sleeping with my girlfriend.


Or I might just say F**K it and get pi$$ed.... <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/cool.gif" border="0">

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Originally posted by Sowulo:
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Aaaaaah, shouldn't this be where we all already are? Or is it ok to let old wrongs lie if we don't think we're going to die real soon? If tomorrow I was going to die, I would hope that my last thought would be, "I have no regrets--I did the best I could."</STRONG>

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Ditto.

I've been involved with volunteer fire/rescue services more than half my life. I've seen way too many people die doing things that most of us do every day. Driving on the highway doing nothing wrong, someone cuts off a tractor trailer, and just that fast someone is dead. Been there, seen that.

Live every day like it's your last, you never know ........