The Evil, Inc. Re-union Show?

Dear Mr. Windows XP Home edition,
I would just like to thank you very much for being speedy and never crashing on me. But I'm a little concerned. Before, most of the time I spent on the computer was spent fixing problems or rebooting the computer after BSOD errors. Now that my computer doesn't crash anymore (thanks to you) I don't know what to do with all the extra time I seem to have now. Is there anyway you could just crash at least just once? It'll be like old times.
Thanks again,
-WebHead

PS: Can you please tell Bracius that, "The Head" said he's a jerk for calling me a poser. :D

Dear Mr. Windows XP PRO edition,

I jsut want to thank you for not supporting my VooDoo and openGL on the video. Thanks to your lack of support I have had to hack your registry and find updated drivers. Besides that you rock, your fast and your cute. I just want to give you a big hug.

Bracius
P.S. Tell Head that he is a Poopie head and he likes Odigo!

Dear GeForce2 MX400,

Thank you for not being a voodoo and for being supported by WinXP Pro out of the box :D

Dear Daytona nVidia geforce 3,

Would you hurry up and get here. I have been waiting 3 days for you to arrive.

Bracius

Dear Grover,

I love you. Yyou are the best thing that has ever happend to me. Thank you for being so awesome.

love,
me

Dear Best Buy,

Thank you for giving me a GeForce3 Ti200 for $99 at the after-thanksgiving sale. And the WD 60GB hard drive was great too for $49.

- Justin

[quote]Originally posted by Jungleman:
<strong>Dear Best Buy,

Thank you for giving me a GeForce3 Ti200 for $99 at the after-thanksgiving sale. And the WD 60GB hard drive was great too for $49.

- Justin</strong><hr></blockquote>


Dear Best Buy,

Thanks for allowing me to purchase Windows XP. It was a wonderful sale and I shall enjoy my free router and my free MP3 player. Now, I know I payed for this stuff on Oct25 and the manufacturers rebates have long expired, but do you think I can have my stuff now? Now I realize that you have blamed me not getting it on Sept.11, a stock person that put it on the shelf, and Christmas. I find your excuses to be refreshing and I very much enjoy being lied too. Heck, I can't wait to visit your store and talk to your sales people that could not sell a candy bar to a starving person. I just thought you would enjoy this letter of encouragement. Keep up the good work and you should see a happy decrease in customers in no time.

Thanks

Dear Microsoft,

As time progresses, I realize I hate you more and more. But for all the flack you get, you have some pretty decent software. But it's just natural we would make fun of you for any mistakes you make. The reason for this diary entry is to thank you for the Free Windows XP you have sent me, the free Xbox you are sending me and the free MS Flight Simulator 2002 Pro Edition I just won that will be arriving on my doorstep shortly.

Dear Sung Hi Lee jpeg images,
I really enjoyed our quality time together last night. I just wanted to let you know.
Love,
-WebHead

[quote]Originally posted by WebHead:
<strong>Dear Sung Hi Lee jpeg images,
I really enjoyed our quality time together last night. I just wanted to let you know.
Love,
-WebHead</strong><hr></blockquote>

HAHAHA that's a good one :D :D

Larommi: I hate BB as much as you do but that sale *was* incredible.

Dear Cobra,

Your chauffeur is here, reporting for duty.

The chick with the invisible plane

Dear Renee,

I think you know how I feel about that invisible plane. I'll just walk, thanks.

Cobra

Dear Cobra,

WUSS.

Renée

:D

Dear Cobra,

Do you want to see some ladies in spandex?

Bracius

Dear Renee,

Am not.

Cobra

Dear Cobra,

ARE TOO.

Wait....I'm not up for another one of these....you always win and win.

Okay, fine, you're not.

Love,
Renée

Dear Renee,

Damn right.

Cobra

Dear Cobra,

Renée

Dear Renee and Cobra,

Enjoying your posting back and forth?

Sheriff Q

Dear Q

I can't speak for Renee, but I certainly am. Thanks for asking.

Cobra

At least in Renee's plane there wouldn't be any place for a terrorist to hide.... :D

Dear Renee and Cobra,

Keep it up and you not only get to see the hot honeys in spandex but the rest of my collection too.

Bracius
P.S. You like spandex don't you?

[quote]Originally posted by Bracius:
<strong>Dear Renee and Cobra,

Keep it up and you not only get to see the hot honeys in spandex but the rest of my collection too.

Bracius
P.S. You like spandex don't you?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Dear Bracius,

I don't, but I hear Richard Simmons does.

SlyVenom

Dear Dairy (cant spell i know but who cares)

Yesterday i had to put up with whiny *** bitch faced users, who looked like they were chewing wasps.... and now im still mad (16hours on...) grrrrrrrrrr biatch faced users ....
G.

[quote]Originally posted by Sheriff Q:
<strong>Dear Renee and Cobra,

Enjoying your posting back and forth?

Sheriff Q</strong><hr></blockquote>

Dear Q,

You KNOW the only reason he was enjoying it was because he was winning. That's okay. There's always a next time.

Renée

[quote]Originally posted by Sowulo:
<strong>At least in Renee's plane there wouldn't be any place for a terrorist to hide.... :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Now THAT explains why Cobra turned me down on my offer of transportation! Good point, Sowulo! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2002/01/1.gif

Dear Renée,

I'll take a ride in your invisable pants, I mean plane any day.

Quiet Thunder

hehehehehe

Dear Renee,

Does that plane come with Duct tape or is that a carry on item?

Bracius

[quote]Originally posted by Quiet Thunder:
<strong>Dear Renée,

I'll take a ride in your invisable pants, I mean plane any day.

Quiet Thunder

hehehehehe</strong><hr></blockquote>

Heyyyyy....how did you know about the invisible pants? They're invisible, for crying out loud! I thought people could only see the star panties!!

[quote]Originally posted by Bracius:
<strong>Dear Renee,

Does that plane come with Duct tape or is that a carry on item?

Bracius</strong><hr></blockquote>

From a man who has an obvious obsession with stretchy, clingy things, I'm gonna guess you're hoping to hear "comes with duct tape."

[quote]Originally posted by Renée:
<strong>

From a man who has an obvious obsession with stretchy, clingy things, I'm gonna guess you're hoping to hear "comes with duct tape."</strong><hr></blockquote>

I am a man of many talents. Not only can I refer to Spandex and Duct tape all in the same post I can also:

Balance a server with my left foot, insert a cd with my right, IM with my right hand, and pick my nose with my left hand. I have other features too but my wife gets the rest. :D

Dear Coloring book,

I am in the middle of a huge progect here at chimp central and haven't been able to post. I see that eveil inc, is back and this is a good thing since they had a great 401k plan and although the abuse hurt it was done with love.

I have made great progress in making a Bin Laden tracking gun, but although it works well it keeps on pointing to the TV. This is strange because there is this smelly guy living inside my T.V pretending to be Dan Rather. He keep on going on about the news and how zionist should die, maybe he is from the matrix or somthing.

Other than that all is well. I haven't seen cobra lucking around but I hear baning from his work shop. Sowlo keeps on lifting his toga and asking is this a pimple. I don't know, the more things change the more they stay the same.

I am also waiting for my DVD of glitter to arive so I can see the great special effects and understand what really happend on 7th December 1941.

Well love you
ME

Dear Sheriff Q,

I love you,
You love me.
I love me.
Everybody loves me.

let's hug.


,
grover.

:D

[quote]Originally posted by grover:
<strong>Dear Sheriff Q,

I love you,
You love me.
I love me.
Everybody loves me.

let's hug.


,
grover.

:D </strong><hr></blockquote>

ROFLMAO

Can't WAIT for this reply...

;)

Dear JMM,

*restraint, restraint* *No, I'd better not*
Never mind. I'll be good.


Quiet Thunder

Dear Diary,

I am really starting to get pissed at Ooooooooooooooooooooodigo. It keeps crashing XP pro. Grrrrrrr

Bracius

P.S. El Batcho has cuties

Dear DSL,
Why do you have to be so difficult to have. First I had to wait forever for activation. Then I had to wait even longer for the hardware to show up. And now you're telling me that the phone company is still working on the line? Is it just impossible for me to have broadband internet? Do you remember when I signed up for WinFire free dsl, and the company went out of business a week after I had it setup? Then I had to call my bank and block them from charging my account. Then the 5 different attempts to have dsl setup through earthlink after that, each of which wasn't possible at the time. And now it is possible but I'm still waiting. Yes, still patiently waiting. Is this miracle ever going to happen? Or am I just destined to remain on 56K for the rest of my life.
Thanks for listening,
-Still without DSL

Dear Diary,

Here it is another day, another tedious post.

Eternally tedious,

Lycia

Dear coloring book,

First for the record I don't have cooties, they are crabs and I got them from some ship following wentch when I was in the navy. She was cleaning me gunners daughter and I guess she had just gotten back from red lobsters because soon I was covered with the cute little critters.

me

Dear Mrs. Elbatcho-to-be,

Yeah, go ahead and get that test before the big day, honey.

Your friend,
Renée

[quote]Originally posted by Renée:
<strong>Dear Mrs. Elbatcho-to-be,

Yeah, go ahead and get that test before the big day, honey.

Your friend,
Renée</strong><hr></blockquote>Dear Renée AKA Mrs. Elbatcho-to-be

you can run but can't hide, and my pet crabs are fun and to be treated as children not as pets.