Senior managers that try to act like they understand today's technology by telling you exactly how to do your job when they really don't have a ******* clue.
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Senior managers that try to act like they understand today's technology by telling you exactly how to do your job when they really don't have a ******* clue.
Clandtech, you have my sympathy; for what it's worth as I'm just a faceless poster. But I do care nonetheless. This is one of those events that DOES slap a good dose of reality in you face and makes you the disdain the trivial.
Back on topic now, 2 things REALLY rattle my cage.
1. "Nothing works anymore" as a description of a computer problem. Some people couldn't be bothered to actually explain the problem or read off the error message on their screen.
2. Bass turds who insist on passing you from the right lane when the light turns green and the falling back into my lane - causing me to slam on the brakes. (BTW, there are some instances where this is illegal in my area).
Both problems seem to involve inconsiderate attitudes toward your fellow man. Hummmm.
I never get pi**ed off, Well almost never!
But:
1. Flamers!
2. Script Kiddys!
3. Phoney wanabees!
4. NutScrape!
5. AOHell!
6. Insane Monkey!!
7. My Daughter who took my laptop
While I was not at home, Used MY
Computer, Sent 5 emails, used MY
Scanner, Then left for the Island
(Catalina) and drank the Last of
the Coffee, Not bothering to make
a fresh pot!!!! :mad: :mad:
The Coffee being empty really pisses me off the Most! :mad: :mad: :mad:
I knew this would happen... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Jimmr:
6. Insane Monkey!!
Cland, we're with ya bud.
On topic:
No sooner than I posted that I hate people who run red lights but this happened--
Had to go deliver a system. Got to the end of my block--I'm the second car at a red light...out of nowhere, someone from behind comes racing by (in the oncoming traffic lane), makes a left-turn from the wrong lane against the red light and keeps on going without slowing down at all, and this is a pretty busy intersection!!!!!! It absolutely amazes me that HE didn't kill someone!!!!!! WHAT THE HE!! ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
That's half the problem they don't think, we have construction here, it's been going on for months, the road merges, it been doing it for months. Everyday its the same people doing the same thing cut off everyone just to get in front. Don't even get me started on easypass. All I can say is I have one, we have had it PA for a year now and we still get people pulling into the easypass lane and trying to get a ticket for the turn pike. People, can't live with them, can't find a cave deep enough.Quote:
Originally posted by Sowulo:
No sooner than I posted that I hate people who run red lights but this happened--
Had to go deliver a system. Got to the end of my block--I'm the second car at a red light...out of nowhere, someone from behind comes racing by (in the oncoming traffic lane), makes a left-turn from the wrong lane against the red light and keeps on going without slowing down at all, and this is a pretty busy intersection!!!!!! It absolutely amazes me that HE didn't kill someone!!!!!! WHAT THE HE!! ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
We've been trying to help you along, but you have been insisting on the hard way. Insane Monkey, I try not to ask for members to be banned, or edit their posts, or close their topics, but people force me to by their actions. If you straighten up, and start behaving, then your past will eventually disappear. You were allowed back here on probation, which means don't screw up. I am a very good guy, but I have asked a few things of you in private, which I will not repeat in public. Please try to work on them. We're all here to help each other. Please try to remember that, if you remmember anything I've told you. You may know lots about some things, but there are lessons still to be learned, even after you leave school, there are many lessons. In Life, you never stop learning. That's a lesson I learned when i first got into the IT field. And, contrary to what you or anyone thinks/tries to tell you, I don't single out members.
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Originally posted by Insane Monkey:
I knew this would happen... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Well, all this with Insane Monkey teaches me a lesson.
Fine!!
I'll tear down the shrine of evil I was building in Cobra's image.
And I'll uninstall all those Java Applet programs I put on my comp to be more like JVAguy.
And there's NO WAY I'm running around with a toga on like Sowulo or a Sherrif's costume like Q, especially late at night when I want to go to 7/11.
Sure I like my monkey costume with the tshirt on but how am I gonna wear that when I could possibly look like Elbatcho?!?! ( man....I'm gonna miss that one.)
OHhhhh great!! there goes my porn career. Thanks Darren!!! ( well it was a nice dream anyways, until I get to the audition and take off my clothes and then there's the incessant laughing ....laughing .....LAUGHING....errrr sorry about that)
uhmmm what was this post about again???
OOhhh yea...my exwife
:D
F**KED UP HEALTH CARE OR LACK THEREOF! With all my problems nothing works in Queensland, Australia. I am due for another trip to the funny farm.
Schreaching brakes! Why cant people change their break pads after they were out? Do they like the migrane inducing sound, or do they just like to piss others off?
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Originally posted by RoccoSiffredi:
I don't need to say what pisses me off :D
I agree!
Ok, well one thing. Drivers in Minneapolis MN. I think with an Ex wrestler as governor they threw out traffic laws.
[Edited]
Customers who load sh*tty software....and then blame me.... :mad:
I'm a really nice guy, but it's the little things....
- People who ask me for advice and then ignore me and do it anyway.
- Drivers who think they own the road, turn without signalling, pull over where and when ever they feel like it.
- People who won't accept help or advice, even when they are doing a job wrong and you sit there itching to yell out.
If I have missed anyone out please let me know.
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Originally posted by PuterGeekGirl:
Stupid (l)users that you KNOW are messing with $hit, since they are the ONLY few that KEEP sending in repeated trouble tickets...out of approx 250 users, 80% of my trouble tickets are the same few... :(
Then what PI$$ES me off :mad: even more is when they act like I did something to break the damn thing... :mad:
To those people I just agree and say...your right...I stayed late last nite JUST to break their machine and ONLY their machine.... :eek:
WHEW...I feel better...can ya tell what kind of day I'm having!! :D
WOW !
Chill Girl!
You'll have a heart attack with all that stress!
No (L)user, however pathetic and idiotic, is worth the stress...
Count to 10.
if that aint enough count to 100.
:confused: :p :)
ALL drivers need to chill and do the Advanced Driving Test. It should be compulsory.Quote:
Originally posted by Chosen One:
I have to aggree with you whole heartedly on that one Elbatcho. It's been hapening a lot around here with all the road construction going on this time of year, and it really pisses me off. I try not to let them in when I'm at the front in the good lane right where the other lane merges, they come flying up in the dead lane and try to get in, I inch forward so they can't. That usually makes me feel better. What gives them the right to do that when everyone else waits in line. Usually it's the yuppys in their sport uts that think they will get let in because they're bigger than everyone else. Get that friggin gas guzzeler out of the way and into the gas station before you run out in the next mile you twit!
Sorry, rant over.
P.S. Not everyone that drives sport utilities are yuppies, just the majority around here. :D No flames Please. :mad: :D
In the UK we got the I.A.M. http://www.iam.org.uk/
Because i do 25,000 pa i took my test; it made me a better driver and more able to deal with dick heads that dont give a f***
IMHO :)
Everything pisses me off
No offence intended, but I'D CALL YOUR SHRINK!Quote:
Originally posted by The Boogie Man:
What's the big deal with this monkey guy? I've seen some of his posts...doesn't seem too bad to me. If you guys hate him so much, wait until you see how annoying I can get! LOL
What pisse$ me off are clowns. Clowns absolutely scare the living hell out of me. I don't know what it is. I feel like they're going to come and eat me or something (GAHHAA@#$AA$%AAAAAAAAAHHH@#). Oh, well, maybe it's just me. :cool:
:confused: :p :)
People who refuse to listen to repeated warnings and still screw up there computer and then say they didn't touch it.
AOL
A really hot chick with tiny boobs. :D
intolerant people, and people who take themselves too seriously
InsaneMonkey u wanna know what pisses me off the most?? YOU!Quote:
Originally posted by Insane Monkey:
Can be ANYTHING...hardware, software, people, heck it doesn't even have to relate to computers.
Going on tech boards (due to my commitment that I'd help more people) will be back in a few mins to check on this post.
I hate bigots. I can't stand them, they are all alike. All they do is Whine whine whine. And bitch about things they can't change.I wish the bigots would move to another planet or shut-up. I really hate them ALL because they judge groups of people as a whole whit no infomration about them, that pisses me off, are they all that stupid?!. All they believe is what they are told, thats what I heard.They make stupid blanket statements about ALL people that think a certain thing, whoever says that kind of crap obviously can't think for themselves, as my dad told me. then they denounce people for thinking a certain way; people that do that are all morons if don't all belive everyone has the right to think whatever they want.
Waitaminute!!
Does believing all this make me...a bigot? Hmmmmm....Is that....EVIL..? *mmmha-bwaa-hahaha!*
**I hope someone notices the sarcasm.**
"I may disagree with what you say, but I WILL DEFEND TO THE DEATH YOUR RIGHT TO SAY IT." unless its uncomfortable or not politically popular or puts me out, or I'm called on to stand up for it.
-Voltaire 2000
MIMES!!!! Is there anyone out here who likes MIMES??? MY GOD!! I think I cold actually beat one up and not feel any remorse.
DIE YOU MIMES!! DIE!! SUFFOCATE IN YOUR BOX!!!! WALK BACKWARDS OFF A CLIFF!! JUST DIE!!!!
Uhm...I don't like mimes or clowns.
...oh, and over cooked steak, I hate that, and grey squirrels, yeah, grey squirrels and when I can't find a matching pair of socks early in the morning before I'm totally awake. :p
Kathy Lee, what's the deal with this woman, she can't go five min's with out saying something about her Codi, I wish she would just drop of the face of the planet or seek life elsewhere. She drives me nuts ic an't stand her, why dooes she still go one living.
Two things piss me off Retard customers who either think they know more than you so they think they should tell you how to fix it or the morons who lie to you about what they did to it saying it just happened when later you find out they just listened to the jerkey boys cd and typed in deltree /a/s because they wanted to know what happened. Thats the sign of true brain dead.
Bosses that don't do any work but promise they wil be there or actually plan and make you wait and then " out of the blue" something comes up and they can't make it oh like we didn't know you have no balls to tell your wife no.
ppl that change there name every time the make a new post
Just remember...a mime is a terrible thing to wasteQuote:
Originally posted by Lycia:
MIMES!!!! Is there anyone out here who likes MIMES??? MY GOD!! I think I cold actually beat one up and not feel any remorse.
DIE YOU MIMES!! DIE!! SUFFOCATE IN YOUR BOX!!!! WALK BACKWARDS OFF A CLIFF!! JUST DIE!!!!
Uhm...I don't like mimes or clowns.
A Mime is a terrible thing to taste.Quote:
Originally posted by Budster64:
Just remember...a mime is a terrible thing to waste
LMAOQuote:
Originally posted by Lycia:
A Mime is a terrible thing to taste.
and may I add......EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
People that answer to me that the solution I just give them is not good and that we should try something else. F$$K If you know thw solution why the he$$ do you call me.
A Corporate wide e-mail, written in all caps, asking for help. Not even a minute after receiving the e-mail the user has gone on vacation, lunch, home or something more "important" than what the e-mail pertains too. I don't give a darn if the user makes twice as much as I do, their salary figure does not mean that they can be that much of a ________! (fit your favorite metaphor in the blank.)
I gotta agree. They both freak me out. Especially clowns. I think something must have happened to me when I has little.Quote:
Originally posted by Lycia:
MIMES!!!! Is there anyone out here who likes MIMES??? MY GOD!! I think I cold actually beat one up and not feel any remorse.
DIE YOU MIMES!! DIE!! SUFFOCATE IN YOUR BOX!!!! WALK BACKWARDS OFF A CLIFF!! JUST DIE!!!!
Uhm...I don't like mimes or clowns.
People who walk into a doorway (store, restaurant,etc.) and then just stop. Man that grinds me.
PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS.
People who walk down an aisle way on the left side (unless you're in England), bet they drive that way too.
People who keep rambling on after you've left the room. Then ask you what you think of their question/opinion/staement.
People who pull out in front of you when you're doing 55, and then do 35, and there was noone behind you.
Idiots, (not your garden variety idiots, I can cope with them, but that *special* kind of idiot.. you know what I mean..)
AOL.
AIM.
MS Proxy.
I have a new thing that pisses me off the most... The space bar on my keyboard is barely working right now (been going bad for days.) So I popped off the space key, and now I have to press this dumb button underneath where the key used to be to get a space to work. Even this is really SUCKING!!! AAAAGGG,.. igiveup,...i'mjustnotgoingtousethespacekeyanymore, ...damnthispissesmeoff!!!
btw...cleaning_it_doesn't_seem_to_be_working_and_I _guess_it's_just_time_for_a_new_keyboard....
Garden Gnomes and books about Gnomes, I just want to smash them. I too am deathly scared of clowns. I hate them although I don't go home if I see one. I have a flight or fly reaction and normal stand still, want to run, want to beat them and do nothing. I can't say why I hate them I just do. I can't ever go to the circus because I would probably die from over shock.
Your not alone Elbatcho....many, many people get freaked by clowns (one of the topics I did some reading on in Psych. Grad School). I, for one, just never got it. I've never seen them as funny and would just a soon not see them again. They're boring. When my kids were young, they never seemed entertained by them either. I must admit though that I did like Red Skelton when I was young but he was the exception....Quote:
Originally posted by ElBatcho:
Garden Gnomes and books about Gnomes, I just want to smash them. I too am deathly scared of clowns. I hate them although I don't go home if I see one. I have a flight or fly reaction and normal stand still, want to run, want to beat them and do nothing. I can't say why I hate them I just do. I can't ever go to the circus because I would probably die from over shock.
My brother has the same phobia and we are going to the state fair on friday so we will be surronded by clowns and carnies. I don't know how my fiance will be able to get us around.Quote:
Originally posted by Sowulo:
Your not alone Elbatcho....many, many people get freaked by clowns (one of the topics I did some reading on in Psych. Grad School). I, for one, just never got it. I've never seen them as funny and would just a soon not see them again. They're boring. When my kids were young, they never seemed entertained by them either. I must admit though that I did like Red Skelton when I was young but he was the exception....
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