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December 17th, 2003, 11:40 AM
Camaro80z

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleetus

Not my fault you like dressing up like women while watching sports then stripping down locally, ain't smear, just clearing up the playing field. The cleetus is above smearing unlike you sick, sick individuals.

There ain't anybody here dressing up like a woman (unless they are one). As to the stripping, that is only being done by beautiful ladies. I would only scare away folks by doing it myself.

Do not slander me due to you envy and jealousy. It is not my fault that I am better than you, and that more people like me. It is not my fault the ladies love me and leave you alone. It is not my fault that your family tree does not branch, and it is not my fault you are secretly in love with Inferno. I will stand for this no longer and I demand REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!! :flame:

GO SPORTS PARTY!!!!!!
December 17th, 2003, 11:45 AM
TripleRLtd

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMARO80Z

There ain't nobody here dressing up like a woman (unless they are one). As to the stripping, that is only being done by beautiful ladies. Do not slander me due to you envy and jealousy. It is not my fault that your family tree does not branch, and it is not my fault you are secretly in love with Inferno. I will stand for this no longer and I demand REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!! :flame:

And he has THE SPORTS PARTY backing him up!
So far we have Major Kong, Ya_know, TripleRLtd, and Camaro80Z.
Titchki, and Gazzak have yet to announce.
Diver01 has switched but we want him back.
Major and I would like Mayet, but she has yet to declare.
We are growing and we should be feared.https://forums.windrivers.com/
December 17th, 2003, 11:46 AM
Major Kong

I married a moonshiner's daughter and she made me liquor. :D

Actually the Chewbacca issue is moot he died in 1999 >>> Chewy offed :(

Chewbacca was 225 at the time of his death. He is survived by wife (Malla), son (Lumpy), and father (Itchy).
December 17th, 2003, 12:04 PM
Diver01

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleRLtd

And he has THE SPORTS PARTY backing him up!
So far we have Major Kong, Ya_know, TripleRLtd, and Camaro80Z.
Titchki, and Gazzak have yet to announce.
Diver01 has switched but we want him back.
Major and I would like Mayet, but she has yet to declare.
We are growing and we should be feared.https://forums.windrivers.com/

Well the Mod_King has not made an appearance in a while so as long as I don't have to put on a dress I would be more than happy to be apart of the SPORTS PARTY
December 17th, 2003, 12:11 PM
nunob

I'm an independent! Although with some creative lobbying you guys might be able to swing my vote one way or the other. ;) :drink:
December 17th, 2003, 12:12 PM
Ya_know

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleRLtd

And he has THE SPORTS PARTY backing him up!
So far we have Major Kong, Ya_know, TripleRLtd, and Camaro80Z.
Titchki, and Gazzak have yet to announce.
Diver01 has switched but we want him back.
Major and I would like Mayet, but she has yet to declare.
We are growing and we should be feared.https://forums.windrivers.com/

How did you get me in your party...osmosis? I never declared a partisanship with any party yet...
December 17th, 2003, 12:28 PM
Escape_Driver

Hard Liquor … What is your favorite…? And where do you stand in the tequila issue… With or without the worm???
December 17th, 2003, 12:34 PM
TripleRLtd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ya_know

Can I be in charge...?

Post number 18 Ya_k.
Butt, if you want to be like that...we don't need ya.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/02/1.gif
THE SPORTS PARTY is the future.
Paraflyer has yet to check in either.
THE SPORTS PARTY RULES.
Numob: sports, both indoor and outdoor.
Dancers with REAL boobies.https://forums.windrivers.com/
Whatever kind of beer you fancy.
Racing and rockin.
https://forums.windrivers.com/
A real party!!!https://forums.windrivers.com/
Need more?
December 17th, 2003, 12:34 PM
drewmaztech

Whomever the rounds of beer for the night has my vote!https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif

I see the Chewbacca issue. But what about the Ewoks? You need to appease the Ewok issue to get the woman vote.
December 17th, 2003, 12:36 PM
nunob

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleRLtd

Post number 18 Ya_k.
Butt, if you want to be like that...we don't need ya.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/02/1.gif
THE SPORTS PARTY is the future.
Paraflyer has yet to check in either.
THE SPORTS PARTY RULES.
Numob: sports, both indoor and outdoor.
Dancers with REAL boobies.https://forums.windrivers.com/
Whatever kind of beer you fancy.
Racing and rockin.
https://forums.windrivers.com/
A real party!!!https://forums.windrivers.com/
Need more?

Nuff Said! :wave: Put me in coach!!!!!!!
December 17th, 2003, 12:39 PM
TripleRLtd

Quote:

Originally Posted by nunob

Nuff Said! :wave: Put me in coach!!!!!!!

One I-DA-HO'an down, and one to go.
Doc, check in.
We could rule the world.
THE SPORTS PARTY!!!!
December 17th, 2003, 12:40 PM
Camaro80z

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewmaztech

Whomever the rounds of beer for the night has my vote!https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif

I see the Chewbacca issue. But what about the Ewoks? You need to appease the Ewok issue to get the woman vote.

We will have a kegger when we are elected into office. We will have a free beer day! We will have the Budweiser and Miller cars at the track, with all of their beer trucks. :drink:

As to the Ewoks, I was just on the phone with thier rep. He has assured me that they are completly behind us. They will go as far as going door to door for cuddle time in order to get our message out there!!!!!
December 17th, 2003, 12:51 PM
Cleetus

Let's see, I already stated several days ago that I would have beer, so you are stealing from my platform. I am the one who defended the honor of hookers, prostitutes, and dancers, so once again you are taking from my platform. And as far as jealous of drag racing, bah, anyone can drive in a straight line.
December 17th, 2003, 12:57 PM
DocPC

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleRLtd

One I-DA-HO'an down, and one to go.
Doc, check in.
We could rule the world.
THE SPORTS PARTY!!!!

Hi there

What has been forgotten here is that I already won. The votes given to Ya_know were his intellectual property which he then transferred to me.

I will accept any and all applications for VP, Secretary of State, etc. regardless of party affiliation at the present time. We can fight the crab people, drink beer/hard liquor, party with hookers at football games, and give pygmies a bath.....

*lol*
December 17th, 2003, 01:01 PM
Cobra X

Hi there

the "sports party" seems to basically be the WinDrivers "b-team", ie second & third stringers. No cool pro bowlers like me. *lol*

Cobra
December 17th, 2003, 01:07 PM
meatwad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cobra X

Hi there

the "sports party" seems to basically be the WinDrivers "b-team", ie second & third stringers. No cool pro bowlers like me. *lol*

Cobra

Your administration will have bowling!?! Now I have to rethink things. Tell me more.
December 17th, 2003, 01:11 PM
Major Kong

In order to cover all bases possible, I would like to apply for the position of Big Cheese in charge of da boobies and beer in the DocPC regime. If that position does not exist then the Secretary of Interns & Cigars will do nicely.
December 17th, 2003, 01:14 PM
TripleRLtd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cobra X

Hi there

the "sports party" seems to basically be the WinDrivers "b-team", ie second & third stringers. No cool pro bowlers like me. *lol*

Cobra

Hi there.
*lol*
Starting to worry about THE SPORTS PARTY now, huh?
You should worry.
We are the proud and the many.
A true League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
We have nothing but A team members.
You do have the vac, and that worries me.
But, I heard you signed up Julie On.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
You should be worried.
December 17th, 2003, 01:18 PM
TripleRLtd

Quote:

Originally Posted by DocPC

Hi there

What has been forgotten here is that I already won. The votes given to Ya_know were his intellectual property which he then transferred to me.

I will accept any and all applications for VP, Secretary of State, etc. regardless of party affiliation at the present time. We can fight the crab people, drink beer/hard liquor, party with hookers at football games, and give pygmies a bath.....

*lol*

That is why that election was overturned by the Coucil of Elders.
It was a farce.
The Revote thread is where the issue will be decided.
So far 10-8 in favor of a new election.

PS
Don't jump ship now Major.
We are trying to enlist teh Doc in THE SPORTS PARTY where he may be our leader.
That is to be decided at a later time.
Remember, the party caucus is being held at Camaro's dragstrip.
Beer and bOObies and sports.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif
December 17th, 2003, 01:19 PM
DocPC

Quote:

Originally Posted by Major Kong

In order to cover all bases possible, I would like to apply for the position of Big Cheese in charge of da boobies and beer in the DocPC regime. If that position does not exist then the Secretary of Interns & Cigars will do nicely.

To the gentleman from Alaska: Your application is duly noted sir!
December 17th, 2003, 01:22 PM
Cobra X

Quote:

Originally Posted by meatwad

Your administration will have bowling!?! Now I have to rethink things. Tell me more.

Yep and nachos too most likely.

Doc, if things don't work out, I'd be happy to be your secretary of defense. SOMEONE'S got to stop the crab people.
December 17th, 2003, 01:22 PM
Cleetus

Isn't funny how everybody else has to team up, or share/give over their votes, just for a chance to stand next to the greatness that is the Cleetus, who by the way is doing it all on his own greatneess.
December 17th, 2003, 01:33 PM
TripleRLtd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleetus

Isn't funny how everybody else has to team up, or share/give over their votes, just for a chance to stand next to the greatness that is the Cleetus, who by the way is doing it all on his own greatneess.

From the revote thread, which you in fact started:

Quote:

If we are going to have a vote and do it right, we need to have different parties, then have a primary runoff for each. Then the winners from each party will run for president, and Vice is appointed by the winner. You guys haven't been in this country for very long, have you.

We need to first decide on parties, and what standard platforms they will address. Then each of us can pick the party that we want to be a member of…

Cobra X has NooNoo as his mate.
THE SPORTS PARTY has an entire League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
You just want to be a king or dictator.
December 17th, 2003, 01:37 PM
Cleetus

Divide and conquer my friend.
December 17th, 2003, 01:49 PM
Cobra X

Okay, I didn't want to do this, as it's unfair, and it's really bringing out the "big guns". But if I'm elected we'll have a pizza party.

Thank you!
December 17th, 2003, 01:54 PM
DocPC

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cobra X

Yep and nachos too most likely.

Doc, if things don't work out, I'd be happy to be your secretary of defense. SOMEONE'S got to stop the crab people.

Application noted.... :thumbs:
December 17th, 2003, 02:19 PM
meatwad

Meatwad Jones, Windrivers Daily Post.
Is there reason to believe that the Crabpeople may use biological or chemical weapons in the attack?
December 17th, 2003, 02:21 PM
Cobra X

Quote:

Originally Posted by meatwad

Meatwad Jones, Windrivers Daily Post.
Is there reason to believe that the Crabpeople may use biological or chemical weapons in the attack?

Quite possibly. You must keep in mind, the crab people have been living under the earth's crust for thousands of years, and in that time have built up a civilization that rivals our own technologically speaking...
December 17th, 2003, 02:22 PM
paraflyer

No, but then again, I am standing by just in case.

The Paraplane's been loaded with a fresh batch of Napalm cansiters, and the twin 30-cal Enfields are ready for action....
December 17th, 2003, 02:23 PM
Cobra X

LOL! You fools! Crab people can't be beat with conventional weapons. :rolleyes:
December 17th, 2003, 02:26 PM
paraflyer

...and for those "special situations", I also have the prototype Tron 2.0 LOL longrange sniping rifle ready with a full load of carapace-penetrating incendiary rounds, just waiting to cook the Krabs from the inside out...
December 17th, 2003, 02:29 PM
TripleRLtd

Quote:

Originally Posted by paraflyer

No, but then again, I am standing by just in case.

The Paraplane's been loaded with a fresh batch of Napalm cansiters, and the twin 30-cal Enfields are ready for action....

We need ya paraflyer!!!!

THE SPORTS PARTY is the future.
Paraflyer has yet to check in either.
THE SPORTS PARTY RULES.
Numob: sports, both indoor and outdoor.
Dancers with REAL boobies.https://forums.windrivers.com/
Whatever kind of beer you fancy.
Racing and rockin.
http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/rockon.gif
A real party!!!https://forums.windrivers.com/
Need more?
December 17th, 2003, 02:33 PM
meatwad

Now some reports have stated that the crab people have abducted several humans. The stories say that the torture methods include eating the humans legs with butter and a side of onion rings. Can you confirm these reports?
December 17th, 2003, 02:41 PM
Cleetus

All above parties are friends with and have within their ranks.....CANADIANS. The crab war and persecution of boobies that may not be real are all Canadian concerns!!!!
December 17th, 2003, 02:44 PM
Budd

cleetus, if you throw in a few kegs of coors light you can count on the support of me and my army of loyal boobie showing prostitutes
December 17th, 2003, 02:46 PM
Camaro80z

Quote:

Originally Posted by Budd

cleetus, if you throw in a few kegs of coors light you can count on the support of me and my army of loyal boobie showing prostitutes

The sports party will give you 3 beer trucks of whatever brand of beer you want, and good positions for your army of ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 17th, 2003, 02:47 PM
Camaro80z

I forgot, we will also get you the twins from the Coors light commercial!
December 17th, 2003, 02:49 PM
TripleRLtd

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMARO80Z

The sports party will give you 3 beer trucks of whatever brand of beer you want, and good positions for your army of ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes indeedy.
And we love Canadians...right guys?
THE SPORTS PARTY RULES.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
December 17th, 2003, 02:50 PM
Cobra X

Quote:

Originally Posted by meatwad

Now some reports have stated that the crab people have abducted several humans. The stories say that the torture methods include eating the humans legs with butter and a side of onion rings. Can you confirm these reports?

This is true. Which is why the other candidates are all being grossly irresponsible & negligent by ignoring the crab people threat.

And no, sniper rifles don't work either.
December 17th, 2003, 02:50 PM
Diver01

and Hotwings!! Well have plenty of HotWings!

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