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I know the witnesses piss me off showing up early in the morning on a weekend (Up before 10AM on Sunday morn NEVER) they came to my door 5 weeks in a row... So on the sixth week I put a bottle of ketchup by the front door... When they came knocking I covered my hands in Ketchup and nicely asked if they could come back after I finish sacrificing the cat.... They never bothered me again... But I did get a visit from the humane society...
P.S No Cats where harmed during this incident...
That's a great story... :thumbs2:
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Originally Posted by Ya_know
My mother is a little more militant with them.. her favorite is to ask them to leave and then turn the hose on them...
Thats not militant thats good policy :D
A friend of mine (large, overweight guy) likes to tell about the time he answered the door in black Speedos with a white, inverted pentacle on the front of them one fine Sunday morning...
Apparently Witnesses haven't bothered him since... :devil:
I thought a paint ball gun would be effective as well