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June 10th, 2004, 03:12 PM
Cleetus

I would have taken a big sledge hammer to his body, his wifes body, his childrens bodies etc....
June 10th, 2004, 03:12 PM
Escape_Driver

No in spring the clay sucks up the nails and they come to the surface slowly over years...
June 10th, 2004, 03:14 PM
meatwad

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Originally Posted by jitBob

You should have repeated with 50lbs in the summer when the ground was hard!

I would have invited the guy over for BBQ and fed him the dog. :devil:
June 10th, 2004, 03:15 PM
DocPC

Neighbor across the street mows my lawn in a bikini in the summer (niiiiiiice), another neighbor is a Tidymans grocery store. The other ones are a nurse that just divorced her husband, got some younger guy to live her and mistreat her kids. He is about to get an @sswhoopin'. The kids always want to come to my house to play with my dogs.
June 10th, 2004, 03:18 PM
Stalemate

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Originally Posted by Escape_Driver

I had a neighbor kill my Dog.. He was upset the a 6 pound Jack Russel was on his 250 Acres.... So he put rat poison in ground beef at fed it to my dog...

I left 20 pounds of dry wall nails all over his 2 mile gravel driveway in spring... Just to say thanks

No, you should have sued him for setting an illegal trap. :mad:

Endangered species - heck - kids could have gotten into that. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/02/1.gif
June 10th, 2004, 03:18 PM
jitBob

Quote:

Originally Posted by DocPC

Neighbor across the street mows my lawn in a bikini in the summer (niiiiiiice), another neighbor is a Tidymans grocery store. The other ones are a nurse that just divorced her husband, got some younger guy to live her and mistreat her kids. He is about to get an @sswhoopin'. The kids always want to come to my house to play with my dogs.

So, what does this bikini clad neighbor charge? https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
June 10th, 2004, 03:25 PM
DocPC

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Originally Posted by jitBob

So, what does this bikini clad neighbor charge? https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

I have 2 large lawns. I give 20 bucks for both. We have other business dealings pertaining to some websites as well...... :devil:
June 10th, 2004, 03:26 PM
Escape_Driver

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Originally Posted by a d e p t

No, you should have sued him for setting an illegal trap. :mad:

Endangered species - heck - kids could have gotten into that. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/02/1.gif

Other than him telling me he did it how do I prove he did it ???
June 10th, 2004, 03:27 PM
Stalemate

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Originally Posted by DocPC

I have 2 large lawns. I give 20 bucks for both. We have other business dealings pertaining to some websites as well...... :devil:

She can do HTML too?! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
June 10th, 2004, 03:28 PM
Stalemate

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Originally Posted by Escape_Driver

Other than him telling me he did it how do I prove he did it ???

Good point. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

How did you find out?
June 10th, 2004, 03:31 PM
DocPC

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Originally Posted by a d e p t

She can do HTML too?! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

Nope, she can barely turn a computer on..... :p
June 10th, 2004, 03:32 PM
jitBob

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Originally Posted by DocPC

Nope, she can barely turn a computer on..... :p

What kind of websites are these? Work friendly? https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
June 10th, 2004, 03:33 PM
NooNoo

Doc don't sound like she needs to know how to turn a computer on....just a computer tech.....
June 10th, 2004, 03:34 PM
Stalemate

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Originally Posted by DocPC

Nope, bare she can turn on..... :p

I rearranged those words for you.

You had mixed them up.
June 10th, 2004, 03:34 PM
meatwad

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Originally Posted by DocPC

...The other ones are a nurse that just divorced her husband, got some younger guy to live her and mistreat her kids. He is about to get an @sswhoopin'...

Coming this summer, Deadly Prescription. This doctor makes housecalls. Rated R.
June 10th, 2004, 03:34 PM
DocPC

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Originally Posted by jitBob

What kind of websites are these? Work friendly? https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

Nope.....I would have to be home to see where I sold the last set. :)
June 10th, 2004, 03:34 PM
DocPC

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Originally Posted by meatwad

Coming this summer, Deadly Prescription. This doctor makes housecalls. Rated R.

:grin:
June 10th, 2004, 03:36 PM
DocPC

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Originally Posted by NooNoo

Doc don't sound like she needs to know how to turn a computer on....just a computer tech.....

Oh we tech along very well....just hope her retard of a husband don't find out.

Nah, never happen. He's too damned stupid and stoned all the time.
June 10th, 2004, 03:36 PM
DocPC

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Originally Posted by a d e p t

I rearranged thoswe words for you.

:devil:
June 10th, 2004, 03:40 PM
NooNoo

so doc 4 in a row... Adept would be proud... wotpp gets to us all in the end.
June 10th, 2004, 03:41 PM
DocPC

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Originally Posted by NooNoo

so doc 4 in a row... Adept would be proud... wotpp gets to us all in the end.

Just making sure I reply to everyone. :thumbs:
June 10th, 2004, 03:44 PM
jitBob

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Originally Posted by DocPC

Just making sure I reply to everyone. :thumbs:

I, for one, appreciate the curtisy! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif

WOTPP
June 10th, 2004, 03:46 PM
DocPC

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Originally Posted by jitBob

I, for one, appreciate the curtisy! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif

WOTPP

You are quite welcome! :thumbs2:
June 10th, 2004, 03:47 PM
NooNoo

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Originally Posted by DocPC

Just making sure I reply to everyone. :thumbs:

Aaah manners never cost anything, but the rewards are great. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
June 10th, 2004, 03:48 PM
DocPC

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Originally Posted by NooNoo

Aaah manners never cost anything, but the rewards are great. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

:kiss: :heart:
June 10th, 2004, 04:03 PM
Escape_Driver

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Originally Posted by a d e p t

Good point. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

How did you find out?

He told me !!! Said he would kill my other dog if he saw it on his land... The guy was a real a$$ hole we put up a electric fence for the dogs so they wouldn't leave our property... He comes up to the house and starts screaming that we built on his land and he was calling the cops and the building inspectors. The wire we had to put down for the boundry was on one side of a tree... He said that the tree was 6 inchs on his land and we have to move the wire and remove the nails. We did just to shut him up
June 10th, 2004, 04:16 PM
jitBob

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Originally Posted by Escape_Driver

He told me !!! Said he would kill my other dog if he saw it on his land... The guy was a real a$$ hole we put up a electric fence for the dogs so they wouldn't leave our property... He comes up to the house and starts screaming that we built on his land and he was calling the cops and the building inspectors. The wire we had to put down for the boundry was on one side of a tree... He said that the tree was 6 inchs on his land and we has to move the wire and remove the nails.

Let me get this straight. He has 250 acres and he is worried about a wire that goes 6 inches onto his property to go around a tree to keep the dog off his property which was his complaint in the first place? How close was his house to yours? What is so important on his property?
June 10th, 2004, 04:21 PM
Escape_Driver

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Originally Posted by jitBob

Let me get this straight. He has 250 acres and he is worried about a wire that goes 6 inches onto his property to go around a tree to keep the dog off his property which was his complaint in the first place? How close was his house to yours? What is so important on his property?

His house was over a mile away.. And he was nuts
June 10th, 2004, 04:29 PM
silencio

Quote:

Originally Posted by Escape_Driver

He told me !!! Said he would kill my other dog if he saw it on his land... The guy was a real a$$ hole we put up a electric fence for the dogs so they wouldn't leave our property... He comes up to the house and starts screaming that we built on his land and he was calling the cops and the building inspectors. The wire we had to put down for the boundry was on one side of a tree... He said that the tree was 6 inchs on his land and we have to move the wire and remove the nails. We did just to shut him up

No way. I would have told him **** you, go ahead and call the cops. Killing a dog is a crime in many places.
June 10th, 2004, 04:30 PM
Stalemate

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Originally Posted by silencio

No way. I would have told him **** you, go ahead and call the cops. Killing a dog is a crime in many places.

It is in Canada.

Did anyone else hear the "conversation" where he threatens to do in your dog?
June 10th, 2004, 04:53 PM
jitBob

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Originally Posted by silencio

No way. I would have told him **** you, go ahead and call the cops. Killing a dog is a crime in many places.

Uzi time there Silencio? https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
June 10th, 2004, 05:48 PM
Escape_Driver

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Originally Posted by a d e p t

It is in Canada.

Did anyone else hear the "conversation" where he threatens to do in your dog?

Nope ...
June 10th, 2004, 06:19 PM
jstut

Are they staring at you or the wife?

This could be interesting.
June 11th, 2004, 08:22 AM
meatwad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Escape_Driver

He told me !!! Said he would kill my other dog if he saw it on his land... The guy was a real a$$ hole we put up a electric fence for the dogs so they wouldn't leave our property... He comes up to the house and starts screaming that we built on his land and he was calling the cops and the building inspectors. The wire we had to put down for the boundry was on one side of a tree... He said that the tree was 6 inchs on his land and we have to move the wire and remove the nails. We did just to shut him up

Makes me think of the episode of the Sopranos where Tony buys the house on the ocean. He changes his mind and when the guy refuses to give him his money back, he parks his boat behind the guys house blaring Dean Martin. Before the cops can show up, he turns off the music and moves the boat.
June 11th, 2004, 08:56 AM
Escape_Driver

We moved the drive into work was way too long... I was spending $100 a week in gas in a neon..
June 11th, 2004, 09:01 AM
Tacklebox

Mail him a box of sh*t. It'll be worth the postage :devil:

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