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August 25th, 2004, 10:04 AM
corturbra

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Originally Posted by Pluto

I think we've lulled them into thinking we're not serious - let's invade NOW. Mount your space hopper and charrrrrrrrgeeeeeeeee ....

Space hopper mounted, charging now.... what shall we do with Microsoft when we get there?
August 25th, 2004, 10:05 AM
corturbra

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Originally Posted by Wayward Clam

We already have Minnesota, everybody knows it is the 51st province.

And sign me up for the invasion. We kicked Americashire's *** once before and we'll do it again. :thumbs:

Yeah! Canada rocks!
August 25th, 2004, 10:06 AM
corturbra

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Originally Posted by Khazad

i want hawaii and texas

Whilst admiring your need for land mass, you already have Japanese Car County (formerly Minnesota), you can't have Texas and Hawaii as well, you'll have to choose I'm afraid....
August 25th, 2004, 10:07 AM
Khazad

ya you gotta love it. They burned york, we torched the whitehouse.
August 25th, 2004, 10:08 AM
Camaro80z

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayward Clam

We already have Minnesota, everybody knows it is the 51st province.

And sign me up for the invasion. We kicked Americashire's *** once before and we'll do it again. :thumbs:

Ya have it backwards, ya french canadian freeeeakkkk! Canada wishes you were as good as Minnesota! We even gave ya hockey, and ya still have teh retarded!

You Kicking our ***, that is funny!

The only good thing to ever come out of Canada was Shania Twain and Pam Anderson, and they are never going back! :thumbs:
August 25th, 2004, 10:08 AM
jitBob

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Originally Posted by corturbra

Space hopper mounted, charging now.... what shall we do with Microsoft when we get there?

Why then come on up to Woodinville and say hello, or whatever the h3ll you Brits use for a greeting. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
August 25th, 2004, 10:09 AM
corturbra

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Originally Posted by jitBob

Why then come on up to Woodinville and say hello, or whatever the h3ll you Brits use for a greeting. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

Hello about covers it British Bob... :thumbs2:

I guess as well you'll have to learn the correct way to display a date in the dd/mm/yyyy style, which makes more sense lets face it....
August 25th, 2004, 10:18 AM
Camaro80z

Quote:

Originally Posted by corturbra

Hello about covers it British Bob... :thumbs2:

I guess as well you'll have to learn the correct way to display a date in the dd/mm/yyyy style, which makes more sense lets face it....

Sorry, it should be the same as the way you say it, which is month, then day, and then the year. Man, you limeys are wierd! :devil:
August 25th, 2004, 10:23 AM
Wayward Clam

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Originally Posted by Camaro80z

The only good thing to ever come out of Canada was Shania Twain and Pam Anderson, and they are never going back! :thumbs:

Yeah, but you had to take CELINE DION with both of them so there! :D
August 25th, 2004, 10:24 AM
corturbra

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Originally Posted by Wayward Clam

Yeah, but you had to take CELINE DION with both of them so there! :D

And Bryan Adams and Avril Lavigne, and that other bird.... errr Constant cravings woman....
August 25th, 2004, 10:25 AM
corturbra

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Originally Posted by Camaro80z

Sorry, it should be the same as the way you say it, which is month, then day, and then the year. Man, you limeys are wierd! :devil:

So you weirdos say August 24th instead of 24th August? Man we have our work cut out educating you lot... :thumbs2:
August 25th, 2004, 10:26 AM
Wayward Clam

"The War of 1812"
-Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie

Oh, come back, proud Canadians
To before you had TV,
No Nockey Night in Canada,
There was no CBC (Oh, my God!).
In 1812, Madison was mad,
He was the president, you know
Well, he thought he’d tell the British
Where they ought to go
He thought he’d invade Canada,
He thought that he was tough
Instead we went to Washington....
And burned down all his stuff!

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
And we’re the ones that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the president ran and cried.
It burned, burned, burned,
And things were very historical.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waah waah waahh!
In the War of 1812!

Now some hillbillies from Kentucky,
Dressed in green and red,
Left home to fight in Canada,
But they returned home dead
It’s the only war the Yankees lost, except for Vietnam
And also the Alamo... and the Bay of... ham.
The loser was America,
The winner was ourselves,
So join right in and gloat about the War of 1812

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
And we’re the one’s that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the president ran and cried.
It burned, burned, burned,
And things were very historical.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waah waah waahh!
In the War of 1812!

[next twelve lines sung to the tune of some American patriotic song]

In 1812, we were just sittin’ around,
Mindin’ our own business, puttin’ crops into the ground.
We heard the soldiers coming and we didn’t like that sound.
So we took a boat to Washington and burned it to the ground.

Oh... we... fired our guns, but the Yankees kept-a coming,
There wasn’t quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and the Yankees started running,
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico, oh, oh....
They ran through the snow and they ran through the forest,
They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn’t go.
They ran so fast, they forgot to take their culture,
Back to America, and Gulf and Texaco

So, if you go to Washington, its buildings clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches, and we’ll burn the White House twice!

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
But the Americans won’t admit it
It burned, burned, burned,
It burned and burned and burned
It burned, burned, burned,
Now, I bet that made them mad
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waah waah waahhhhh!
In the War of 1812!
August 25th, 2004, 10:27 AM
Camaro80z

You guys are giving more reasons why canada is the U.S.'s biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaach!!!!!! :p
August 25th, 2004, 10:30 AM
Camaro80z

Hey clam, you are going back to a war from almost 200 years ago, when the soldiers stood in a line and waited to be shot. Also, that was the British, not the canadians. Ya'll were not even a country yet. Come on, we would own you with the advances in technology. :flame: :flame: :flame:
August 25th, 2004, 10:31 AM
Titchski

When Operation Village Green goes live left me know and I'll rise up, I'm busy setting up the Red Lion Pub, I mean, Covert Operations Centre. The Ops Centre will be serving Beer and Cider along with Shepherds Pie and Bangers and Mash. There will be darts, pool and fruit machines for recreational purposes only. Large screen telly's will be showing our plan of attack, as well as all Premier League games :thumbs:
August 25th, 2004, 10:32 AM
Wayward Clam

Quote:

Originally Posted by Camaro80z

Hey clam, you are going back to a war from almost 200 years ago, when the soldiers stood in a line and waited to be shot. Also, that was the British, not the canadians. Ya'll were not even a country yet. Come on, we would own you with the advances in technology. :flame: :flame: :flame:

So what you're saying is, you had your asses kicked by a bunch of people that weren't even a whole country yet? :thumbs:
August 25th, 2004, 10:47 AM
corturbra

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Originally Posted by Titchski

When Operation Village Green goes live left me know and I'll rise up, I'm busy setting up the Red Lion Pub, I mean, Covert Operations Centre. The Ops Centre will be serving Beer and Cider along with Shepherds Pie and Bangers and Mash. There will be darts, pool and fruit machines for recreational purposes only. Large screen telly's will be showing our plan of attack, as well as all Premier League games :thumbs:

Nice one Titchski... keep them under suspense. At present Operation Village Green is set for go on 18th November 2004, thats 18/11/04, no way will they guess the date, they do it backwards... It's also the birthday of Mickey Mouse, so Operation Village Green will be preceded by the Mickey Mouse affair, or as the Americans call it "The Presidential Election"

Good work so far.

:thumbs:
August 25th, 2004, 10:48 AM
corturbra

Quote:

Originally Posted by Camaro80z

You guys are giving more reasons why canada is the U.S.'s biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaach!!!!!! :p

Really? I think its the other way round......
August 25th, 2004, 10:49 AM
corturbra

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayward Clam

So what you're saying is, you had your asses kicked by a bunch of people that weren't even a whole country yet? :thumbs:

:thumbs2:
August 25th, 2004, 10:53 AM
meatwad

I can see it now. The Redcoat Army versus the Redneck Army. Bring it on!
August 25th, 2004, 10:54 AM
meatwad

Hey, I hope you know that as soon as we stop your pathetic invasion, the first thing we're going to do is sell Big Ben to Sony and let them convert it to digital. :thumbs:
August 25th, 2004, 10:58 AM
corturbra

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Originally Posted by meatwad

Hey, I hope you know that as soon as we stop your pathetic invasion, the first thing we're going to do is sell Big Ben to Sony and let them convert it to digital. :thumbs:

No need, it already keeps better time than a cheap Japanese digital..... you could do us a favour though if we let you win. Can you demolish the Millenium Dome and the London Eye?

Mmmm better still when WE win you can have them instead of Disney World.
August 25th, 2004, 11:12 AM
Camaro80z

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayward Clam

So what you're saying is, you had your asses kicked by a bunch of people that weren't even a whole country yet? :thumbs:

I would say it was a war with the british, not the panzy canadians that you have become! :thumbs:
August 25th, 2004, 11:22 AM
Major Kong

Oh my God!!! It's the RAF...Arghhhhhhhhh!!!
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August 25th, 2004, 11:50 AM
meatwad

Wolverines!!!
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August 25th, 2004, 02:53 PM
Orangeman

So what are you gonna do with the Indians ? I'm sorry, the Native Americans. They say they were here first....before the Brits.

Are ya gonna employ them as housekeepers, nannys, & waiters the same way ya employed the REAL Indians in India.

At least in the old America they could stay drunk and go on welfare...:D
August 25th, 2004, 03:23 PM
Cleetus

And casinos
August 25th, 2004, 03:53 PM
gazzak

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Originally Posted by Cleetus

And casinos

We'll make gambling legal in every state,

but only on soccer matches :devil:
August 25th, 2004, 04:32 PM
Wayward Clam

USA is definitely our biaaatch, we're bigger and we're on top :D
August 25th, 2004, 08:59 PM
geeksRus

hey, cornwallis...we fixed your *** at yorktown...we can do it again...
August 26th, 2004, 12:43 AM
Orangeman

Quote:

Originally Posted by gazzak

We'll make gambling legal in every state,

but only on soccer matches :devil:

Actually that'll be an improvement. Everyone knows Indians are better at soccer than whites... :devil:
August 26th, 2004, 01:41 AM
constructor

Pick me up in Northumberland.

I will invade with a crate of Newcastle Brown Ale.

Can I be the High Sherrif of Florida?
August 26th, 2004, 02:30 AM
Orangeman

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Originally Posted by constructor

Pick me up in Northumberland.

I will invade with a crate of Newcastle Brown Ale.

Can I be the High Sherrif of Florida?

With all the drugs that flow through that state, I think its a foregone conclusion.. :p
August 26th, 2004, 02:50 AM
Pluto

Quote:

Originally Posted by corturbra

Space hopper mounted, charging now.... what shall we do with Microsoft when we get there?

Burrrrrrnn the Witch! Burn her...
August 26th, 2004, 02:55 AM
Pluto

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titchski

When Operation Village Green goes live left me know and I'll rise up, I'm busy setting up the Red Lion Pub, I mean, Covert Operations Centre. The Ops Centre will be serving Beer and Cider along with Shepherds Pie and Bangers and Mash. There will be darts, pool and fruit machines for recreational purposes only. Large screen telly's will be showing our plan of attack, as well as all Premier League games :thumbs:

I'm there! Can we have the Test Matches as well?
August 26th, 2004, 03:16 AM
corturbra

Quote:

Originally Posted by constructor

Pick me up in Northumberland.

I will invade with a crate of Newcastle Brown Ale.

Can I be the High Sherrif of Florida?

Yep, I'll pick ya up this weekend on the Village Green tourbus..
August 26th, 2004, 03:17 AM
corturbra

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orangeman

So what are you gonna do with the Indians ? I'm sorry, the Native Americans. They say they were here first....before the Brits.

Are ya gonna employ them as housekeepers, nannys, & waiters the same way ya employed the REAL Indians in India.

At least in the old America they could stay drunk and go on welfare...:D

We will respect their heritage and their rightful claim to their lands. the REAL Indians in India have got their revenge by working in our customer service call centres... We have learned from our mistakes.... :thumbs2:
August 26th, 2004, 07:51 AM
thirdfey

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Originally Posted by geeksRus

hey, cornwallis...we fixed your *** at yorktown...we can do it again...

cornwallis ran out of supplies at yorktown because of the french. he was heading there to be resupplied and we just followed. The french won the war and we benefitted. England became bored with the colonies and went back to fighting france because the french fought like proper gentleman should.

After "winning" the war we were forced to pay england pack for all the hard work they put into this country and for the cost of the war which many years later they decided let they debt default.
August 27th, 2004, 08:59 AM
Orangeman

Okay Now,

I have a question. What's your plan of attac? The reason I'm asking is because I need to know when we, on the Pacific Coast, need to be ready for invasion..:D

Also, will NooNoo be with you? I need to know because I need her to help me with my broadband problem...:D
August 27th, 2004, 09:00 AM
Cleetus

When yall hit the south, make sure to wait about a month or so, dove season is about to open and deer season will be opening, yall will have fun walking around with your limey crumpets and tea

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