You want I should kick El_Squid in the ****?Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
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You want I should kick El_Squid in the ****?Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
In the eyepatch?
In the peg leg?
In the skull and crossbones?
In the canon balls?
:p
All of the above! :thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Arr, ye scurvy bilge rat, I'll slit yer gullet from stem to stern! :knife:Quote:
Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
Let's try to salvage what's left of this thread's pride.
There was a shipwreck at sea after a gutless, cowardly pirate attack and Buck, Lance, and Jack were washed ashore on a small Island.
Upon reaching shore they promptly fell asleep from exhaustion. A short time later, Buck awoke and saw that a box of bananas had been washed ashore. Buck ate one third of the bananas and went back to sleep.
Lance soon awoke and upon seeing the box of bananas, ate one third of what was left and then fell asleep.
Jack woke next and assumed that the other two hadn't eaten any bananas, so he ate one third of what remained. When Jack had finished, there were eight bananas left over.
How many bananas were in the box originally?
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Twenty seven.
If eight were left, it would represent 2/3rds of the amount Jack found. Therefore, Lance left 12, and if 12 represented 2/3rds of the amount Lance found, then he found 18. Since 18 represents 2/3rds of the original amount, there must have been 27 originally.
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Originally Posted by a d e p t
27Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
27
damn, too slow, i'll get you next time pirate
Yo, ho, ho. Ye'll be swimmin' in my wake, landlubber.Quote:
Originally Posted by thirdfey
landlubber? you live in oklahoma. how much more landlubberish can ye be :p
Aye, matey, I be a squid out of water! Arr! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by thirdfey
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Originally Posted by El_Squid
Correct.
3 points and your pick of a either a ceremonial tanto or a set of matte-finished shurikens.
I'll take the ceremonial tanto. Now I need only find a katana and wakazashi to match.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Barney Dribble was going on a one-way bus trip.
He intended to ride for a certain distance, get off the bus, and walk back to town.
If the bus travels at a rate of nine kilometres per hour and he was to walk back to town at a rate of three kilometres per hour, how far would he ride so that he'd be back in eight hours?
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Eighteen kilometres.
Since he is riding three times as fast as he can walk, three quarters of his time must be spent walking. Since he rode for two hours, travelling 18 kilometres, and walked for six hours, travelling at three kph, he made the round trip in eight hours.